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Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by Naijasinglegirl: 3:07pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
I am not sorry I don’t live on the Island. And I don’t live on the mainland either. I live around the ‘extra lands’ off the mainland and when I tell people my location, toasters to be specific, they be like, “Too bad!” As if Ambode is not the governor in my area. Boys are willing to do London/Lagos long distance relationships but cannot do common Ikorodu/Ikoyi relationships. No boy even wants to do Uber for you from your location to a first date meeting on the Island because the cost of a trip is God is Good Motors rate from Lagos to Abia. You mention where you are living to a prospective toaster and the next thing he says is, “The last time I visited there was 2002.” Oga who asked you? A ‘toaster’ would mention an event/party that took place on the island and when you express your disappointment on why you were not invited, he’ll say, “But you are in town now.” Excuse me? The worst of them are the ones that offer free lifts. You’d be minding your business at a bus stop on the Island, patiently waiting for an Oshodi bound vehicle so you can take a BRT from Oshodi to Agbado Ijaiye and later the 20 minutes okada ride from the bus stop at Agbado Ijaiye to your own Lagos when a guy in a camry would pull up and say, “Can I give you a ride home?” OGA DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY HOUSE IS? Sometimes I mention where I am headed and the manner they zoom off is disrespectful. The time I was stupid enough to accept to be dropped along the way, I regretted. For some of the spoilt Island boys, along the way means the second curve along third mainland bridge or sometimes an unnamed location where you’d wait for a vehicle for one hour and have no choice but to start returning to the bus stop because your routes have been messed up. Even people living in lbeju Lekki and Ajah outskirts are joining to discriminate mainland people with talks of, “The only thing that takes me to the mainland is the airport” Ko serious. At least I don’t have to cross the Atlantic Ocean, queue at four toll gates and pass eight roundabouts before I get home. You know the most annoying part? The husband materials in these bush areas have refused to date their own. All their girlfriends are based on the Island. Issokay. http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/apparently-single-dont-live-island/ 310 Likes 36 Shares |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by lokito: 3:11pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
Nigerians can segregate for a whole universe 45 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by Bunchersstab(m): 3:50pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
lokito: |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by CaroLyner(f): 4:05pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
Moral of the story? 28 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by LegalBaby(f): 4:08pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
What kind of dance is that on your DP ![]() CaroLyner: 5 Likes |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by Nobody: 4:15pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
I love your writing skills! I can't relate so I'll just park here and read comments. 15 Likes |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by QuietHammer(m): 4:18pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
LegalBaby:Schmurda's Hot nigga dance. ![]() 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by LegalBaby(f): 4:28pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
QuietHammer:Oh dang ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by SafeDavid(m): 4:45pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
lol ![]() |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by QuietHammer(m): 5:13pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
LegalBaby:Really? The jail bird. ![]() 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by uboma(m): 10:31pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
Naijasinglegirl never ceases to amuse her audience. Are you this funny in real life? Good piece. Keep it up 58 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by IamLucy(f): 11:24pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
Lol,Chuckles** |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by Drixxx(m): 11:25pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
[quote author=CaroLyner post=53151079]Moral of the story?[/ Pics or Adonbelivit |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by davide470(m): 11:48pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
uboma:Lol. Don't mind her. She is forming Jane Bond. Brotherly, how far? You just abandon me for that zone. 2 Likes |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by Nobody: 11:49pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
davide470: Ban yourself for derailing a thread ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by Nobody: 11:55pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
Haha, not bad Naijasinglegirl. But why are you hating on Island people? Did you not know that location is the greatest common denominator in relationships? If you want an Island boy, just pack and go to Ibeju. Biko, let us have peace. Buhari has not finished dealing with us -- we don't want issues added to the ones we are dealing with right now. Thanks! 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by davide470(m): 11:55pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
JuicyLucy: ![]() |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by Nobody: 12:03am On Jan 27, 2017 |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by babagydoz(m): 12:57am On Jan 27, 2017 |
WriteBoy:who told you buhari has finished dealing with us ![]() You have not seen anything yet 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by Nobody: 1:01am On Jan 27, 2017 |
babagydoz: Sorry, are you challenged? read well please. 12 Likes |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by sweetetlove(f): 1:07am On Jan 27, 2017 |
I love your write up keep it up 1 Like |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by konkonbilo(m): 1:59am On Jan 27, 2017 |
LegalBaby:Mummy yo ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by ednut1(m): 7:15am On Jan 27, 2017 |
Linus, iyana oworo to lekki /ajah is just 200 naira. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by Nobody: 7:17am On Jan 27, 2017 |
Didn't notice |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by Nobody: 7:22am On Jan 27, 2017 |
Incase 12 Likes
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Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by enniewest(f): 8:25am On Jan 27, 2017 |
But seriously that Ikorodu is just too far ,even people living around odonguyan and laspotech side will be claiming Lagos.Lagos ko Lagos ni 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by Udochee(m): 8:49am On Jan 27, 2017 |
can't help but laff...some of us that are living in mowe-ofada and claiming lasgidi nko... 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by uboma(m): 10:20am On Jan 27, 2017 |
davide470: lol. No be so bro. I will contact you soon. |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by Naijasinglegirl: 10:45am On Jan 27, 2017 |
How are you people ![]() davide470: 1 Like |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by pweetixandy: 10:47am On Jan 27, 2017 |
I dont even understand what this is about ![]() |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by davide470(m): 12:37pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by LegalBaby(f): 12:41pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
QuietHammer:Dude always getting convicted its almost like his second home ![]() |
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