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I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by jkaro(m): 1:47pm On Jan 14, 2017
can anybody help me with any quick money and fame society, am tired of deceiving my self,i want to belong.
nobody should preach to me here Pls, if u have any just help

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Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by mengho(m): 1:55pm On Jan 14, 2017
Me too...



Well am just kidding, I am extremely satisfied with my wonderful life
Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by jkaro(m): 2:00pm On Jan 14, 2017
mengho:
Me too...



Well am just kidding, I am extremely satisfied with my wonderful life


Through which process did u get ur wonderful life, Pls tell me. am tired of mine

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Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by Nobody: 2:04pm On Jan 14, 2017
How much are you willing to pay and how far can you go regarding sacrifice?

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Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by jkaro(m): 2:06pm On Jan 14, 2017
Dreamwaker:
How much are you willing to pay and how far can you go regarding sacrifice?

if you are real, u tell me ur price.
Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by Nobody: 2:13pm On Jan 14, 2017
jkaro:


if you are real, u tell me ur price.

What's your worth?
Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by mengho(m): 2:17pm On Jan 14, 2017
jkaro:



Through which process did u get ur wonderful life, Pls tell me. am tired of mine

Easy I just enjoy my life with the things I have & by considering that there are people who can't even get a three square meal a day talkless of buying data for browsing

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Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by Barney11: 3:20pm On Jan 14, 2017
I can make u rich, pm me.
Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by jkaro(m): 4:20pm On Jan 14, 2017
Barney11:
I can make u rich, pm me.

send me ur number... am ready

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Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by jkaro(m): 4:21pm On Jan 14, 2017
Dreamwaker:

What's your worth?

even if is my soul I can give it out, damn serious for the business
Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by Nobody: 4:27pm On Jan 14, 2017
jkaro:



even if is my soul I can give it out, damn serious for the business

Ok, first step, give out all your clothes to the beggAr without expecting anything in return.
Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by jkaro(m): 4:28pm On Jan 14, 2017
[quote author=Dreamwaker post=52804363]

Ok, first step, give out all your clothes to the beggAr without expecting anything in return.[/quote)


thank u
Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by Omudia11: 4:42pm On Jan 14, 2017
This statement shows you're a fool, I'm sorry to say. Giving your soul means living your life. When you die, who will spend the money?
jkaro:



even if is my soul I can give it out, damn serious for the business
Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by jkaro(m): 4:50pm On Jan 14, 2017
Omudia11:
This statement shows you're a fool, I'm sorry to say. Giving your soul means living your life. When you die, who will spend the money?




thank u for ur comment my dear, but I want to ask you some questions.

is it your life?
am I living the life to please you?
will you share my grave and eternity with me?
do you know how my life is now that make me decide that?
if you can't help better dnt talk and stop calling me a fool. is my soul am giving and not yours. moreover Where u de wen I de pass through thorns

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Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by Nobody: 5:18pm On Jan 14, 2017
Satan can't help you, he is poor also. he can only offer you destruction.

My Dad is richer than him, Gold and Silver is his. You just need to ask him. I have a way you can get rich in 7days. Let me know when you are ready.

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Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by lastmessenger: 6:58pm On Jan 14, 2017
Go learn a handwork and become productive. Stop being lazy mr op.

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Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by Nobody: 7:05pm On Jan 14, 2017
Be an atheist. Get real.
Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by jkaro(m): 7:35pm On Jan 14, 2017
NewAtheist:
Be an atheist. Get real.


Abeg confirm me the gist Abeg... how can I join
Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by Nobody: 7:44pm On Jan 14, 2017
jkaro:




Abeg confirm me the gist Abeg... how can I join
It's easy as echoing "fuck_ you" three times to that annoying punk who thinks it's cute to try to force you to buy his boring sermons. Enter google, search for information relating to atheism, read much about it, but most importantly, exercise your brain.
Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by jkaro(m): 7:58pm On Jan 14, 2017
NewAtheist:

It's easy as echoing "fuck_ you" three times to that annoying punk who thinks it's cute to try to force you to buy his boring sermons. Enter google, search for information relating to atheism, read much about it, but most importantly, exercise your brain.



OK. thanks alot
Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by Ranchhoddas: 9:43pm On Jan 14, 2017
jkaro:





thank u for ur comment my dear, but I want to ask you some questions.

is it your life?
am I living the life to please you?
will you share my grave and eternity with me?
do you know how my life is now that make me decide that?
if you can't help better dnt talk and stop calling me a fool. is my soul am giving and not yours. moreover Where u de wen I de pass through thorns
Explain what you mean by 'thorns' that has made you so desperate you want to 'sell your soul'. Maybe we'll know how to proceed from there.
Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by HCpaul(m): 10:00pm On Jan 14, 2017
jkaro:
can anybody help me with any quick money and fame society, am tired of deceiving my self,i want to belong.
nobody should preach to me here Pls, if u have any just help

Am promising you with the lives of the Christians..... Just give your life to Yahweh's firstborn (Jesus) and all those things you are running after will be running after you. It's very certain bro.

Better still, we are in Nigeria "a place where their people derive pleasure in building auditoriums and not factories, visiting churches and not industries".

Just train your self to become a renowned pastor by calling your self into ministry. Make successful pastors to be your inspiration and not the unsuccessful ones.

Believe me, some churches in Nigeria are richer than two states added up together.

That's the devil you are looking for. Satan/Devil is just his nickname.

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Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by emaxpayne(m): 10:45pm On Jan 14, 2017
jkaro:





thank u for ur comment my dear, but I want to ask you some questions.

is it your life?
am I living the life to please you?
will you share my grave and eternity with me?
do you know how my life is now that make me decide that?
if you can't help better dnt talk and stop calling me a fool. is my soul am giving and not yours. moreover Where u de wen I de pass through thorns
your soul, life is not yours to waste away
Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by jkaro(m): 10:58pm On Jan 14, 2017
emaxpayne:
your soul, life is not yours to waste away




what do I do with it when am not getting anything from it.
Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by kaja4real: 11:00pm On Jan 14, 2017
Dreamwaker:
How much are you willing to pay and how far can you go regarding sacrifice?
name ur price and sacrifice, poverty is worst than death
Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by kaja4real: 11:04pm On Jan 14, 2017
Barney11:
I can make u rich, pm me.
send me ur number

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Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by Nobody: 11:05pm On Jan 14, 2017
kaja4real:

name ur price and sacrifice, poverty is worst than death

Give freely, the little you have, give it out. Your hands are holding on to little things making you unable to grab bigger things.
Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by OneMoreSoul: 11:05pm On Jan 14, 2017
What is your discipline?
What is your level of education?

What skills do you have?

Answer these questions and I will show you a great solution to your problem.
Pls dont sell your soul for anything. Pls
Thank You

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Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by kaja4real: 11:08pm On Jan 14, 2017
Omudia11:
This statement shows you're a fool, I'm sorry to say. Giving your soul means living your life. When you die, who will spend the money?
why do nigerians like poke nosing, he asked for something, if u dont hv dat better keep off
Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by emaxpayne(m): 11:20pm On Jan 14, 2017
jkaro:





what do I do with it when am not getting anything from it.
Give it to the one who gave you and you will find meaning in life, that's one thing I can promise you.... As in I'm so sure that you will begin to live after giving your life to your maker
Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by jkaro(m): 11:32pm On Jan 14, 2017
emaxpayne:
Give it to the one who gave you and you will find meaning in life, that's one thing I can promise you.... As in I'm so sure that you will begin to live after giving your life to your maker



I guess you have given urs to him, but I will like to know how good is ur own life? be sincere enough for the truth
Re: I Need Spiritual Help From Satan Pls by Omudia11: 5:41am On Jan 15, 2017
How does airing my opinion bother you?
kaja4real:

why do nigerians like poke nosing, he asked for something, if u dont hv dat better keep off

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