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★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by TheRealAdonye(m): 3:33pm On Dec 30, 2016
Announcer:
*looks around*
DJ! Abeg play National Anthem

DJ:
*plays Pana*
Folake gimme love oh
Na you dey catch my shot oh
For your sake I go go church oh
We go drive around for my porshe oh

Adonye:
Edakun, warris this nau?
Stop eet ahan

DJ:
They say you like cassava
I get big cassava

Adonye:
Izz h'okay
Maybe you want me to bring Bobrisky for you? Kilo shele gan gan

DJ:
*stops music*

Announcer:
He's here again.
Some know him.
Some love him.
Some DGAF and that's ok.
Doyen of this awards and he's always up to something.
Your Host, AD to the YE.

*Crowd loses their minds*

Adonye:
Thank you, Thank you so mush.
Izz ya boi, Eazi Adonye and I'm in the beedhin.
We h'are gathered here to converge h'ourselves, who that one epp?
However, we didn't h'only come toe-gether for the purpose of sharing Samosa, puff puff and h'order small chops.
We are here to be stucked together for the 3rd edition of the JBVs.

If you know any of a pelzin so deserving of this manner of an award, kindly nominate such a pelzin here.


And that's all about the Host.

Now let's begin.
As anyone who has ever written a job test knows, Rules are paramount.

THESE ARE THE RULES

1. PLEASE DO NOT USE ANY OTHER COLOUR TO POST COMMENTS ON THIS THREAD, ASIDE BLACK. OTHER COLOURS ARE RESERVED FOR THE ORIGINAL POSTER (OP) AND THE MODERATOR. PLEASE LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS AND CONGRATULATORY MESSAGES IN BLACK AND WHITE.

ACCEPTANCE MESSAGES BY WINNERS CAN HOWEVER BE MADE IN COLOR.

2. THIS THREAD WOULD SERVE AS THE THREAD FOR EVERYTHING CONCERNING THE AWARDS.

3. YOU COULD ALSO NOMINATE YOURSELF

4. THERE'LL BE NO CAMPAIGNING ON HERE. PLEASE DON'T SOLICIT FOR VOTES ON NAIRALAND. THIS IS A FAIR PROCESS WITH EQUAL OPPORTUNITY GIVEN TO EVERYONE.

5. ALL OTHER NAIRALAND RULES APPLY

Not that much, right?

I'm TheRealAdonye, your host for the year, and I welcome you once again to the 2016 JSAs

DEADLINE FOR NOMINATIONS is 5th January 2017.

DJ Take it away.

DJ:
Wizzy Boy, make me dance
Daddy Yo! Make me Dance

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Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by TheRealAdonye(m): 3:34pm On Dec 30, 2016
1. Most Helpful Joblander: Award for the Person who shares past questions and other pieces of advice
2. Funniest Joblander: Person whose comments bring smile to your face despite Unemployment/ Under Employment
3. Gate crasher of the year: Someone who has gatecrashed a lot of tests this year or someone whose gatecrashing experience paid off
4. Funniest Moniker (Male and Female): The people whose monikers elicit at least a Chuckle regardless of the state of your job hunt
5. Most Secretive Joblander: These set of people always like to take information without giving. We know at least one. If you don't know, then you're probably one of them.
6. Most Motivational Joblander: This person always has a way of motivating job seekers, helping them keep their hopes alive and encouraging them to keep trying because there's light at the end of the tunnel.
7. Most Inquisitive Joblander: This person will even ask you the content of a regret mail.
8. Most friendly (Male and Female): He/ She is down to earth and always very courteous to both known and unknown posters even in the face of provocation
9. Most Active/ Always Online Award: The most frequent user in the section. Someone you will always find in one thread or the other in the section
10. Most Handsome/ Most Beautiful: If working in a world class company was by who fine pass, this person would be the CEO. To be nominated, you have to have a profile picture that would be up for the duration of this awards.
11. Mr Casanova: This is the woman wrapper award. This would go to that poster who seizes every opportunity to chat up the ladies in the section.
12. Miss Dainty: The female user who seems to attract the most attention from the guys.
13. Most Connected: That poster who seems to be aware of job vacancies even before the positions become officially vacant and only posts confirmed vacancies
14. Webster Of the year: The poster with the best use of words, grammar, style, poetry e.t.c
15. Best newcomer: Someone who became active in the section in the year 2015 and has made an impact within that time
16. Most Popular (Male and Female): Everybody knows them. People want to be them. Their mentions are perpetually on fire.
17. Genius of the year: SHL? GMAT? Dragnet? None fazes this Joblander.
18. The All-Knowing: The job lander who knows practically every job lander. The mods are exempted from nomination.
19. Most controversial: The poster who stirs up different emotions in the minds of those on the thread.
20. Job Searcher of d year: He/She is on every thread looking for an opportunity to make their dream come true.
21. The Ideal Candidate: Someone whose personality based on NL activity you will like to have on board if you own an organisation.
22. Poster of the year: Overall Baddo of the Job Section. This person has excelled in most categories above.
23. Legend Of the Seeker Job Section: That poster who has been on Nairaland for a while and has carved a niche for himself/herself in the section. Anyone who's won this award is exempted from nomination. The previous Winners are Jarus and IfyAlways.
24. Thread of the year: The thread that made everybody take notice. Even if the job no concern you, you still dey put eye. The Chatroom is exempted from nomination
25. Couple of the year: The people you always want to tell them to get a room. Yes, those ones.


NB:
The maximum number of nominations per award is 5. Please, do not nominate more than 5 people for an award.


Let the nominations begin.

cc Davide470, Uboma

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Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by Stranger101: 4:58pm On Dec 30, 2016
Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by tolutweety(m): 5:03pm On Dec 30, 2016
*space booking is allowed *






Brb.
Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by Sunnypar(m): 5:18pm On Dec 30, 2016
Thread of the year updated vacancies
Legend of the seeker eremy
Webmaster www.mitacy.com
Thread of the year teachers thread
5. Stenon
16. Goldendr, Debbie, eremy, jarus
19. Avicky, sunnypar and thesylone
23. Goldendr
24. Strictly for those interested in teaching jobs
Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by wroskian(m): 5:43pm On Dec 30, 2016
Okay. I'll be right back. grin

***modified***

1. Most Helpful Joblander: Dmainman comes to mind.

2. Funniest Joblander: LatestLastMumu

3. Gate crasher of the year: Pass

4. Funniest Moniker (Male and Female):
Male: LastMumu, HotSemo
Female: Pass

5. Most Secretive Joblander: Blui... grin okay, Pass

6. Most Motivational Joblander: Debbie.

7. Most Inquisitive Joblander: Pass

8. Most friendly (Male and Female):
Male: Wroskian cheesy Davide470.
Female: Amicable09, Jamean, Jazmiynne.

9. Most Active/ Always Online Award: Pass

10. Most Handsome/ Most Beautiful: They hid their pishures...Pass.

11. Mr Casanova: Thinking...erm..erm... Yes, Davide470 dey try small sha grin

12. Miss Dainty: Pass

13. Most Connected:[b] Debbie, Eremy.

14. Webster Of the year: Pass.

15. Best newcomer: Pass.

16. [b]Most Popular (Male and Female):
Male: Eremy
Female: Debbie

17. Genius of the year: Pass.

18. The All-Knowing: Pass.

19. Most controversial: Pass.

20. Job Searcher of d year: Pass.

21. The Ideal Candidate: Wroskian grin...I need that oyel job asap.

22. Poster of the year: ...

23. Legend Of the Seeker Job Section : Pass.

24. Thread of the year:
www.nairaland.com/1909933/post-entry-level-industrial-trainee https://www.nairaland.com/2907013/updated-new-job-vacancies

25. Couple of the year: *Clears throat*
Amicable09 & Wroskian (It is not how far but how well. We ended well grin) *runs out before the arrival of Lero15*

Cc: TheRealAdonye
Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by Nobody: 5:44pm On Dec 30, 2016
1. Funniest Joblanders :
LASTMUMU .

2. Most Secretive Joblanders.
Amicable09 Stenon

3. Most controversial Joblanders.
TheSlyone2 Sunny..............par

4. Couple of the year
TheSlyone2 and Avicky

5. Thread of the year.
I. Strictly for those interested in teaching.
I2. Updated-New Job Vacancies.
I3. Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience

6. Most popular.
Avicky debbie Eremy

7.

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Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by Nobody: 5:46pm On Dec 30, 2016
Debbie and Eremy deserve not just one awards each they have really helped a lot of people here.

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Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by Ceenelly(m): 5:49pm On Dec 30, 2016
most controversial- Enshi

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Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by Sunnypar(m): 5:50pm On Dec 30, 2016
Justnora:
Debbie and Eremy deserve not just one awards each they have really helped a lot of people here.
what of goldendr? Before the emergence of the duo, the dude was on fire
Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by Esthered: 5:54pm On Dec 30, 2016
Sisichels on KPMG thread deserves an award.

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Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by STENON(f): 6:00pm On Dec 30, 2016
Sunnypar:
Thread of the year updated vacancies
Legend of the seeker eremy
Webmaster www.mitacy.com
Thread of the year teachers thread
5. Stenon
16. Goldendr, Debbie, eremy, jarus
19. Avicky, sunnypar and thesylone
23. Goldendr
24. Strictly for those interested in teaching jobs
Sunny Pa ooo...Most secretive joblander!

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Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by Sunnypar(m): 6:01pm On Dec 30, 2016
STENON:
Sunny Pa ooo...Most secretive joblander!
lol

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Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by Nobody: 6:05pm On Dec 30, 2016
Sunnypar:
what of goldendr? Before the emergence of the duo, the dude was on fire
Old man, it TheSlyone2. Check your list of nominees again

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Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by Sunnypar(m): 6:06pm On Dec 30, 2016
TheSlyone2:

Old man, it TheSlyone2. Check your list of nominees again
grandpa! I just did
Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by Nobody: 6:12pm On Dec 30, 2016
Sunnypar:
grandpa! I just did
Good lad. You just saved your ass from being whipped
Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by avicky(f): 6:16pm On Dec 30, 2016
TheSlyone2:
1. Funniest Joblanders :
LASTMUMU .

2. Most Secretive Joblanders.
Amicable09 Stenon

3. Most controversial Joblanders.
TheSlyone2 Sunnypar

4. Couple of the year
TheSlyone and Avicky

5. Thread of the year.
I. Strictly for those interested in teaching.
I2. Updated-New Job Vacancies.
I3. Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience

6. Most popular.
Avicky debbie Eremy

7.
Like seriously? shocked TheSlyone2 et moi ? C'est pas possible. lipsrsealed
Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by Nobody: 6:18pm On Dec 30, 2016
avicky:
Like seriously? shocked TheSlyone2 et moi ? C'est pas possible. lipsrsealed
I don't understand whatsoever you put up there but I'll just say I DO
Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by Nobody: 6:31pm On Dec 30, 2016
1. Most Helpful Joblander:

NO IDEA

2. Funniest Joblander:

NO IDEA

3. Gate crasher of the year:

NO IDEA

4. Funniest Moniker (Male and Female):

NO IDEA

5. Most Secretive Joblander:

dem plenty die cheesy

6. Most Motivational Joblander:

Debbie nooni

7. Most Inquisitive Joblander:

NO IDEA

8. Most friendly (Male and Female):

Debbie.. .ammyluv2002, xmileeasy

9. Most Active/ Always Online Award:

OP

10. Most Handsome/ Most Beautiful:

Not Applicable angry

11. Mr Casanova:

Recession don hit all of them cheesy

12. Miss Dainty:

Migrated to Romanceland

13. Most Connected:

Mama d mama.. .. Debby ni o grin

14. Webster Of the year:

NO IDEA

15. Best newcomer:

NO IDEA

16. Most Popular (Male and Female):

ammyluv2002, Debbie (I throway salute for Dem)

17. Genius of the year:

Genius jobseeker? angry

18. The All-Knowing:

NO IDEA

19. Most controversial:

NO IDEA

20. Job Searcher of d year:

NO IDEA

21. The Ideal Candidate:

Emi nooni.. .. Me, Myself and I.

22. Poster of the year:

Ammyluv2002, Debbie

23. Legend Of the Seeker Job Section:

NO IDEA

24. Thread of the year:

Debbie's thread - Updated/New Job Vacancies
E don EPP plenty people.. .

25. Couple of the year:

Like seriously? angry


NB:
quoting and editing is allowed grin cool

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Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by davide470(m): 6:38pm On Dec 30, 2016
1. Most Helpful Joblander: Debbie, Eremy, Ammyluv2002

2. Funniest Joblander: LastMumu

3. Gate crasher of the year:

4. Funniest Moniker (Male and Female): LastMumu, Forkadict, Singlessubway

5. Most Secretive Joblander: Hadassaheke, MissIndependent

6. Most Motivational Joblander: Debbie, Nnereports

7. Most Inquisitive Joblander: Mayoor15,

8. Most friendly (Male and Female): Ammyluv2002, Ednut1, LastMumu

9. Most Active/ Always Online Award: Mayoor15, Ednut1, Amicable09

10. Most Handsome/ Most Beautiful: Ese00

11. Mr Casanova: LastMumu,

12. Miss Dainty: Ese00

13. Most Connected Debbie, Eremy, Ibnibrahim

14. Webster Of the year: Amicable09, Jazmiynne,

15. Best newcomer Nnereports

16. Most Popular (Male and Female): Debbie, Avicky, GoldenDr

19. Most controversial: Mayoor15, TheSlyone2, Sunnypar

20. Job Searcher of d year: Amicable09, Emmaesty

21. The Ideal Candidate: Amicable09, Emmaesty

22. Poster of the year: Ammyluv2002, Debbie, Eremy

23. Legend Of the Seeker Job Section: Luvola

24. Thread of the year: https://www.nairaland.com/1909933/post-entry-level-industrial-trainee https://www.nairaland.com/2907013/updated-new-job-vacancies

25. Couple of the year: Amicable & Lero15/Kaboninc, Stenon & Sunnypar

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Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by Jazmiynne: 6:40pm On Dec 30, 2016
Space Bookers Association

S. B. A

cheesy
Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by kaboninc(m): 6:43pm On Dec 30, 2016
National Associated of Space Owners!

NASO! cheesy cheesy
Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by enshi(m): 6:48pm On Dec 30, 2016
Ceenelly:
most controversial- Enshi
I am thankful.... I am remembered.. One love
Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by amicable09(f): 7:30pm On Dec 30, 2016
Ah! Nobody should take my space o! cheesy

I remember this time last year, chai!
I even had a mingled boo grin
I don't know the state I belong to now.


Lastmumu, is it you and I?
Wroskian, is it us?
Lero15, we are still an item abi?

... Coming with my nomination list cheesy

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Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by Nobody: 7:49pm On Dec 30, 2016
Most Educative Nairalander of the year:
EXPLORERS

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Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by karleone(m): 8:07pm On Dec 30, 2016
1. Most Helpful Joblander: Dharniel
2. Funniest Joblander: LastMumu/LadyF
3. Gate crasher of the year:
4. Funniest Moniker (Male and Female): LastMumu
5. Most Secretive Joblander:
6. Most Motivational Joblander: Debbie
7. Most Inquisitive Joblander:
8. Most friendly (Male and Female): Amicable09, Ksstroud
9. Most Active/ Always Online Award: Amicable09
10. Most Handsome/ Most Beautiful: Moyarh/Deracathy
11. Mr Casanova: Davide470
12. Miss Dainty: Amicable09
13. Most Connected: Debbie, Eremy
14. Webster Of the year: Adeaks
15. Best newcomer:
16. Most Popular (Male and Female): Amicable09, Eremy, Debbie
17. Genius of the year: Dharniel
18. The All-Knowing: TheSlyone2
19. Most controversial: LadyF
20. Job Searcher of d year: Karleone
21. The Ideal Candidate: Ferdyboss
22. Poster of the year: .....
23. Legend Of the Seeker Job Section: ....
24. Thread of the year: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee
Jobs Here For Those Without Experience/Updated-New Job
Vacancies
25. Couple of the year: Kaboninc/Jazmiynne
Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by STENON(f): 8:59pm On Dec 30, 2016
Sunnypar:
lol
You knw that you'r joking. Right?
Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by wroskian(m): 9:26pm On Dec 30, 2016
amicable09:
Ah! Nobody should take my space o! cheesy

I remember this time last year, chai!
I even had a mingled boo grin
I don't know the state I belong to now.

Lastm.umu, is it you and I?
Wroskia.n, is it us?
Lero1.5, we are still an item abi?

... Coming with my nomination list cheesy
I believe this is your way of reminding me that our contract expires 31-12-2016, 11:59PM sad
Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by Dainty25(f): 9:32pm On Dec 30, 2016
smiley
Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by BCharles: 9:53pm On Dec 30, 2016
...........
Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by Nobody: 10:20pm On Dec 30, 2016
1. Most Helpful Joblander: .... Goldendr
2. Funniest Joblander: ...engrcharlesid
3. Gate crasher of the year: I dont know
4. Funniest Moniker (Male and Female): Last Mumu
5. Most Secretive Joblander: Stenon
6. Most Motivational Joblander: Debbie
7. Most Inquisitive Joblander: Luvola.
8. Most friendly (Male and Female): Uglychick
9. Most Active/ Always Online Award: Timosa
10. Most Handsome/ Most Beautiful: Enimoney
11. Mr Casanova: davi470
12. Miss Dainty: The female user who seems to attract the most attention from the guys.
13. Most Connected: Debbie
14. Webster Of the year: goldendr
15. Best newcomer: Thesylone2, babra19
16. Most Popular (Male and Female): Dmainmain, Debbie, Eremy, Goldendr.
17. Genius of the year: Goldendr, Debbie,eremy, Jarus, Manie.
18. The All-Knowing: amicable09, manie, goldendr, avicky, upload111
19. Most controversial: singlessubway,avicky, sunnypar, mpyaw, pojomojo, thesylone2
20. Job Searcher of d ye
21. The Ideal Candidate: Someone whose personality based on NL activity you will like to have on board if you own an organisation.
22. Poster of the year: Goldeddr
23. Legend Of the Seeker Job Section: Goldendr
24. Thread of the year: Strictly for those interested in teaching jobs
25. Couple of the year: stenon and sunnypar

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