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Hey! by platinumnk(f): 3:35am On Nov 22, 2009
Hey!

Hey You!
Yes You!
Dont you turn your back on me??!!!
Who else do u think Im looking at?

Who told you to walk in this room?
Wearing a GQ suit
but tracking mud all over
my newly cleaned floor!!!!!
How DARE YOU!


How dare u march in my castle
Fronting like a brave knight
Pretending like you were going to rescue me?


Who said I needed help?
I have my own two Damm feet!!!


You think helping me off the ladder was your good deed?
Please!!
I was two rungs down from the ground!


Now look what you did!!
My house is a mess!!!!

You sit there and brag about your immaculate residence
Your fancy cars, your floors lined with gold

Why the hell are u doing here then?
Get out Get out GET OUTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

Gosh !!! You cant hear?
You're deaf?
Oh great u're listening to your Ipod

Figures

What else do u want?
Oya take what you want and go
Dont waste my time,
Ill clean up after you go

Ill wash the 3 loads of plates you ate
Ill fold the stacks of clothes you piled

Just leave me alone and stop it with all this mess

Please, Please, its ok, its really ok
Im not that upset at all
Guests are allowed, right
And I have to prove to be a hospitable host


But my dear, you overstayed your welcome
I'm tired and worn out
my hands are wrinkled
and my feet are tired from running doing errands

Save me, Spare me,
I Know your'e better off, you so frequently annouce that your house is better
at the most awardest of times!

Damm! Not even one plate did you pick up!
Not even one offer of help to my poor aching back
Did you give!


Why am i pushing you out?
Oh dont worry, go and find your mates
they will answer you

For now, I am tired
If i fall down now, I know you willnot catch me
So please allow me to rest in peace

Why Am i shutting the Door?
Oh comeone, isnt your bed waiting for yoi

Now Be gone!
Re: Hey! by semid4lyfe(m): 10:46am On Nov 23, 2009
Look at this stats.,,

Hey - 15 views, 0 comments
. - 11 views, 0 comments
Ice - 11 views, 0 comments

All threads started by the same OP. I just don't get it - why not put everything in one thread or is it that Seun is paying you guys for starting threads? Na real wa o!
Re: Hey! by morzook(m): 10:50am On Nov 23, 2009
Semid i just sent you a ma il kindly reply abeg mbiobaku@gmail.com[color=][/color]
Re: Hey! by platinumnk(f): 8:35pm On Nov 23, 2009
I opened up 3threads because I wanted to. Capishe?
Re: Hey! by semid4lyfe(m): 9:45pm On Nov 23, 2009
Ok, open more threads. Nothing do you.
Re: Hey! by adebayo201: 6:11am On Nov 24, 2009
:p
Re: Hey! by smooooooth: 10:07am On Nov 24, 2009
i think u got raw talent, u shld put all this in one book.
Re: Hey! by olulu(m): 10:41pm On Dec 02, 2009
platinumnk:

I opened up 3threads because I wanted to. Capishe?


nothing do u jare, carry dey go tongue

but u flow nice, different style to what i've seen around, but 9ice all d same grin grin grin
Re: Hey! by adebayo201: 5:03am On Dec 05, 2009
:p :p :p

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