Wen U r lonely, sit on d rocks.





















Remove ur shoes n smell ur socks, !!

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: Can kids of our age have kids? Teacher: No Never! Boy said to girl: See I told you not to worry.

This is for lola



Awesome words:
I dont know exactly wat being mature is,bt i think its wn ur finally able to joke abt things that once broke ur heart badly

Cute story: A 10 yr old boy went 2 an ice-cream shop & asked: How much a cone costs? Waiter said: N15, The boy started counting how much he had in his pocket. Then he asked: how much the small cup costs ? Waiter said: N12. He orderd the small cup & had it, paid the bill and left. When the waiter came to pick empty plate, he was heartly touched, the boy left N3 as tip for him. Moral 'try to make every one happy with something you have,

Post vacant in Top Software compaines:
NIIT-Not Interested In Technologies
TCS-Totally Confused Systems
WIPRO-Weak Input,Poor&Rubbish Output
HCL-Hidden cost&Loss,

The cutest proposal of the world,
Girl-"i have 4gtn my surname,
Can i uz urs?.

A Man kick a mad dog 2 save a lady.
News: INDIAN SAVES LADY.
Man-I'm not Indian.
Nws: FOREIGNR SAVES LADY.
Man- I'm Pakistani.
Nws: TRRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG.

Some things are made for each other, For example, Shoe and Socks, Soap and Water, Paper and Pen, Me and ur Girl Friend.

Why we need a Lover wen v hav so many around 2 Love us? A Wise Man said: As Air is Everywhere, but we Still need a Fan to Feel it, !!!

Define contraceptive pill, Its the second best thing that a woman can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy, Now don't ask what's the first one, !:-)

Height Of Laziness-
DAD: Why ddin't you go to the exam??
Son: Paper was tough!!
Dad: Without going how did u know
Son: Paper was leakd 2 dayz b4 by me,

A newborn baby told the nurse-give ur cellphone plz
Nurse-Why?
Baby-to give a miss call to GOD that i reached safely.

Boys use word FRIENDSHIP to start LOVE,
Girls use same word to end LOVE,

Same word but different attitude,
This OOPS concept is known as "POLYMORPHISM"

Advantages of NOT havin LOVER,
1. Can sleep well.
2. Can save Time & Money.
3. No worries abt how I look.
4. No missed calls at mid nyt.
5. No need 2 activate 10ps Scheme.
6. No need 2 recharge al day
7. Can talk 2 all Boys & Girl

PROUD to be Single.

kunbee all dis jokes for best joker award 2010?

cuz na during the end of the year people go wan dey show talent

lol

You are senseless

you're useless

same old

Kunbee u rock!!! Luv ur jokes.@studio hmmmmmmmm.

Ose my dia

Lolajoy:

@studio  hmmmmmmmm.

Kilode my dear?

ewo

Most stupid questns people usually ask in obvious situations,


At movies-
Hey! What are you doing here, ??
Ans- Don't you knw?! I sell tickets in black over here, !



2. In bus- A heavy lady wearing pointed high heeled shoes steps on your feet-Sorry did that hurt, ??
Ans- No,not at all.I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't u try again, ??



3. At funeral-
One of the teary eyed people ask- Why?! Why him of all people, ??
Ans- Why? Would it rather have been you, ??



4. When u get woken up at midnight by a phone call-
Sorry! Were you sleepin, ??
Ans- No! I was doing research on whether Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought i was sleeping, ?? You dumb witted slowpoke, !!



5. When a friend sees u with an evidently shorter hair-
Hey! Hv u had a haircut, ??
Ans- Nah! Its autumn and am shedding, !!

FOR A WOMEN EVERY MAN IS A OSAMA. FIRST HE ATTACKS HER TWIN TOWERS & THEN HE DESTROYES HER PENTAGON !!!

WHAT DOES BANKING & SEX HAVE IN COMMON?
ANS: YOU'LL LOSE NTEREST AFTER WITHDRAL.

Worlds Most Beautiful Sentnce
"But I M Wth U"
Worlds Most Painful Sentnce
"I M Wth U,But"
Words R Same Bt Whre Thy R Placed Matters A LOT,

Always start your day with a lot of, S. E. X.
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

Q: What is the definition of Mistress?
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A: Someone between the Mister

Sexual Thoughts of the day

Its not the length, its not the size,

its how many times u can make it rise!

its not how well it fits but

how often u can make it spit,

When are men the smartest?
Before, during or after sex?

During sex cause they're plugged into a genius!

Who is senior: Penis or Vagina?
Ans: vagina, bcoz penis always stand up when saw a vagina. So respect the senior      

wife to naked husband: why you are walking around naked? neighbours will see your thing.

Husband: so what if they see??

Wife: they will think i married you for money!