DuchessDee:
I pray you don't meet ' One word ' lady like me...

DuchessDee:
You okay?

DuchessDee:
I pray you don't meet ' One word ' lady like me...

cjshooter:
MAVRODIAL CONVERSATION

ENOUGH of this mavro shit, you motherfuckers!!

lovat:
That one is to start up conversation in the whole bus.


You will hear from

Eze: That man is a wicked man, i pray make him die there, sebi na yoruba vote am? Una think say dem go get Yoruba and igbo price different


Ola: Ha Change yi ko da rara, Ti Nigeria fe break ko break ni si. Buhari is making things costi ooo.


Conductor: Make una no complain na una vote am, me dey field dey play ball that day


Driver; This man fon spoil this country finish, money no dey



THEN THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ONE MUMU KASSIM IN THE BUS


Kassim; The man is Trying, do you know it was your brother ( referring to Eze) that spoil this country? Lets continue to pray for him


Conductor; ( To Kassim) E be like say you go come down from this bus, abi d suffer no dey touch you

Firefire:
we have a lot of Kassim on Nairaland....

SmartyPants:


What is special about you?

lovat:
That one is to start up conversation in the whole bus.


You will hear from

Eze: That man is a wicked man, i pray make him die there, sebi na yoruba vote am? Una think say dem go get Yoruba and igbo price different


Ola: Ha Change yi ko da rara, Ti Nigeria fe break ko break ni si. Buhari is making things costi ooo.


Conductor: Make una no complain na una vote am, me dey field dey play ball that day


Driver; This man fon spoil this country finish, money no dey



THEN THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ONE MUMU KASSIM IN THE BUS


Kassim; The man is Trying, do you know it was your brother ( referring to Eze) that spoil this country? Lets continue to pray for him


Conductor; ( To Kassim) E be like say you go come down from this bus, abi d suffer no dey touch you

lovat:
That one is to start up conversation in the whole bus.


You will hear from

Eze: That man is a wicked man, i pray make him die there, sebi na yoruba vote am? Una think say dem go get Yoruba and igbo price different


Ola: Ha Change yi ko da rara, Ti Nigeria fe break ko break ni si. Buhari is making things costi ooo.


Conductor: Make una no complain na una vote am, me dey field dey play ball that day


Driver; This man fon spoil this country finish, money no dey



THEN THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ONE MUMU KASSIM IN THE BUS


Kassim; The man is Trying, do you know it was your brother ( referring to Eze) that spoil this country? Lets continue to pray for him


Conductor; ( To Kassim) E be like say you go come down from this bus, abi d suffer no dey touch you

onyeezeigbo:
sister na ur village people dey follow u upandan
who one word epp

DuchessDee:
I pray you don't meet ' One word ' lady like me...

DuchessDee:
One of the reasons I don't reply
Some niggaz just say rubbish!

lovat:
egbon how is you

DuchessDee:


My friends don't complain tho

DuchessDee:
I pray you don't meet ' One word ' lady like me...

DuchessDee:
Is it something to cry on?

darbeelicous:
its easy...... The "is anybody sitting here?"usually works, others also use the "please I don't know my bus stop can you let me know when we get there" most times they'll be like "what's the title of the book you are reading?" lolz......(that's if the gal is reading a Novell) but it all ends in the "please can I get ur number id like to know u more" speech!
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Guys I doff my heart for Una o!

Firefire:


My brother, I dey ooo. I dey laugh those brainless Kassim who voted a brain-dead element as president in 2015.

All of them have gone into oblivion or some transformed into another moniker due to shame, while some have relocated to technology and Romance sections.

lovat:
That one is to start up conversation in the whole bus.


You will hear from

Eze: That man is a wicked man, i pray make him die there, sebi na yoruba vote am? Una think say dem go get Yoruba and igbo price different


Ola: Ha Change yi ko da rara, Ti Nigeria fe ko break ni si. Buhari is making things costi ooo.


Conductor: Make una no complain na una vote am, me dey field dey play ball that day


Driver; This man fon spoil this country finish, money no dey



THEN THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ONE MUMU KASSIM IN THE BUS


Kassim; The man is Trying, do you know it was your brother ( referring to Eze) that spoil this country? Lets continue to pray for him


Conductor; ( To Kassim) E be like say you go come down from this bus, abi d suffer no dey touch you

onyeezeigbo:
Just make a fake and ask ebuka to transfer the rest of the 50million naira to your bank and don't forget to collect the remaining 20million naira from yemi

trust me na the girl go first start the convo,,,

she would be like ,,sir do I know you somewhere,ur face look familiar

cuteme88:
If i hear!!!!! start that conversation with me in bus; I will be all deaf ears.

naturefellow:
I'm not saying it's a bad thing anyway. Because, people have different temperaments and when you find someone with a complementary temperament, conversations and relationships become much easier and fun. Being a one-word lady in the scenario described in this post, an introverted guy may get frustrated in his attempt to chat you up and give up on you. Well, except he's seriously into you, he'll go the extra mile to 'unlock you', i.e. make you dispense. You know what I mean... ?
I like your profile pic btw!

onyeezeigbo:
Just make a fake and ask ebuka to transfer the rest of the 50million naira to your bank and don't forget to collect the remaining 20million naira from yemi

trust me na the girl go first start the convo,,,

she would be like ,,sir do I know you somewhere,ur face look familiar