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I Nid A Babalawo by wengerboy: 2:51am On Nov 28, 2009 |
I borrowed my friend's laptop (HP Pavillion) for alnite Browsning @ a cybercafe inside a Hotel close to my house inside the cafe we were four guys i was the only one with laptop, I was still broswnig until 4:30am when i slept off only for me to wake up and the laptop is nowhere to be found, everyone seems like ( i no see am sleep carry me too) The securities @ the hotel gate are also saying ( we no see any bodi cary lahto pass here oo) Am just confused and frustrated I need to visit a Babalawo or any Spritual church to tell me who stole the lappy and for him/her to bring it back to me because my friend is on my neck, How do i get more to buy him new laptop of that amount the November/December month with harmattan blowing everywher. Please My fellow NL i really need to go somewhere to get this laptop back for the owner. Does anyone knows any strong Babalawo or Spirtural Church where i can go and get a solution i will be really greatful. You can call or text me on 08068270777 Cos am ready to do anytin |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by steeze(m): 3:07am On Nov 28, 2009 |
PLEASE, tell me u're joking. U dey joke, abi? |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by wengerboy: 3:15am On Nov 28, 2009 |
steeze: Please am not joking this is really serious thats why my number is even there please can u help me? |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by Gabry(f): 3:22am On Nov 28, 2009 |
U need a Babalawo and I need a Babatunde! |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by steeze(m): 3:51am On Nov 28, 2009 |
Funny |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by wengerboy: 4:06am On Nov 28, 2009 |
@steeze How funny is this story that u have labelled it FUNNY? You can't believe the kind of stress i have been passing through am restless everyday just pit urself in my shoes Na wah ooo na god go punish de person wey theif dat lathop |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by selena(f): 4:25am On Nov 28, 2009 |
I dont blame you jare.I believe it should be the people that stayed with you at that hotel.Who else would take ur laptop? |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by sjeezy8: 4:52am On Nov 28, 2009 |
yehhhhhhh lmfao at thread |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by THEAMAKA3(f): 4:54am On Nov 28, 2009 |
LMFAO!!! let me call up my people, i know some in the business. okay (record scratches). . . WHAT THE FUK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ROMANCE? THIS IS JUST MADNESS! |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by CrazyMan(m): 6:33am On Nov 28, 2009 |
Please take it easy because what has happened has happened. There is no kind of help that a diba would render that would make youj retrieve that laptop. |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by Nobody: 7:04am On Nov 28, 2009 |
i can help out, u'd bring a white female he- goat, the beard of a 5year old boy, the intestines of a grasshopper, hahaha! only babalawo, but last time i checked, tis is d romance section not the voodoo section. |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by CrazyMan(m): 11:12am On Nov 28, 2009 |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by CrazyMan(m): 11:13am On Nov 28, 2009 |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by Nobody: 12:20pm On Nov 28, 2009 |
Haba! A Babalawo A laptop has got no legs,so ask any1 and every1 in dat compound! Dem dey craze |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by afamblondy: 10:00am On Jan 01, 2010 |
what were you doing browsing all night.Something tells me you were sending out 419 letters. |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by AndreUweh(m): 8:35pm On Jan 01, 2010 |
I doubt if there are good dibias. Take everyone in that building that day you lost the lappy to Amadioha. They will either confess or, This is a foul play. |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by Nobody: 10:30pm On Jan 01, 2010 |
all night browsing. hmm. and now you need a babalawo hmmm. 419er got 419ed |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by geogentle: 11:44am On Jan 02, 2010 |
wengerboy: me think 9ja is made up of three main religions, how about trying a spiritual mosque? |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by chrisical(m): 3:27am On Jan 05, 2010 |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by AndreUweh(m): 8:02pm On May 13, 2010 |
@Poster: My prophet has told me what happened to your lappy. |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by Casfan123: 10:42pm On May 16, 2010 |
Mr poster,am a very strong native doctor.i've consulted my oracle and i now know who took ur laptop.do u know wat will happen?send me recharge card so dat i wil cal u and tel u. |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by Jaideyone(m): 10:14pm On May 17, 2010 |
Lol, Interesting thread |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by spikedcylinder: 9:47am On May 20, 2010 |
I think you need to count your losses and buy a new laptop for your friend if he/she'll collect it. A babalawo will only collect money you might not have. Sorry. |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by weblessyou: 5:38pm On May 24, 2010 |
Instead of looking for babalawo or spiritualist, you should have reported the case or the hotel management immediately to the police or relevant authorities, if the spiritualist identified the theft, what will be your next step? You'll then report him to the police or kill him/her |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by matoyeh(m): 3:22pm On Jun 04, 2010 |
I AM BABALAWO IF U CAN MEET UP WITH MY REQUIREMENT, THEN I WILL TELL U WHO STOLE UR LAPPY 1. BRING 2 GALON OF PALM OIL 2. 3 COWS 3. 5 FOULS 4. COCKS |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:56am On Jun 08, 2010 |
Gabry: |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by Nobody: 10:33pm On Jun 08, 2010 |
matoyeh: TIF |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by Ogaga4Luv(m): 5:25am On Jun 09, 2010 |
[size=13pt] I suspect that dude have a very nice kitchen plan. . . . [/size] switpea: |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by Crazybabe(f): 2:33am On Jul 21, 2010 |
Prayer is the key, u don't need a babalawo when God is available 24/7 free of charge just put that person into the hands of God and if you dont get the laptop back tell ur friend you will get him a new one start saving NOW, |
Re: I Nid A Babalawo by Ogaga4Luv(m): 2:38pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
[size=13pt]Prayers don't work. . . !!! dude come to me i would love to help you out --- i cast spells of all type and im doing it free of charge but before anything send me a mail and be specific on why you need a babalawo. . . [/size] |
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