What are you doing for New Year’s?”

It’s an innocent question, but for many people it can inspire mild panic. If you don’t have a good answer—that is, if you can’t report that you’re attending a glittery party with a live swing band or a cozy dinner where the hosts serve great wine and paella—it can be hard to say, “Uh, I dunno. Order a pizza?”

If you’re in a couple, it’s not too bad: “Oh we’re going to be soo boring. I’ll probably be asleep by ten–LOL!”

Singles don’t get to brag about how lame they are, which is why New Year’s Eve can often feel like a mandate, like prom night for grown-ups. Sure, you can say you have no interest, but it’s a tough sell.

This, of course, is usually why you’re asked about your plans in the first place. The questioners aren’t trying to gauge your popularity—they’re looking for ideas.

So you contemplate the following:

http://www.skillzah.com/2016/12/single-new-years-dont-sweat.html

I can't comprehend.