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No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by waterworks(f): 11:27pm On Nov 20, 2009
please wat is up with all this fictional posts on nairaland nowadays?

you wuld see one eye catching post only to read it and realise its one dry wanna be romance novel author. wat the heck is going on?

i slept with my girlfriends sister, i met a 5'9 girl at the bus stop and we had sex, i slept with this chik now she is begging for it. WTF?

wat happened to the good ol true life stories and drama? people really in need of advice? realistic stories?
it used to be nice when 2 or 3 such stories pop up and everyone has a good laugh abt them but now its likea mojority of the posts!!


i'm back on NL after 2 months and thi is wat im greeted with. DOES ANYONE AGREE HERE?
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by Nobody: 11:40pm On Nov 20, 2009
Well people are not coming forward with their true life stories grin grin To be honest with you, its all jokes and laughs and I take everything with a pinch of salt
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by Gabry(f): 11:47pm On Nov 20, 2009
hahaha! At least they havent had topics like


HELP! I had sex with an Octopus and now that THANG is Pregnant with ma Baby! grin grin grin
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by Okijajuju1(m): 11:52pm On Nov 20, 2009
I have a really good topic o!!

I had sex with a one breasted girl and now I cant find one of my nut. grin
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by Gabry(f): 11:52pm On Nov 20, 2009
LMAO!!! grin
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by Nobody: 11:54pm On Nov 20, 2009
Or NL help me I shagged a hole in the ground and now its pregnant and telling me im the babys daddy when infact I know other men have shagged the hole. grin
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by Gabry(f): 11:56pm On Nov 20, 2009
LMAO!!! grin grin grin
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by Okijajuju1(m): 11:57pm On Nov 20, 2009
NL shuld bere-named Fantasy land.
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by OMG190: 12:39am On Nov 21, 2009
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by Pweety4me(f): 1:03am On Nov 21, 2009
@Y won't it be full of cock? when it is all around us. . . cheesy tongue
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by KennyG6(m): 1:07am On Nov 21, 2009
lol
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by Nobody: 1:11am On Nov 21, 2009
@ topic

What serious topics have you produced so far?
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by amebono1: 1:13am On Nov 21, 2009
michelin89:

@ topic

What serious topics have you produced so far?

no mind am
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by puskin: 1:18am On Nov 21, 2009
Ask him again but I guess all possible true life xperiences hv bin thoroughly debated on.
So in the absence of that, let talk about d bizarre imaginary ones.
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by amebono1: 1:22am On Nov 21, 2009
poster this ones wey you post nko, no be cock and manliness story?


waterworks:

COME AND HEAR OHHHHH
me:
ive seen a guy. and i think ive fallen in love! hes so good looking and i can't get hes image out of my mind i know. i know hiss but ive helped u uys now please help bck. as for me ill say im equally good looking also and if i thot we diddnt stand a chance at all i wont be here!!!
as much as i can see he comes from a well rounded family(not a broken home) and he looks loaded. don't get me wrong im not a gold digger im actually quite comfortable but lets just say my ex really took advantage. so ive vowed never to date anyone hu can't stand on hes own two feet!

so heres the bad part.
1) i met him on facebook and i don't know him from jack!
2) from hes profile and comments he has a grt sense of humour WAIT! this is v bad because my personality is my grtest weapon. im freindly and funny and always cracking up the crowd. now this weapon don break-- e b like say im funny pass me!
3) also im a Girl : how i go first approach boi now?
4) hes good looking competition go dey~!! this is where you come in:

please how do i approach? don't want 2 send message because ill look to needy,
i don't know eni of hes friends and the only one i know is toasting me!!(dnt worry im nt leading him on)
hes sister looks nice but will i just go there and try to make frnds?
bumpin into him can't work because i can't send him a message by mistake abi?
how bout mkaing frnds with hes closest frn so he sees my personaliuty frm there ehen. please abeg help!!

i knw it seems like im only int in the looks yes its a plus but ive alwys treated my men right. as long as u help me get him i will treat him like a prince; massages and all u name it! guys, girls i need all of your sneaky tips!! i mean all of them[b] if na frm nigerian film oh[/b], the one u here say ure frnd do, the one wey u mama been do, all join.
abeg no tip when beyonce go fit use i never fyne reach like that yet rhodalyn, iice,fish, seun wer una dey? dnt worry im a big girl i can take it because i know nairaland must yab.
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by amebono1: 1:23am On Nov 21, 2009
waterworks:

ok now i need to kno theres doggy,[woman on all fours] military,[woman on back] the horse [woman on top] wall, [ man s back on wall and vise versa], spooning [womans both lie on sides on the bed woman backing man], can the man back the woman, { i wonder}

wat else i do know they have very complicated names so can yall also be descriptive pls?


waterworks:

ok now i need to kno theres doggy,[woman on all fours] military,[woman on back] the horse [woman on top] wall, [ man s back on wall and vise versa], spooning [womans both lie on sides on the bed woman backing man], can the man back the woman, { i wonder}

wat else i do know they have very complicated names so can yall also be descriptive pls?
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by amebono1: 1:25am On Nov 21, 2009
waterworks:

Dear Nairaland,
Theres this my family friend ive known and had a big crush on since 4ever. hes just so beautifull, gorgeous hes the perfect specimen of vanity! I'm lusting for him i wont lie. (lets cal him kevin) its so serious that when he just brushes up against me or touches me in passing my brain goes frm 0 to 360 in seconds!
but ive met this other guy and weve been dating 4 about 6 months now. i know if I'm with him in the next 4 years i will marry him. hes perfect theres no question there. (lets call him jim) don't get me wrong i don't want kevin for a relationship because hes my agemate and hes such a flirt (i dnt see eni picket fence with kids) its just hes alwys been the one ive wanted and never had. always been the one ive secretly liked. i wasnt relly pressured before because i alwys thot maybe its fate, or theres still time but after meeting jim I'm panicking that i haveto have kelvin for one steamy night! i feel i will alwys regret if i dnt make a move nw. more importantly if I'm going to, i want to before it gets too serious with jim and i can never look bck which seems like such a waste because ive lusted over kevin 4 so loong! ive never cheated on jim I'm not a cheater, I'm stalling with jim now because i dnt want this relationship to get to the point yet were i can't go bck )

evryone alwys thot wed end up together. . in fact they still think so alwys trying to throw us together and making silly jokes. i don't see/want a future i just want him now! but here is reality:
hes just to close to home, if we have somthing he will ALWAYS be there.
weve become very close frnds now nd I'm alwys dying inside when I'm with him i kind of enjoy living in denial if he finds out what if he rejects me?
he always gives mixed signals sumtymes it seems like he likes me but to shy to say som other times it seems like the thot of us beign more than frnds repulses him this makes me feel very unsure and has held me bck all these years because i feel like I'm not in hes leage (did i mention hes a flirt and the girls jus throw thwmeselves at him?)
if it all works as planned and we do something what will happen to the friendship? theres no way we can just forget it like it never happened i just want it to be a case were we just have a fling or watever and i get it out of my system and I can move on with my life!
most importantly if we ever have anything while I'm dating jim and i end up with him how stupid will i feel?!

last night i had a dream about him and things got heated up for the first time only to wake up i find out it was a stupid dream. I'm at work now and can't get him of my mind this is not just ure average guy he is so gorgeous if i don't get a piece of this guy i will never rest!

nairalanders what dyu think? is it worth the risk? i want him outa my sytem.
please air your honest views. thnx
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by amebono1: 1:26am On Nov 21, 2009
waterworks:

ive had a boyfriend for about a year now, i really care abt him. but theres this big problem. i dont think im attracted to him anymore. asin when im with him i dont think about having sex or kissing which is a little bit strange. a little bit because i dont think im a very sexual person. with my ex, hu was my first i never really cared for having sex but he alwys used to pressure and demand and iafter sometime i guess i got used to it. but we eventually broke up. i tried to experiment & find myself with 3 diff guys but it was still very boring.
the point now is that theres no attraction! maybe wen we first met but now i think its gone. right now we are down to abt once a month and weve started arguing abt it constantly. he blames me and says im stiff and boring and he has practically stopped making advances. i dont think i am at all! im a very vibrant person and im constntly thinking abt sex and the fantasies i want us to have are wild so wat the hell is wrong with me? i really wnat to have the kind of sex people talk about but now thats as far away for me as winning a million bucks. now all the newness of the relationship has gone and i think its harder to just start kicking up a sex life now when u should already have a sturdy one. i know hes not cheating cos weer alwys arguin abt it if he wasnt bothered then i would be scared. (nd hes trustworthy)

here are my problems:
im not very confident about my body, (i know im beautifull though but i cant be caught dead walking naked in front of eni guy)
im never interested in sex, it just doesnt occur to me to make a move! (even when i do its cos i feel im starving him and i should make an effort.) but i get turned on when watching some romantic movies or wen i see a cute guy, everytime i catch myself fantasizing abt sex!
i can never EVER climax with a guy(its unbelivable!), i think this is wat has made it so boring and uninteresting 4 me.

guys: wat can i do to improve the bedroom section?, is dere anything u do 4 gurls that drive them wild?
gurls: how can i be more comfortable in my own skin? any tips for the bedroom and gettin more intersted? how dyu phsche urselves?
wat can i do all around my relationship is hanging on a thread! HELP!
ANY ADVICE IS WELCOME NO MATTER HOW OUTRAGEOUS IT MAY SEEM IF IT HAS WORKED FOR U OR SOMONE U KNOW IM WILLING TO TRY.

sorry 4 d long tory!



Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by Nobody: 1:26am On Nov 21, 2009
Jenny haba, nor kill am now. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by amebono1: 1:28am On Nov 21, 2009
michelin89:

Jenny haba, nor kill am now. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

grin grin no naaa, na person wey dey talk about cock and manliness story like say she dey open meaningful thread grin grin
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by Nobody: 1:31am On Nov 21, 2009
Sometimes I dey wonder how these girls dey meet these men and all of them are always handsome. Na wa ooo.
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by amebono1: 1:33am On Nov 21, 2009
michelin89:

Sometimes I dey wonder how these girls dey meet these men and all of them are always handsome. Na wa ooo.

exactly grin grin hes handsome 6'2 inches tall , has a nice smile and can do anything for me grin grin grin grin
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by Nobody: 1:36am On Nov 21, 2009
Why me nor dey meet all these men? My last catch wan sell him car because he wan save money? Why I nor dey see man wey go even buy car for me? cheesy cheesy
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by amebono1: 1:38am On Nov 21, 2009
michelin89:

Why me nor dey meet all these men? My last catch wan sell him car because he wan save money? Why I nor dey see man wey go even buy car for me? cheesy cheesy

make you look further, you go surely see one rich man, buys me a iphone and a laptop computer and stocks my account with money, guess what we went to america for a vacaton grin grin grin grin

make them post this guys pics, i tell ya mich, if you no run cos of the level of wowo make you know say no be my mama born me grin grin grin grin grin
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by puskin: 1:39am On Nov 21, 2009
Ahhh!!
So d poster dey post cock nd bull story, U kon come here dey lament.
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by Nobody: 1:41am On Nov 21, 2009
!amebo no1:

make you look further, you go surely see one rich man, buys me a iphone and a laptop computer and stocks my account with money, guess what we went to america for a vacaton grin grin grin grin

make them post this guys pics, i tell ya mich, if you no run cos of the level of wowo make you know say no be my mama born me grin grin grin grin grin

You nor hear say she too na fine sissy? I believe say she go get levels now. Me I dey vex for wowo boys wey like me oo. Like say them nor see face.

Jenny, which kind picture she wan post? These men don't exist. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by amebono1: 1:43am On Nov 21, 2009
michelin89:

You nor hear say she too na fine sissy? I believe say she go get levels now. Me I dey vex for wowo boys wey like me oo. Like say them nor see face.

Jenny, which kind picture she wan post? These men don't exist. cheesy cheesy cheesy

'course na fantasy land them dey live so, i say make them post the pic of their real poverty stricken bobos, you go run put your rubber slippers for head grin grin grin grin

people wey marry or get rich husbands no dey talk, na people wey dey hope to catch dey make mouth pass
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by Nobody: 1:46am On Nov 21, 2009
But poster is right sha.

I'm tired of telling 90% thread makers to stop posting shit.

Oti su mi.
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by Nobody: 1:52am On Nov 21, 2009
!amebo no1:

'course na fantasy land them dey live so, i say make them post the pic of their real poverty stricken bobos, you go run put your rubber slippers for head grin grin grin grin

people wey marry or get rich husbands no dey talk, na people wey dey hope to catch dey make mouth pass

Beauty is the eyes of the beholder they say, but monkey nor fit convince me he be Johnny Depp. cheesy cheesy
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by waterworks(f): 2:08pm On Nov 22, 2009
amebo no 1 na u biko!!!!!
lol those are not cock and bull stories. what is so unrealisic about them? so i had a crush on two boys at 2 different times whooo what a tale!!! undecided

@ michelin 89 u have seen my posts now havent you?
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by waterworks(f): 2:12pm On Nov 22, 2009
@ fl gators.
thank u my brora.
Re: No More Cock And Bull Stories On Nl Romance Section! by semid4lyfe(m): 1:09am On Nov 23, 2009
See why I hardly visit the romance section?

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