Infact, this is hilarious.

   Our wedding just turn to a year and 7months. We had a little misunderstanding and this lead to my wife immediate sister to instruct my wife to packout of my house. For 1 week she couldn,t return home, and i run to her mother to report.But all what i could hear from them is no response.They are at my wife back, But i only have his  Eldest brother which was the 1st son of the family that didn,t supported her.
  Although my wife is a type that doesn,t want 2 submit to me as husband .
    when we have an argurment,she will ensure that her word superseded mine and wouldn,t listen to correction.
    So her 1st born came to setlle dis matter along with my parent.
    During the settlement,she was abusing my parent to the extent that my parent want me to divorce her which i turned them down. 
    These reconcilation lead to an undertaken letter,that both parties agrees that there will not be conflict btw us again.
      Factually 12days after the reconciliation meeting btw my parent and my wife eldest brother,my wife parked all her properties out of my house,including all gift presented to us at the wedding ceremony.

On these fateful day, I was prepare to go to work and i left money for her to use to cook soup. what she told me was that she will be goin to naming ceremony that she will be coming late.
  But to my suprise i got home and i realised that she had parked all her property including some of my belongings too .
  This is the shock of my life.

Are u violent towards her?
do you have kids with her?
if not then count your blessings

Why would your wife suddenly move out? You must have done something really wrong then

with my ¨present mind set, let her be for a while. after some time, she shd come to her normal senses. if u get a moment wt her, i think u both shd decide to leave family or friends intrusion out of ur family issues. hope it makes sense sha.
when its time, she wud come back on her own. just let her kno she is welcome bak any tym.


i sure hope this makes sense

Laughs my butt off at thread.

MrCrackles:

Topic. . .
Your wife "Parked" out of your house

LWKMD!

Wale_ade:

 But to my suprise i got home and i realised that she had parked all her property including some of my belongings too .
 This is the shock of my life.

Don't be shocked, as for your missing belonging's, consider it Valet Parking Fee

arkinses:

Don't be shocked, as for your missing belonging's, consider it Valet Parking Fee

@Op, what did she 'park'? A rover or mercedes? U're killing me man!