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Characteristics Of A F**k Boy By Joro Olumofin (must Read For Ladies) by wiloy2k8(m): 10:45am On Jan 11, 2017 |
Flamboyant Psychologist Joro Olumofin (pictured above) just published an article which according to him, highlights the Characteristics of a Bleep Boy, Why ladies fall for FB, How they affect us? 1. Who is a Fuckboy? : A FB is any guy who comes into a lady’s life with the sole purpose of taking, taking and taking from her without giving her anything meaningful or noble in return. He takes her time, years of her life, he uses her body as a playground and tool, he stands in the way of real men while prophesying fake love and selling ladies false dreams and hope. A Fuckboy is the older brother to Yoruba Demons. Characteristics of a Fuckboy: 1) A FB uses the promise of marriage as a tool to bait ladies into sleeping with him 2) A FB has 1 or 2 engagements rings in the picture Gallery or possession to deceive 100's of ladies the ring is for them 3) Any guy who talks about something special but not defined is a FB 4) Any guy who is over 35, single, sharing an apartment, always at sip & quilox 5) A FB will trap you with babies (baby mama) or tattoos on your body 6) A FB only remembers you when he wants to have sex or sees a fine picture of you on IG or bbm 7) A FB is very prayerful and uses the Bible and midweek service to deceive ladies Any guy who his parents, family and friends call you "our iyawo" and you've been dating him for 2 years is a fuckboy 9) Any guy who has eaten your food for more than a year and hasn't proposed is a FB 10) A FB is always asking for nudes. He keeps a gallery of your nudes and threatens to release them if you dare to leave him 11) A Fuckboy is handsome, tall, rich, he spends all his money on himself but not on assets, his body and his looks are his assets 12) Any guy who cries for no reason to get your attention and make you stay with him is a FB 13) Any guy who asks more than one pastor , Alfa, Imam to call you every time is a FB 14) Any guy who wants you to depend on him financially without you having yours is a FB 15) Any guy who is always liking pictures on IG morning to night and posting "cute, pepper them, slay " on every girls page is a FB 16) Any guy whose phone is always on silent, no vibrate, his whatsapp messages don't turn blue is a FB 17) FB see sex and the amount of girls they sleep with as an achievement or bank alert. The more they sleep with the more their ego is gratified 18) Any guy who displays eggplants and nudes all over social media is a potential Fuckboy Why ladies fall for FB : Fuckboys are the epitome of gentlemen in their looks, smooth talk, charm, courtesy, religious beliefs and courtship. They will scatter any lady's defense in 48 hours. Most ladies know in their hearts that a guy is a FB and is not the best for them, but curiosity and emotions get the best of ladies. Ladies always think they can change a man or a miracle can happen and he would be an angel. Breaking news ladies, no amount of prayers and caring can change someone who sees you as his prey, a tool and lunch. How do Fuckboys affect us : In Psychology, after a traumatic relationship the victims are emotionally scarred and most times all the good in them are lost. Fuckboys turn good, decent girls into ticking time bombs, they suck all the juice out of a lady and leave her to rot. Most ladies who loved & were attached to Fuckboys are psychologically, emotionally demanding.They live recklessly, abuse alcohol. Their mantra and motto is : " Bleep all guys, all guys are the same, I'm becoming a lesbian, I'm not good enough for anyone " Ladies, this year 2017 and beyond you will never encounter any FB. Amen. http://www.digestng.com/2017/01/11/characteristics-fk-boy-joro-olumofin-must-read-ladies/
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Re: Characteristics Of A F**k Boy By Joro Olumofin (must Read For Ladies) by Defaramade(m): 10:48am On Jan 11, 2017 |
Na so
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Re: Characteristics Of A F**k Boy By Joro Olumofin (must Read For Ladies) by MackBrooklyn: 10:48am On Jan 11, 2017 |
Lol, actually if your aforementioned unending lists are actually the truth... Then that makes me a _Fuckboy because I'm guilty of about 1/3 of 'em... |
Re: Characteristics Of A F**k Boy By Joro Olumofin (must Read For Ladies) by kinginvagina: 10:50am On Jan 11, 2017 |
I am a fuckboy because the pussy is meant for fucking. |
Re: Characteristics Of A F**k Boy By Joro Olumofin (must Read For Ladies) by soberdrunk(m): 10:50am On Jan 11, 2017 |
Re: Characteristics Of A F**k Boy By Joro Olumofin (must Read For Ladies) by wordbank(m): 10:51am On Jan 11, 2017 |
Juliet my mama call her OUR IYAWO Sandra my mama call her OUR IYAWO Bisola nko... OUR IYAWO Plus some wey dia form never reach her table Hehe I laff but I no be fuckboy I dey fast now I dey pray for dem all Hehe I laff but I no be fuckboy My phone no get volume Notification signal sef e no get I be fuckboy? Na u sabi Preye sorry say I make u tattoo my name and face for ur back Well that's in d past Let by gone be by gone As I forgive I be fuckboy? I wonder Inside my car fridge Kolombo leave two aboki rings dia since last year I dey think weda I go use one ds year Abeg all d gehs wish me well in my next move 1 Like |
Re: Characteristics Of A F**k Boy By Joro Olumofin (must Read For Ladies) by Kenzico(m): 10:52am On Jan 11, 2017 |
After all said and Done, F Boys will always be Foock boys!! Girls can fall very easily for them |
Re: Characteristics Of A F**k Boy By Joro Olumofin (must Read For Ladies) by 2dice01: 10:55am On Jan 11, 2017 |
someone will say 99% of them fvckboys cant fvck me
Yimu |
Re: Characteristics Of A F**k Boy By Joro Olumofin (must Read For Ladies) by ThinkSmarter: 10:57am On Jan 11, 2017 |
This is Absolutely True The FB re ladies ideal. They are the #TeamBahdGang with or without tattoos Ladies crave for them like ice cream and Chocolate They are heartbreakers Some put on earings ,wore necklace with nice hair style Some bleach. They are Handsome and Smart Most Celebrities re fb They play Snookers around motels, Joints and Clubs. I think God made them to repay ladies for their treatment to nice guys. To a lady #NiceGuysSucks #BahdGuysRocks I wanna be little Bahd guy. 1 Like |
Re: Characteristics Of A F**k Boy By Joro Olumofin (must Read For Ladies) by Nobody: 11:04am On Jan 11, 2017 |
i dont have a Bleep to give.the person below me might have. |
Re: Characteristics Of A F**k Boy By Joro Olumofin (must Read For Ladies) by ThinkSmarter: 11:06am On Jan 11, 2017 |
I think this deserve FP La-la and Co. do the needful. |
Re: Characteristics Of A F**k Boy By Joro Olumofin (must Read For Ladies) by Nobody: 11:13am On Jan 11, 2017 |
Of course most of what is up there is true, and the more girls they sleep with the less likely they are to get married. Would u blame them? They have been into more vagina than a midwife they have little or no regard for women anymore, Moreso a good lady is a waste of time to majority of them. Did I forget to say they are good looking? nice physique, reasonable dress nice with a beautiful car to complement these all which lady will not want to fall for these eligible bachelors Yoruba demons dem |
Re: Characteristics Of A F**k Boy By Joro Olumofin (must Read For Ladies) by BreezyCB(m): 11:34am On Jan 11, 2017 |
In Nicki Minaj voice -“If it go down in your DM, then baby boy, you lucky Cause 99.9 percent of these f_ckboys can’t f_ck me.” |
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