I ran into a church carrying a brand new knife and asked:-
“Who is a christian here?”
The whole Church went as silent as a grave yard. I asked again, “How can a full Church have no christian?“. No one replied.
Then I grabbed the nearby young man and went out with him and told him, “Come and help me kill my chicken for xmas because I don’t know how to do it“.

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After the young man had killed the Chiken, he told me that he didn’t know how to skin it and that I should go back to the Church and get someone else to help me do that. I returned to the church with the knife dripping with blood.
When the Pastor saw me in the church with blood dripping from my knife.. .. ..

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