Ever since i was born, i have never lived in my country, now am back and want to involve in politics,

where do u think i can start because i not even living in my home state, and i am not planning to start living there now,


please,

Welcome to the beginning of your madness, Mr Expert 

Or better still welcome home Becomerich!

Ha, bibiking,

don't call Becoomrich here please. He has created his own threads so people meet him there. Just
go through the threads and you are home. If this man comes here, we r finished. The last time i checked, he was
volunteered to open communication lines with Beaf. So they may be trying to merge Benin Republic and the
North Pole. The map is yet to be published.

IF becooomrich jam this jjc to naija, na confusion break bone be dat :ot

citizenY:

Ha, bibiking,

don't call Becoomrich here please. He has created his own threads so people meet him there. Just
go through the threads and you are home. If this man comes here, we r finished. The last time i checked, he was
volunteered to open communication lines with Beaf. So they may be trying to merge Benin Republic and the
North Pole. The map is yet to be published.

IF becooomrich jam this jjc to naija, na confusion break bone be dat :ot

See as enemies full ground!
How can you mention my name with becomerich, abi you tink say 9ja independence papers dey my cupboard?

@ Beaf ,
as you and becoomrich don begin play draught and ludo, so tay e dey open
door for you for internet and reserve seat , na him i dey refer too. If the two of
una no friend again make we know. Abeg no vex.

Becomrich don read those papers see, na only for akara and clean poopoo.No dey
keep dat kind paper, Na him all these bigots dey misquote full Nairaland. As
harmattan dey come now abi na winter for yonder, make u take them warm bodi.

citizenY:

@ Beaf ,
as you and becoomrich don begin play draught and ludo, so tay e dey open
door for you for internet and reserve seat , na him i dey refer too. If the two of
una no friend again make we know. Abeg no vex.

Becomrich don read those papers see, na only for akara and clean poopoo.No dey
keep dat kind paper, Na him all these bigots dey misquote full Nairaland. As
harmattan dey come now abi na winter for yonder, make u take them warm bodi.

Ok jare, I vex again!
I don give becomrich to FBI make dem put am for rocket, send go moon. Na for deh im go do im krismas.

After a heavy no holds barred roforofo at Seme border, I succeeded in wresting the independence papers from the vile clutch of becomerich, they are now back with Oga Yar Adua in Aso Rock.

@ Beaf,

Lucky you, just keep away from him from now on. You know Toronto dey near North pole and
Becomrich is surely going to meet a white Christmas, In your struggke at Seme border the man abandoned the
hot peppers and spices. Na tabasco sauce e go take grill him turkey. Unless google show whether Eskimo degrow ata rodo.

Any way nice day, mo ti close.

how do all ur comment contribute to the posters question?,


just simple question asked,

How exactly do you mean? You want to contest elections? You should define what you want to do before you seek advice.This is not a sane country.Imagine the kinda of replies people are posting here for you? So define yourself before you get reasonable advice or anything?

Inordinate ambition.

go chop ur own money, y u no look for sumtin else to engage in

What we are saying is that the poster is a joker. Have you ever heard of Becomrich
SouthUnity etc etc- they are in the same corner. Becomrich is on terra firma when compared to EXPERT.
The man no get constituency, he wan do politics and he does not even know where to start.

What advice do you give him? Go for the presidency or go back to where he came from and contest for there
or better still go for the post of Secretary General of the United NationS