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Why It Is Great To Be A Guy by dollarland(m): 11:57am On Nov 17, 2009 |
1- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2- Your last name stays put 3- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 4- Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6- Your orgasms are real. Always. 7- Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8- You don't give a rat's ass if someone does not notice your new haircut. 9- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10- Same work, more pay. 11- Wrinkles add character. 13- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. 14- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. 15- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. 16- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 17- One mood, all the damn time. 18- The world is your urinal. 19- A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20- You can open all your own jars. 21- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness 22- Your underwear is $10.00 for a three-pack. 23- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. 24- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. 25- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 26- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "he must be mad at me". 27- You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes. 28- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 29- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 25 minutes. 30- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. |
Re: Why It Is Great To Be A Guy by cantell(m): 12:06pm On Nov 17, 2009 |
@Poster, Boy, you're something. Whoa. |
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