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Joke Of The Week by sarz(m): 1:56pm On Jan 28, 2017
ME: Hi cutie
.
HER: Hi
.
ME: I think You are cute
.
HER: Thank you
.
ME: can i go out with you on Friday ?
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HER : What do you do for a living?..
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ME: I analyze and invest in risky business
opportunities that has possibility of high returns..
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HER : Wow, that's amazing..so like stock
exchange or Something like that?.
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ME: Bigger than that, I deal with international
investment, analyzing and investing in business
opportunities around England, Spain, Germany
just to mention a few..
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HER : (smiling) OK, that explains your good looks
all through!..am in.
.
For her mind she Don catch mugu..if only she
knew i was talking about Bet9ja

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