What does a homeless person do the first time you let them use a computer? Searches through the recycle bin.

How does a network administrator nerd greet people who come to his house? Welcome to 127.0.0.1

Why does the computer programmer ignore the warning on the cigarette carton? Because he's seen so many warnings he only cares about errors.

Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.

My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right!

If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.

If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

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