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7 Lies You Definitely Heard From Your Nigerian Parents When You Were A Kid by adewumiopeyemi(m): 11:30am On Dec 31, 2016 |
Nigerian parents deceived us a lot. As kids, we depended on our parents for a lot of things, and in our eyes, they could do no wrong. Little did we know that they lied to us regularly and sold us dreams. Here are some lies you probably told as a kid. 1 Like |
Re: 7 Lies You Definitely Heard From Your Nigerian Parents When You Were A Kid by adewumiopeyemi(m): 11:32am On Dec 31, 2016 |
1. ‘Tell me the truth, I won’t beat you’ This was the tactic they used when they were trying to get you to confess to a wrongdoing. The truth never set anyone free. They always flogged us. 1 Like
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Re: 7 Lies You Definitely Heard From Your Nigerian Parents When You Were A Kid by adewumiopeyemi(m): 11:33am On Dec 31, 2016 |
2. ‘Oya go and wear your shoes, I’m waiting for you.’ By the time you come back with the shoes, they’d be nowhere to be found. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Re: 7 Lies You Definitely Heard From Your Nigerian Parents When You Were A Kid by adewumiopeyemi(m): 11:34am On Dec 31, 2016 |
3. ‘I always came first in class’. If everyone’s parents came first in class, then who came second? 1 Like
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Re: 7 Lies You Definitely Heard From Your Nigerian Parents When You Were A Kid by adewumiopeyemi(m): 11:35am On Dec 31, 2016 |
4 If you sit near a boy, you’d get pregnant As if pregnancy is transmitted through mere skin contact.
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Re: 7 Lies You Definitely Heard From Your Nigerian Parents When You Were A Kid by adewumiopeyemi(m): 11:35am On Dec 31, 2016 |
5 Mummy’s tummy is big because she ate too much This was the lie they used to explain pregnancy. 1 Like
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Re: 7 Lies You Definitely Heard From Your Nigerian Parents When You Were A Kid by Nobody: 11:36am On Dec 31, 2016 |
![]() ![]() Every African parent was first in their class ![]() |
Re: 7 Lies You Definitely Heard From Your Nigerian Parents When You Were A Kid by adewumiopeyemi(m): 11:36am On Dec 31, 2016 |
6. If a lizard sees your teeth it won’t grow back They just made up a random lie so we wouldn’t flash our missing teeth everywhere.
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Re: 7 Lies You Definitely Heard From Your Nigerian Parents When You Were A Kid by adewumiopeyemi(m): 11:37am On Dec 31, 2016 |
Did we leave out any lie? Tell us in the comments. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: 7 Lies You Definitely Heard From Your Nigerian Parents When You Were A Kid by IamLEGEND1: 11:37am On Dec 31, 2016 |
Bring that money uncle gave you let me keep it for you..... FOR WHERE?! dah money don go be that. Looking back now,I mumu die back then no be Small. 1 Share
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Re: 7 Lies You Definitely Heard From Your Nigerian Parents When You Were A Kid by GaggleNSwallow: 11:38am On Dec 31, 2016 |
Me: Daddy, what are you eating? Give me. Daddy: It's not for kids. If you eat it you'll never grow up. Me: Eeh, I don't want to grow up. Still give me. Daddy: And you may go blind too. Me: I want to go blind. Give me. Daddy: You'll die if you eat it. Me: Yes, I want to die. Give me. www.nairaland.com/attachments/4680077_1guxmz_jpeg0e85325002d367dd1a8d3b03c0e25d59 |
Re: 7 Lies You Definitely Heard From Your Nigerian Parents When You Were A Kid by Nobody: 11:40am On Dec 31, 2016 |
![]() I'd be like 1 Like
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Re: 7 Lies You Definitely Heard From Your Nigerian Parents When You Were A Kid by Lh19(m): 11:44am On Dec 31, 2016 |
adewumiopeyemi: ![]() ![]() ![]() Na this one dey carry deceive us pass |
Re: 7 Lies You Definitely Heard From Your Nigerian Parents When You Were A Kid by Nobody: 11:55am On Dec 31, 2016 |
8. If you drink coconut water you won't know book again 9. If we swallow orange seed, orange would grow on our head |
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