Runs girls are on the rise every day. Some go in to it for greed, fun or even personal issues. Recession has now multiplied their numbers. The purpose of this thread is to help young, successful and handsome Nairalanders like myself to avoid these set of ladies.

Here are ten ways to spot runs girls.

1. They own expensive phones:

Runs girls always use expensive phones. The problem is not just that have an expensive phone but that even their job cannot explain the phone. Clearly, the phone is high above their pay. If you ask them, it's either they tell you they have been saving for it for five months. Or they will tell you how one of their faraway uncles sent it to them. We all know the uncles they are talking about.

2. Their phone is a business line:

They are always receiving phone calls. It is like their office and it helps them keep in touch with their numerous clients. Sometimes, they even beg you to be silent when they want to pick certain calls because they want a silent background. Don't be surprised if they lie about their location while on the call. If she receives ten calls, be rest assured eight are from men.

3. They usually wear heavy make-up:

To notice a runs girl is not so difficult, just look around for who always go heavy on make-up. The foundation on her face is so much that you can build a three storey building on it. She shaves off her eye brow and then draws a really long one. The colours of their eye shadow and eye liner rarely agree or it is in excess. I don’t know if runs girls just lose their sense of make-up due to their “profession”.

4. They upload seductive photos:

Whenever you check their online dp, it's either they are displaying their bo0bs or their ass. Their pose is often highlighting their sensual curves in one way or the other. They want whoever cares to know they have goods worth tasting. Some of them go as far as padding their buttocks so as to attract more prospective clients.

5. They use charms:

Most runs girls are fetish. they use a lot of charm. if you go close to them they will remote control your life till their is no more milk in you. a friend of mine Ibro fell into one of their traps in 2016. in the month of august, he earned roughly N3m online and like N2.5m went to one runs girl called Chidinma. she took his name to all the native doctors in their village and the final result was that he listens to no one but her. All through 2016 ibro worked very hard to earn but that devil reap it all. it took myself and his mom a lot of prayer before we were able to bring him back to normal.

6. They disappear mysteriously every Friday:

Weekend is their most busy schedule because they always have appointments to keep. If a runs girl promises to be with you on a Friday evening, be rest assured that you have entered one chance. She will definitely go missing like the 2016 national budget.

7. She is always on night shift:

If she always goes out every evening only to return the next morning and sleep all day, she is most likely a runs girl. The funny thing is while she tries to claim she is working, you will never hear her talk about the work. When you ask "how work?" The answer will always be in summary "Fine!" You too, what were you expecting her to say?

8. They always chew gum indecently:

I don't know if this is a universal trademark. When they start chewing gum, you will think someone is roasting corn around you. And they don't seem to care where they are when it comes to chewing gum. They just chew it and most often press their phones to go with it.

9. They are always rude:

If you cross their path, and by their assessment, they classify you as being below their grade, prepare your bullet proof. The last thing you want to do is argue with them because they will make sure they turn that spark in to a furnace. Your only luck is if you are loaded. That's where you will hear lines like: I'm naturally gentle" or "It's because it is you o". My brother, don’t be deceived. It’s not because of you but because of your money.

10: They have piercings and tattoos on their bodies:

Hardly will you come across a runs girl who has not added an extra hole to her body. The piercings could be on her nose or her ears or wherever. Some even go as far as making up to three or four piercings on their ears. Not only that, a couple of them also have tattoos on their bodies.

i know that some ladies are not happy with this development

em always giving a Bleep on everything

iranu kikikikikikiki

em always giving a Bleep on everything they see

Arthurwinner:
em always giving a Bleep on everything

yap. i love writing articles.

iamDaisy:
iranu kikikikikikiki

meaning what ?

importexpert:


meaning what ?

you knw nothing john snow.

Op u don leave business section come romance section.. But who patronise d oloshos? spirits?? You shuld also condemn the dogs that patronise dem..

iamDaisy:
you knw nothing john snow.

yes i know i know nothing but 100% willing to know everything. do you have something you can teach me ? hope i did not trespass your territory ?

Silentscreamer:
Op u don leave business section come romance section.. But who patronise d oloshos? spirits??

my pen always decides where i should write. lets wait for nairaland bachelors to come and answer your question of "if it is spirits that patronize the olosho" . bachellors over to you

importexpert:


yes i know i know nothing but 100% willing to know everything. do you have something you can teach me ? hope i did not trespass your territory ?

kikikikiki i dont knw what you re talking about

god will not forgive me if trapqueen77 do not contribute to this thread.

iamDaisy:
kikikikiki i dont knw what you re talking about

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Our girls don suffer for Una hand

importexpert:
god will not forgive me if trapqueen77 do not contribute to this thread.

What the hell I know abt naija runs girls?

I have no idea abt em..

OP!! Are you also a jagaban at spotting runs girls?

Funny guy.
You'll still end up sleeping with them after spotting the signs.

op thanks for the heads up

They check out your package. And e come be say na broke guys them package pass

Runs babes them no loyal at all. They are after you to get what they want and move on to the next person.

Trying to keep a runs babe for private use is like trying to fetch water with basket

Just nack and there she goes

Xzbit91:
OP!! Are you also a jagaban at spotting runs girls?

no bro, not at all

Benita27:
Funny guy.
You'll still end up sleeping with them after spotting the signs.

God forbid sister . the essence of the thread is to spot them and avoid them not to go to them

lefulefu:
op thanks for the heads up

na you try pass. thanks bro

hmmnn.., awon olosho yi da ooo

Op is talking out of experience

OP, so you are also Olosho expert...
Kontinu

Lolz....I ve got one as a neighbour
u r so on-point....na everything wey u write for here dey her body.

Mtchewww. Stupid Op stupid post

NameChecker:
ok

Ne0w1zarD:
k

Tazmode:
Hmmm,

11. When they wear an I.D card that says "Naija Runs Girl"

space bookers

I know when I see them with excessive make-up and tattoo