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Stuborn Local Kids by 2Direct(m): 8:59am On Nov 24, 2009 |
There was a farmer who grew water melons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his water melon patch at night and eat them. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day, the kids show up and saw the sign which read, "Warning! One of the water melons in the field has been injected with Cyanide." the kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer's sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no water melons was missing, but the sign next to his read, "Now, there are two!" |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by damhadji(m): 10:14am On Nov 24, 2009 |
omg he's in soup |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by krama(m): 3:28am On Nov 25, 2009 |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by aristole(m): 3:50pm On Nov 26, 2009 |
I like that. |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by Kunbee: 1:32am On Nov 29, 2009 |
Omo buruku |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by flekan(m): 10:24am On Nov 29, 2009 |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by studio43(m): 8:37pm On Nov 29, 2009 |
Kumbee speak english |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by bandely(m): 9:08pm On Nov 29, 2009 |
Bad Children. |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by studio43(m): 9:20pm On Nov 29, 2009 |
That u cant do without |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by bandely(m): 8:48pm On Nov 30, 2009 |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by studio43(m): 9:17pm On Nov 30, 2009 |
My guy talk well na, habba |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by shayoor(f): 10:33am On Dec 01, 2009 |
lol |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by clemcykul(f): 12:47pm On Dec 01, 2009 |
nice joke ;d |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by Kunbee: 11:39pm On Dec 03, 2009 |
studio43: No |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by clemcykul(f): 10:10am On Dec 04, 2009 |
berra |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by Ben13: 11:14am On Dec 04, 2009 |
CrazyKids |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by romsky: 11:49am On Dec 04, 2009 |
i know those kids personally |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by studio43(m): 9:40pm On Dec 04, 2009 |
Thanks Clem, I luv you pass my prada somehow, @ kumbee i know sey u be ajegunle brought up na |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by UNLEASHED(m): 8:32am On Dec 06, 2009 |
Stubborn kids indeed!! |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by studio43(m): 8:39am On Dec 06, 2009 |
Yes they are the one ones to take over from Mr Yaradua when his tenure expires |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by D1KeleVra(m): 8:19am On Dec 07, 2009 |
damhadji: actually he's on his farm |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by Kunbee: 1:41am On Dec 27, 2009 |
Really |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by D1KeleVra(m): 7:52am On Dec 27, 2009 |
yea, really. . . . it says so in the joke, yes? |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by studio43(m): 11:09am On Dec 27, 2009 |
Shout comot make i buy fuel jor |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by D1KeleVra(m): 1:31pm On Dec 27, 2009 |
tout! na so so black market u like |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by studio43(m): 2:18pm On Dec 27, 2009 |
U nor go understand cuz na Bicycle level u still dey na |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by D1KeleVra(m): 2:38pm On Dec 27, 2009 |
stubborn-local-inbred kid! |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by Kunbee: 2:05am On Dec 28, 2009 |
I agree |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by studio43(m): 7:11pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
U agree to open it? Mmmm cant wait |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by Kunbee: 10:06pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
Open the envelope abi |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by studio43(m): 10:08pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
Hahaha erm yes the envelope between ya legs yeah |
Re: Stuborn Local Kids by Kunbee: 10:11pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
No |
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