Please don't mind my English

I wonder why some girls can't do without makeups.
My sister's friend that visited us yesterday was claiming that no amount of alcohol that she would drink will intoxicate her. I decided to give her one small Chelsae Dry Gin which she drank half of it.
Then by 5:30pm she decided to leave but my sister told her to wait while she take her bath.. When my sister entered the bathroom. her friend decided to do some makeup before she finish with the bathing.
But unfortunately, I was passing by the corridor. Behold I saw all her hands stained with a red lipstick. She doesn't know what she was doing anymore because of the alcohol. I snapped her hand with my IPhone 7 and went my way.
Later when I came back, My sister told that she later helped her with the makeups.

Girls should mind the quantity of alcohol they always take.

Meaningful No
Sensible No

meaningless post of all time.

hay!!!

So we should fry beans abi

And u should stop smoking hemp mixed with dried shi't

hisssssssss

Op

first dumb post of d year!!!

This one na upcoming blogger. Soon you'll start selling off your lies on Nairaland front-page.

Hmmmmmm i pity u @op

Op is dis how u want to start ur new year

i c, u drank d orda half of d chelsea dry gin dats y u r high also..... wah is dis lubbish. mayb d person below me hav somtin to say

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RotgakSlay:
i c, u drank d orda half of d chelsea dry gin dats y u r high also..... wah is dis lubbish. mayb d person below me hav somtin to say

numskull Op

I rushed in With another thing in mind and not this op

weblord1900:

Please don't mind my English

I wonder why some girls can't do without makeups.
My sister's friend that visited us yesterday was claiming that no amount of alcohol that she would drink will intoxicate her. I decided to give her one small Chelsae Dry Gin which she drank half of it.
Then by 5:30pm she decided to leave but my sister told her to wait while she take her bath.. When my sister entered the bathroom. her friend decided to do some makeup before she finish with the bathing.
But unfortunately, I was passing by the corridor. Behold I saw all her hands stained with a red lipstick. She doesn't know what she was doing anymore because of the alcohol. I snapped her hand with my IPhone 7 and went my way.
Later when I came back, My sister told that she later helped her with the makeups.

Girls should mind the quantity of alcohol they always take.

is ur SIS's friend white?

op you see

No sense at all. What should I make of this?

Dis Op no...

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dreamworld:

the Bleep iz up dere, saying rubbish

And the moral of the story is?

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