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What An Encounter With God! by akintom(m): 5:36pm On Dec 25, 2016
In what appeared to be an answer to the prayers of some nice apologists on NL, who have been praying that god should visit the atheists who have been persecuting god, bursting the bubbles of god and making the preachings of the gospel ineffectual.

They specifically asked god to do the visiting in an action packed style, that he used in Paul's case.

At about about 12pm, on the day that the nazarene was fabricated to have been born, in the month that all gods possessed Santa and in the year that atheism spread mightily.

As i lay in quietness and in ambience of my abode, suddenly there was a thundering and lightning, and in a blinking of an eye, the whole room was darkened in the brightness of all lights that i have ever seen.

While i was trying to figure out this, the thundering sounds gradually tuned down to a deafening silence. The intensity of the bright light increased, until all i could see is nothing.

Then suddenly, i saw a creature, who began to shape out from the blinding light. The shape and color of this creature was beyond what can be described in human language.

As i observed this creature closely, i heard a voice that seems to be coming from the creature. I became more curious when the creature spoke in my mother tongue. Saying:

" i am god of all tongues and knowledge"

I was surprised, since the god i once heard of, never introduced himself like that. Then the following gists happened:

To be continued.........

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Re: What An Encounter With God! by Emescot(m): 7:16pm On Dec 25, 2016
Complete your story ooo
Re: What An Encounter With God! by akintom(m): 7:18pm On Dec 25, 2016
Emescot:
Complete your story ooo
It's not story, it's a spectacular encounter....... Am on it, stand still.
Re: What An Encounter With God! by akintom(m): 7:18pm On Dec 25, 2016
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Re: What An Encounter With God! by akintom(m): 7:18pm On Dec 25, 2016
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Re: What An Encounter With God! by jonbellion(m): 7:25pm On Dec 25, 2016
akintom:
In what appeared to be an answer to the prayers of some nice apologists on NL, who have been praying that god should visit the atheists who have been persecuting god, bursting the bubbles of god and making the preachings of the gospel ineffectual.

They specifically asked god to do the visiting in an action packed style, that he used in Paul's case.

At about about 12pm, on the day that the nazarene was fabricated to have been born, in the month that all gods possessed Santa and in the year that atheism spread mightily.

As i lay in quietness and in ambience of my abode, suddenly there was a thundering and lightning, and in a blinking of an eye, the whole room was darkened in the brightness of all lights that i have ever seen.

While i was trying to figure out this, the thundering sounds gradually tuned down to a deafening silence. The intensity of the bright light increased, until all i could see is nothing.

Then suddenly, i saw a creature, who began to shape out from the blinding light. The shape and color of this creature was beyond what can be described in human language.

As i observed this creature closely, i heard a voice that seems to be coming from the creature. I became more curious when the creature spoke in my mother tongue. Saying:

" i am god of all tongues and knowledge"

I was surprised, since the god i once heard of, never introduced himself like that. Then the following gists happened:

To be continued.........


lmao
The fukk is this cheesy
Re: What An Encounter With God! by mrmrmister: 7:29pm On Dec 25, 2016
cheesy grin grin
This is gonna be interesting
Re: What An Encounter With God! by akintom(m): 7:56pm On Dec 25, 2016
God: i know that which thou thinketh now. You're wondering if this is real or just imagination. It's real. Before you is the god you have persecuted consistently in your words and writings.

You have particularly made the preachings of my children ineffectual, by perforating their messages before it captures the minds of men.

Me: well, you're wrong god. Am not surprised at what is happening here. It's called subliminal experience.

God: what's subliminal experience?

Me: didn't you say that you're a god of all knowledge, yet you knoweth not what meaneth subliminal experience?

God: now it's between the two of us, you don't have to point out how ungrammatical i am to me, in a deriding manner of your NL posts.

Me: ok i spare you on this. But am kind of surprised at your admission of limitations. Well what am trying to say is that, what am going through now is a replay of so much bible stories i had read, when i was emotionally fascinated by the stories.

They were buried in my subconsciousness, something must have stir them up to my consciousness now. Do you get that now?

God: yes. That was kind of you to have explained. OK, if you say i and what is happening now is unreal, how about this:

most of my apologists on NL have been calling on me, to visit the atheists who have all invaded every means of communication, to persecute me.

To be continued......

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Re: What An Encounter With God! by akintom(m): 8:48pm On Dec 25, 2016
God: they have prayed and fasted, they afflicted their flesh, they neither rested nor sleep at night. They asked that i do something before my name and claims are consigned to oblivion, in the minds of many.

I have heard their cries and I have decided to act. As i am talking to you now, am also talking to other persecutors of my name.

Me: but wait oo god. How did you manage to put all these craps together in the first place? All this talk of some folks praying to you, and you doing something about it, is as unreal as the first presumption you made here.

Do you realize that it's perplexed and primitive folks that made you and your craps up? Do you realize that you have the most horrific, amorphous, and ridiculous character in any known fictional works?

To be continued.......
Re: What An Encounter With God! by Emescot(m): 4:19pm On Dec 27, 2016
mtcheew
Re: What An Encounter With God! by akintom(m): 5:36pm On Dec 27, 2016
Emescot:
mtcheew
Impressed or deceived?

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Re: What An Encounter With God! by Emescot(m): 6:16pm On Dec 27, 2016
akintom:

Impressed or deceived?
You keep writing to be continued, am not impressed.
Re: What An Encounter With God! by akintom(m): 6:41pm On Dec 27, 2016
Emescot:
You keep writing to be continued, am not impressed.

Apologies. It's a book about "the god that never was", being compiled by me.

I shall update the story as time allows.
No vex
Re: What An Encounter With God! by akintom(m): 9:22pm On Dec 27, 2016
........ Me: how did you ever enter human experience?

God: i just don't get it, when you referred to me as a fictional entity. I am the real in reality, i existed before existence, and i am the experience in all human experience.

Me: Naaah.... Let's take it one by one. How real are you? For instance, am interrogating you now because your story was buried in my subconsciousness. Without which you will never find a chance in my imagination.

God: you have said it all, i god was created by men, i have no date of birth (dob) and i am formless, traceless, nameless and useless.

*no dob - primitive folks in different part of the world and at different times created me in their personal and communal experience.

So, no possible fixed dob. the reason therefore for the fabricated fraud of me been said to be ageless, eternal and uncreated creator.

*Formless - because i was created in the thoughts of men, i can't possibly have a definitive form. Whatever form a perceived super human could possess, was assigned to me.

*traceless: there can't be any physical location of my dwelling. Except in the minds of men. Just like a psychoactive gas, that can't be seen with unclad eyes, such gas can induce all kinds of psychedelic behaviors.

*nameless: am just a description of assumed reasons behind what men don't know, due to ignorance, and intellectual limitations.

*useless: i don't exist, nor possess any capacity or capability. Men do whatever they like and ascribe any suiting descriptive title of me to such act.

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