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Hey Sinaj by martyns303(m): 9:10pm On Jan 05, 2017
I know am going to hell for this, but i've been refreshing my DM expecting a message from you.

Here's to you sinaj

I hope you get a paper cut on your tongue.
I hope every soda you drink already shaken up so it spills when you open it.
I hope your dreams dry like raisins in the baking sun
I hope your titties all saggy in your early 20's
I hope a gala seller runs away with your N950 balance.
I hope you never get off Fridays
And you work at Friday's that's always busy on Fridays
I hope you win the lottery and lose your ticket
I hope it's Ben and Socrates poop all up in your kitchen
I hope the zipper on your jacket get stuck
And your headphones short, and your charger don't work
And you spill shiit on your shirt
I hope your tears don't hurt, and I can smile in your face
Cut my losses.
I hope you happy, I hope you happy
I hope you ruined this shit for a reason, I hope you happy.

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Re: Hey Sinaj by Poorboy: 9:14pm On Jan 05, 2017
Hahahahaha. Boy ask sinaj. One question and she will be all yours leave grammar
Re: Hey Sinaj by Emac34: 9:16pm On Jan 05, 2017
Seen



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Re: Hey Sinaj by Draei: 9:16pm On Jan 05, 2017
#sighs, just look at this one...

Re: Hey Sinaj by rawpadgin(m): 9:31pm On Jan 05, 2017
not again!
op......

Re: Hey Sinaj by firstking01(m): 9:52pm On Jan 05, 2017
Smh
Re: Hey Sinaj by dacblogger: 10:32pm On Jan 05, 2017
sinaj come and answer your love call tongue

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Re: Hey Sinaj by Nobody: 10:40pm On Jan 05, 2017

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Re: Hey Sinaj by Divay22(f): 11:47pm On Jan 05, 2017
Draei:
#sighs, just look at this one...
you have been mixing all this while sad
Re: Hey Sinaj by obontami: 12:03am On Jan 06, 2017
Thirsty idiots everywhere. angry
Re: Hey Sinaj by Bluezy13(m): 12:03am On Jan 06, 2017
martyns303:
I know am going to hell for this, but i've been refreshing my DM expecting a message from you.

Here's to you sinaj

I hope you get a paper cut on your tongue.
I hope every soda you drink already shaken up so it spills when you open it.
I hope your dreams dry like raisins in the baking sun
I hope your titties all saggy in your early 20's
I hope a gala seller runs away with your N950 balance.
I hope you never get off Fridays
And you work at Friday's that's always busy on Fridays
I hope you win the lottery and lose your ticket
I hope it's Ben and Socrates poop all up in your kitchen
I hope the zipper on your jacket get stuck
And your headphones short, and your charger don't work
And you spill shiit on your shirt
I hope your tears don't hurt, and I can smile in your face
Cut my losses.
I hope you happy, I hope you happy
I hope you ruined this shit for a reason, I hope you happy.

This reminds me of my 2go days...
And I'm glad someone is treading that path now but it's quite unfortunate that the person is a supposed adult.

Happy fantasizing tho...

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Re: Hey Sinaj by Draei: 12:06am On Jan 06, 2017
Divay22:
you have been mixing all this while sad
Got jailed.
Re: Hey Sinaj by RichieDaVinci01(m): 12:11am On Jan 06, 2017
You could've been a lil more creative... And not copying chance the rappers song
Re: Hey Sinaj by EmperorShizzy: 12:27am On Jan 06, 2017
So you want to Bleep her ,Issokay go on we are Washing you closely

Re: Hey Sinaj by martyns303(m): 12:35am On Jan 06, 2017
Monalisa185 i see u here....
Re: Hey Sinaj by martyns303(m): 12:42am On Jan 06, 2017
RichieDaVinci01:
You could've been a lil more creative... And not copying chance the rappers song

N1000 says u just google that....

Dont know why all of you be acting up, i have never asked any girl out on NL; Am way bigger than that.

There is an objective for this, so please you guys should chill with the hate words....
Re: Hey Sinaj by Nobody: 1:06am On Jan 06, 2017

Re: Hey Sinaj by Nobody: 1:14am On Jan 06, 2017
.... And it came to pass, Sinaj did not reply the thread, the thread that actually concern her.
And the next prophesy OP would deactivate
Re: Hey Sinaj by Nobody: 1:27am On Jan 06, 2017
Sinaj abeg lend me your jazz. I want the POWER! cry

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Re: Hey Sinaj by Divay22(f): 1:38am On Jan 06, 2017
Draei:

Got jailed.
hmmmm shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked :oNo wonder grin grin grin...
Thank oluwa you are back.....

How was your stay wink
Re: Hey Sinaj by Tajbol4splend(m): 4:42am On Jan 06, 2017
obontami:
Thirsty idiots everywhere. angry

Your sig though

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Re: Hey Sinaj by makydebbie(f): 5:03am On Jan 06, 2017
PabloOmoEscobar:
.
Bro, I just taya mehn

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Re: Hey Sinaj by obontami: 7:13am On Jan 06, 2017
Tajbol4splend:

Your sig though
On point. Ain't it? grin
Re: Hey Sinaj by Tajbol4splend(m): 7:23am On Jan 06, 2017
obontami:


On point. Ain't it? grin

Very much
Re: Hey Sinaj by Draei: 7:47am On Jan 06, 2017
Divay22:
hmmmm shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked :oNo wonder grin grin grin...
Thank oluwa you are back.....

How was your stay wink
Was thesame, i have other accounts
jailed till 2027 so the feeling ain't diff.
Re: Hey Sinaj by Divay22(f): 9:02am On Jan 06, 2017
Draei:

Was thesame, i have other accounts
jailed till 2027 so the feeling ain't diff.
Jailed till 2027 shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked :oYou might have left nairaland or even Nigeria before then.................


Anyway Good to have you back grin grin grin

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Re: Hey Sinaj by Nobody: 8:56pm On Jan 06, 2017
Hope he hasn't kidnapped our sinaj,babe's still MIA

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