Shydon:
To say that I am disappointed with Buhari-led administration is really an understatement. I cant see how they will get back on the right track; they keep on getting better at being crooks. It's futile to even have such thought if one would be realistic enough. It has just been business as usual. Who else should the common man turn to by 2019? Frankly speaking, they seem all the same to me; hypocrites! Only God can do it for us.

Haba did u say God; tell me a country that calls on God more than Nigeria in d whole world; and since we av been calling; is it not getting worse; people just like to run away from d truth mayb cos of sentiments; but I will say it anyday, anytym and anywhere. We need GEJ(God's ordained) not God himself.

Now this is a proper analysis

DrRasheed:
Shut up.. The cost of goods in global market tripple that of 2015.
Moreso, i visit south africa,US all their budget is passed in mid year with high figures for their presidency.

So the cost of goods only affects the presidency.What of d citizens still earning d pre2015 wages?

Bro, check ur head, something important is missing there

I feel like crying. Udoma and adeosun are highly clueless. Never will a primary school graduate govern us.

demarc001:
BEHOLD A GENIUS PRESIDENT THAT STARTED PRIMARY SCHOOL BEFORE CONCEPTION.

The 'Saint President Buhari celebrated his 74th
birthday over the weekend. Fellow Nigeria,
we had previously been made to
understand his WAEC Certificate
(WASC) was issued in 1953.
From 1953 to 2016 = 63, and 74 -
63 = 11.
My President was 11years old when
he obtained his WASC ?
This is SENSATIONAL
NATIONAL RECORD...
11 - 5 (Secondary school years) = 6,it means he finished his primary school at the age of 5years. In the Northern Region their primary school was SEVEN YEARS while the Southern primary school was SIX YEARS. BY IMPLICATION , PRESIDENT BUHARI STARTED HIS EDUCATIONAL PURSUIT TWO YEARS BEFORE HIS CONCEPTION. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LONG LIVE APC.

(Forwarded as received)

That's not true, the northen primary school is also six years, our president only started his primary education one year before his conception.

U ppl have not seen anything yet.. What we have seen so far is the "CHANGE" and we are entering d "DOLE" part... Zombies would avoid dis thread like a plague because d truth is bitter but can set dem free jus like agbo..

This is not surprising, Buhary is a highly corrupt individual who think he is wiser than all.


Imagine the attached Budget of CHAGE and now Budget of FRAUD.

All those who voted for these sets of crooks, please be prepared, the level of curses coming upon you in 2017 has never been seen on the planet earth.

dammykkt:



So the cost of goods only affects the presidency.What of d citizens still earning d pre2015 wages?

Bro, check ur head, something important is missing there

Please ignore that thing, he is irredeemable.

Budget of 2.5tr

Dem pad am sotey sotey sotey come call am 7tr budget

Honestly MMM is a better ponzi sheme than Buhari

They will embezzle 2.5tr use 1.6tr for debt servicing, 2.2tr for recurrent expenditure, how much remain self... Thieves

the biggest satan we should be busy fighting in this country is our govt. imagine no human sympathy when they're busy looting the treasury, meanwhile they r people dying due to this looting.
dear Lord wen u eventually position me in a leadership position of influence don't let greed, selfishness and gluttony enter my life. pls lord don't let me forget the people i'm meant to serve, may i constantly remember them and be in touch with realities as i make decisions everyday. Father dis is my earnest desire as i humbly yield my self for any leadership position you deem fit for me in this blessed country.

Dear Nairalanders Pls what is the way forward?

Shydon:
To say that I am disappointed with Buhari-led administration is really an understatement. I cant see how they will get back on the right track; they keep on getting better at being crooks. It's futile to even have such thought if one would be realistic enough. It has just been business as usual. Who else should the common man turn to by 2019? Frankly speaking, they seem all the same to me; hypocrites! Only God can do it for us.

i belief God will send u a moses before 2019

Nigeria is a cursed country.

DrRasheed:
Shut up.. The cost of goods in global market tripple that of 2015.
Moreso, i visit south africa,US all their budget is passed in mid year with high figures for their presidency.

You should be the one to shut up as the cost of goods in global market were cheaper now than in 2015. That is why the US you claimed to visit couldn't get its inflation rate to 2 percent target. Same with other developed nations.

DrRasheed:
Shut up.. The cost of goods in global market tripple that of 2015.
Moreso, i visit south africa,US all their budget is passed in mid year with high figures for their presidency.

You need to shut you damn brain up.........


I can't even believe a Nigerian wrote this rubbish, your stupidity is unfathomable......

One thing I'm sure of is what awaits this so called "government of fight against corruption" will be worse than what is being meted on Dansuki right now! Government of graft, by the graft and for the graft!

DrRasheed:
Shut up.. The cost of goods in global market tripple that of 2015.
Moreso, i visit south africa,US all their budget is passed in mid year with high figures for their presidency.

To think that you are a doctor dashes every hope I have for this country.

Oh my dear country.

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DrRasheed:
Shut up.. The cost of goods in global market tripple that of 2015.
Moreso, i visit south africa,US all their budget is passed in mid year with high figures for their presidency.

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Useless comment of the end of the year "2016"

Now I regret campaigning against Jonathan, Buhari is the worst thing to have happened to this country, he's as daft as a brainless slowpoke and has successfully surrounded himself with experts in corruption, I can vehemently say he's more corrupt than the previous president.

#bringbackJona

This piece is just hilarious! This should be Topic of the year! OP dissected the budget with plenty of satire and pun. Tuale to the OP.

mykeljosef:
corruption is everywhere...

its eaten into the root of every single sector of Nigeria and Nigerians

Buhari is the biggest hypocrite and worst scam ever to happen in our country.
How did we let this happen to us?
Where are the zombies who brought this curse upon us?
Where are they hiding?

Flyingngel:
I feel like crying. Udoma and adeosun are highly clueless. Never will a primary school graduate govern us.

My bro, I am already crying, we made a deadly mistake bringing this clueless and insensitive govt

gunther6 no kill person o. 52 million naira shit. that is a big load of shit! i hope the $30 billion loan does not pull through else we just might be shitting away the hope of future generations. let the senate do the needful in both cases.

finaly01:
Dear Nairalanders Pls what is the way forward?

REVOLUTION!!!

gunther6:


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Saatah Nubari is on Twitter @Saatah



http://newswirengr.com/2016/12/21/saatah-nubari-the-aso-rock-budget-that-deserves-your-attention-they-pay-rent-in-the-villa/

Let them continue to fool us. Nigerians are not good analyst. We hardly look into the letter and the spirit of the budget. We just look at the whole figure and start singing like parrots. POO of how much? Maybe they want to eat all the food in the world to double the rate at which this POO will be generated. Motor vehicle should ordinarily have a life value of 4 years. Is it that they have crashed all the cars bought last year? Renovation of Residential building for such an amount? Maybe holocaust is about to hit ASO rock in 2017.
Honestly this budget like this administration is full of shit holes. Corruption is building a palace right in the sit of power. Senate, Judiciary, Executive are all corrupt. By now, this country should be without SGF and Minister for budget and National Planning among others.

Corruption has become a Vampire!

DrRasheed:
Shut up.. The cost of goods in global market tripple that of 2015.
Moreso, i visit south africa,US all their budget is passed in mid year with high figures for their presidency.

Dr Rasheed I must say you are quite senseless..Shame on you and your DNA ...I SPIT ON YOU

gunther6:


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Saatah Nubari is on Twitter @Saatah



http://newswirengr.com/2016/12/21/saatah-nubari-the-aso-rock-budget-that-deserves-your-attention-they-pay-rent-in-the-villa/

The problem is that their Zombies dont know the enormous problem we are into. They thought GEJ was clueless; now we have people who dont know anything. God will help our youth who are visionless supporting people who careless for them.

For years we were brain washed into believing that Babangida and Abacha destroyed Nigeria while in essence the person who did was General Buhari, The rot he started in 1984 took 30 years to try to even fix it and we then made the same mistake and voted him in again , this time it will take another 60 years to clean it up, today Nigerians in Lagos are already queuing for rice and they dont even know it

DrRasheed:
Shut up.. The cost of goods in global market tripple that of 2015.
Moreso, i visit south africa,US all their budget is passed in mid year with high figures for their presidency.

I GUESS DER IS NO MORE HOPE 4 U.