Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,208,031 members, 8,001,148 topics. Date: Wednesday, 13 November 2024 at 03:39 AM

Stuborn Local Kids - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Stuborn Local Kids (1534 Views)

Comedy: Stuborn Drivers / Must Match Video: Stuborn Teacher (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (Reply) (Go Down)

Stuborn Local Kids by 2Direct(m): 8:59am On Nov 24, 2009
There was a farmer who grew water melons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his water melon patch at night and eat them. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day, the kids show up and saw the sign which read, "Warning! One of the water melons in the field has been injected with Cyanide." the kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer's sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no water melons was missing, but the sign next to his read, "Now, there are two!"
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by damhadji(m): 10:14am On Nov 24, 2009
shocked omg he's in soup grin grin grin
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by krama(m): 3:28am On Nov 25, 2009
shocked shocked grin shocked shocked
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by aristole(m): 3:50pm On Nov 26, 2009
I like that.
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by Kunbee: 1:32am On Nov 29, 2009
Omo buruku sad
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by flekan(m): 10:24am On Nov 29, 2009
smiley
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by studio43(m): 8:37pm On Nov 29, 2009
Kumbee speak english
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by bandely(m): 9:08pm On Nov 29, 2009
Bad Children. grin grin
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by studio43(m): 9:20pm On Nov 29, 2009
That u cant do without
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by bandely(m): 8:48pm On Nov 30, 2009
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by studio43(m): 9:17pm On Nov 30, 2009
My guy talk well na, habba
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by shayoor(f): 10:33am On Dec 01, 2009
lol
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by clemcykul(f): 12:47pm On Dec 01, 2009
nice joke

;d
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by Kunbee: 11:39pm On Dec 03, 2009
studio43:

Kumbee speak english

No cool
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by clemcykul(f): 10:10am On Dec 04, 2009
berra
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by Ben13: 11:14am On Dec 04, 2009
CrazyKids grin
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by romsky: 11:49am On Dec 04, 2009
i know those kids personally
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by studio43(m): 9:40pm On Dec 04, 2009
Thanks Clem, I luv you pass my prada somehow, @ kumbee i know sey u be ajegunle brought up na
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by UNLEASHED(m): 8:32am On Dec 06, 2009
Stubborn kids indeed!! grin
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by studio43(m): 8:39am On Dec 06, 2009
Yes they are the one ones to take over from Mr Yaradua when his tenure expires
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by D1KeleVra(m): 8:19am On Dec 07, 2009
damhadji:

shocked omg he's in soup grin grin grin

actually he's on his farm smiley
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by Kunbee: 1:41am On Dec 27, 2009
Really
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by D1KeleVra(m): 7:52am On Dec 27, 2009
yea, really. . . . it says so in the joke, yes?
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by studio43(m): 11:09am On Dec 27, 2009
Shout comot make i buy fuel jor
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by D1KeleVra(m): 1:31pm On Dec 27, 2009
tout! na so so black market u like
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by studio43(m): 2:18pm On Dec 27, 2009
U nor go understand cuz na Bicycle level u still dey na
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by D1KeleVra(m): 2:38pm On Dec 27, 2009
stubborn-local-inbred kid! angry
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by Kunbee: 2:05am On Dec 28, 2009
I agree
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by studio43(m): 7:11pm On Dec 28, 2009
U agree to open it? Mmmm cant wait
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by Kunbee: 10:06pm On Dec 28, 2009
Open the envelope abi grin
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by studio43(m): 10:08pm On Dec 28, 2009
Hahaha erm yes the envelope between ya legs yeah
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by Kunbee: 10:11pm On Dec 28, 2009
No sad

(1) (2) (Reply)

This Is Why Jesus Second Coming Was Not Revealed. / D Best Joke.u Will Laff Nd Shit 4 Body / To All Pretty Babes Of Nairaland

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 12
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.