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Strictly For The Ladies: How To Recognise A Nigerian Phyuk Boy by Freeman50(m): 3:06pm On Jan 11, 2017
it has been all about the ladies, so now here's attributes of a phyuk boy.


This Article highlights the Characteristics of a FB, Why
ladies fall for FB, How do FB affect us ?
Who is a phyukboy? : A FB is any guy who comes into a
ladys life with the sole purpose of taking & taking & taking
from her without giving her anything meaningful or noble in
return. He takes her time, years of her life, he uses her body
as a playground & tool, he stands in the way of real men
while prophesying fake love and selling ladies false dreams
and hope. A phyukboy is the older brother to Yoruba
Demons.


Characteristics of a phyukboy:
1)A FB uses the promise of marriage as a tool to bait ladies
into sleeping with him
2)A FB has 1 or 2 engagements rings in the picture Gallery
or possession to deceive 100's of ladies the ring is for them
3)Any guy who talks about something special but not
defined is a FB
4) Any guy who is over 35, single, sharing an apartment,
always at sip & quilox
5) A FB will trap you with babies ( baby mama) or tattoos on
your body
6) A FB only remembers you when he wants to have sex or
sees a fine picture of you on IG or bbm
7)A FB is very prayerful and uses the Bible and midweek
service to deceive ladies
coolAny guy who his parents, family and friends call you " our
iyawo" and you've been dating him for 2 years is a
phyukboy
9)Any guy who has eaten your food for more than a year
and hasn't proposed is a FB
10) A FB is always asking for Noods. He keeps a gallery of
your Noods and threatens to release them if you dare to
leave him
11) A phyukboy is handsome, tall, rich, he spends all his
money on himself but not on assets, his body and his looks
are his assets
12) Any guy who cries for no reason to get your attention
and make you stay with him is a FB
13) Any guy who asks more than one pastor , Alfa, Imam to
call you every time is a FB
14) Any guy who wants you to depend on him financially
without you having yours is a FB
15) Any guy who is always liking pictures on IG morning to
night and posting " cute, pepper them, slay " on every girls
page is a FB
16) Any guy whose phone is always on silent, no vibrate, his
whatsapp messages don't turn blue is a FB
17) FB see sex and the amount of girls they sleep with as an achievement or bank alert. The more they sleep with the
more their ego is gratified
18) Any guy who displays eggplants and Noods all over
social media is a potential phyukboy


Why ladies fall for FB : phyukboys are the epitome of
gentlemen in their looks, smooth talk, charm, courtesy,
religious beliefs and courtship. They will scatter any lady's
defense in 48 hours. Most ladies know in their hearts that a
guy is a FB and is not the best for them, but curiosity and
emotions get the best of ladies. Ladies always think they
can change a man or a miracle can happen and he would be an angel. Breaking news ladies, no amount of prayers and caring can change someone who sees you as his prey, a tool and lunch.


How do phyukboys affect us : In Psychology, after a
traumatic relationship the victims are emotionally scarred
and most times all the good in them are lost. phyukboys
turn good, decent girls into ticking time bombs, they suck all the juice out of a lady and leave her to rot. Most ladies who loved & were attached to phyukboys are psychologically, emotionally demanding.They live recklessly, abuse alcohol.
Their mantra and motto is : " phyuk all guys, all guys are the
same , I'm becoming a lesbian, I'm not good enough for
anyone "
Ladies, this year 2017 and beyond you will never encounter
any FB.
Can I hear an Amen?

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