1- When your girlfriend meets a rich man you say
she's a gold digger............But when your sister
meets a rich man you say it's God's favour, My
brother the thunder that will strike you is still in
camp.


2- You are shy to remove your sister's panties
from the drying line when its about to rain But
you can remove the panties of someone's sister
with your teeth.


My brother calm down I ordered your thunder
from jumia, it's cheap.


3- Recently i was at a virgin's funeral the
preacher shook his head in disappointment and
concluded his speech with the following words
before she was put to rest ,"Now you have given
termites what you denied men!" All guyz
shouted,"AMEN"..


4- Dear ladies, the way you keep quiet when you
find money in your man's pockets while doing his
laundry, is also the same way you must keep
quiet when you find used condoms in there.....


5- Any man who successfully
convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than
banana, is capable of selling condoms to a
Roman father


6- Sometimes you look back at girls you spent
money on rather than send it to your mum and
you realise witchcraft is real


7- They say milk gives strength. I have drunk 4
cups of milk and i was not even able to move a
wall. But when i drank 4 bottles of beer, i saw
walls moving themselves. Hmmmm These
scientists should stop their lies

number two sha... hehehe