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Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by LoveJesus87(m): 4:31pm On Jan 13, 2017 |
Afriifa:how can you be so true 1 Like |
Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by tojahh(m): 5:11pm On Jan 13, 2017 |
That's how they stopped me at Obiri-Ikwerre flyover (PH) and the guy said.. Police: Wey you! You no sabi salute person? Me: I no know say you don reach where I dey Police: oh na so I come small? Good! Thank you, come down Me: why? I no de come down, what do you want? Police: lemmi see your papers, (gave it to him) Police: was is your name? Me: My drivers license is there. Police: I no see am before I ask? E belike say you think say we dey joke here. Come down Me: oga check wetin u wan check, I de go somewhere. Police: Ok, you sabi talk abi, you go sleep here. Me: ok, thank you. I left the particulars with him and Zoom off. Called my brother who's a Staff Sergeant in the Army. He sent someone to accompany to get my papers, the police man saw me and started shouting "thief thief, you go die today" the army guy with me just told him "Shut up, you idiot". He was shocked and said amid shaking voice. 'Who are you? Who are you? The officer just said lemme have those papers and I want to see the person incharge here! The matter was settled and as usual, the statement "anything for the boys"? I jux leave the mumu there. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by CRAPHA96(m): 5:18pm On Jan 13, 2017 |
MsDelilah:ayam not understanding the stop u or the stop the danfo u are inside ![]() ![]() The last tym I saw u u were trekking....abi u don sell the thing reach car money ![]() |
Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by Nobody: 5:47pm On Jan 13, 2017 |
CRAPHA96: I think you've got me confused with your mum. You can't afford my side mirror, even if you sell everything you've ever had. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by isaackenshaw: 5:54pm On Jan 13, 2017 |
Orile police station is a place for criminal police who extorts motorist and public 1 Like |
Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by Afriifa(m): 6:39pm On Jan 13, 2017 |
LoveJesus87:because i have been a victim of their deeds |
Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by highbee02: 6:43pm On Jan 13, 2017 |
I was once a victim of no1 along Asa dam road, Ilorin. They asked me to call out d engine no while he was holding d papers. unknown to me, the no ends witt 22 instead of tripple 2 and I was asked to pay #10,000 |
Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by KayodeAjani: 7:14pm On Jan 13, 2017 |
Police arrested my driver and my bus for obstruction they drove the bus very rudely and in the process rammed into another Dangote Truck parked ...as if thats not enough they deflated d whole tyres and bundled my Driver to their Station And gave d Commercial bus Driver d dirtiest beatens Jesus recieved in his times.. After all done i was called. I drove angrilly to d station Yes direct to d DPO. Good Day Sir, my bus and Driver was brought in here for road obstruction at a particular bus stop in OJA IFO OGUN state . DPO said was he d one that arrested them i should meet d DTO.DTO said its d DPO that has d power to release them they started pushing me up and down . Luckily a lawyer friend assisted to call the Area commander that later spoke with him ooooo b4 they finally took N7,000 and released them while i still hv to go and battled d spoit Bus. I sacked d driver once cos he would hv gve them what will kill them that they normally collect from d drivers DPO was just saying they will charge d driver to court that he is rude and all sought of allegations nailed up him. Some people are mis usind d power granted to them by the virtues of the office they r and no how nemesis will not replay it on them and there Family |
Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by Nobody: 7:57pm On Jan 13, 2017 |
nurey: Hahahha...funny you. I give up_ You win! ![]() |
Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by favouryemmy: 8:07pm On Jan 13, 2017 |
@Op, you forgot GMR aka general motor receipt. The day they asked me about that one eh, I wondered cos I've never heard about it before. |
Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by Absoj(m): 8:38pm On Jan 13, 2017 |
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Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by Absoj(m): 8:39pm On Jan 13, 2017 |
highbee02:...and u paid? ![]() ![]() |
Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by Absoj(m): 8:50pm On Jan 13, 2017 |
...as if it is not enof i heard again somewhere that with all dis police indiscipline that is unbearable, the govt is considering arming FRSC. No be finish dem wan finish naija so? ![]() |
Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by jaz(m): 9:25pm On Jan 13, 2017 |
Honestly these police guys are something else. Was driving through festac and police said I should park. He looked at all the papers saw everything was complete and up to date only for him to say my tire was not properly inflated and that's an offence. I was so mad I came down and shouted what do you mean. The guy just said we should go. I was really pissed |
Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by CRAPHA96(m): 9:52pm On Jan 13, 2017 |
MsDelilah:ee why opening my closed page ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() E be like say this wholesale business dey sell well ![]() ![]() ![]() Hw much u go sell am to me naw |
Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by 3kay945(m): 11:06pm On Jan 13, 2017 |
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Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by adanny01(m): 12:35am On Jan 14, 2017 |
1kinggy: The actual reason FRSC and VIO skip the engine no is the trouble it causes when your engine is replaced. The engine no will be different and renders your documents invalid even if you have 11 months on it. My car engine no is totally hidden from police, it is at the rear of the engine close to the bottom plate (oil sump). It is practically impossible to see it unless you use a lube pit or jack up the car and lie under the engine. Police man must show it to me before he can claim a fault else i will tell him my car has no engine no. Only the engine model is written in front and its hardly view-able because of the intake manifold. He has to remove my intake manifold to see that. 3 Likes |
Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by adanny01(m): 12:48am On Jan 14, 2017 |
tojahh: I dont drive with original papers in the car. All photocopies and the order is drivers licence first. If police say, "wei your drivers licence?" i give the bunch of copies. If they say "wei the particulars?" i give the same bunch of papers. Same with FRSC. FRSC will first want to see the drivers licence so as to withhold when they find an offence. As long as they know you have a valid unexpired copy of the licence, they know you will not go down easy as it has to be a serious offence which your car will be impounded. |
Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by themonk(m): 1:08am On Jan 14, 2017 |
PaperLace:Your quote @ signature is from Kendricks Lamar's "Hiipower". Nice song dear, You love hip hop? |
Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by Situation001(m): 10:19am On Jan 14, 2017 |
I was going on my own jejely with my bag at my back when a police man suddenly stopped me and ask what I was carrying in my bag.. Me: it's my laptop in my bag Police : can I have the receipt of the laptop Me: I don't have it here with me.. I don't carry it along Police: you must be a fraudster, you are a thief, you must follow me to the station, infact you are under arrest... Me: (to the police ) do you have a phone Police: yes what with it Me: d'u have it here with you Police: why are you questioning me Me: Nothing but can I have the receipt Police: I don't have the receipt with me.. Are you expecting me to be carrying the receipt all along.. ?? Me: Fine.. If you can't be carrying the receipt of your phone with you everywhere you go.. Why do you expect me to be carrying the receipt of my gadgets everywhere I go.. Infact if I'm to be under arrest we must be remanded in the prison together.. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by edogho(m): 4:39am On Jan 15, 2017 |
SWORD419:with knockout everywhere in the north, they dare not na |
Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:46am On Jan 15, 2017 |
praxisnetworks: kolewerk www.nairaland.com/attachments/4708296_img20160912154232430_jpeg65878c1aa7a9ab4d1ddec6a065a60f59 I fight all of them like this www.nairaland.com/attachments/887055_28195_gife5e9757edd3154d044ff8d5fb6234624 1 Like |
Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by mayor2013: 10:56am On Jan 15, 2017 |
GAZZUZZ: Where engineer dey see all this pictures like this. Am sure your laptop has space for 30tb |
Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by Nobody: 11:39am On Jan 15, 2017 |
praxisnetworks: Eww! Gazzuzz? I'd rather chew broken glass, stick a fork in my eye, and get finger_f*cked by Wolverine SIMULTANEOUSLY. Happy Sunday ![]() |
Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by GAZZUZZ(m): 11:39am On Jan 15, 2017 |
mayor2013: Die hard blackberry User. Don't even own a personal laptop (have computers for scanning and diagnosis) yet. Should buy 1 this week. ![]() |
Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by Nobody: 11:57am On Jan 15, 2017 |
praxisnetworks: My dear, get your facts straight before making comments on issues you know nothing about. I am NOT crazy about Siena. Never was, never will be. He should have considered his kids and wife before shamelessly coming to me. I didn't make him disappear. He left on his own accord, BEFORE I even told his wife anything. He left since July, I told his wife in Sept/Oct. No correlation. He felt Nairaland was "coming between us". His words, not mine. I'm sure you can still find his number here on Nairaland. Contact him, and stop asking me Jamb questions. As for the forgiveness of folks in Car Talk section, I don't need it. None of you is feeding, financing, or f*cking me. Your "forgiveness" means sh*t to me. Keep swallowing aspirin for Siena's headache. This is the last time I'll talk about this, and the last time I'll reply you, Praxisnetworks. Get a life, and mind your business. Aproko oshi. Enjoy your week. ![]() |
Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by nurey(m): 12:18pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
praxisnetworks: You are a well respected member of this community, if not for the sake of begging do it for the sake of the God you serve and let this issue be laid to rest in peace. Let's respect the community and the users in general. Thank you for your cooperation 1 Like |
Re: 5 Small Things Nigeria Police Will Use To Catch You Big Time by praxisnetworks: 12:21pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
nurey:okay. I will keep my peace sir. as I have spoken my piece of mind. 1 Like |
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