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You Gave The Better One To Steve! by elvismike(m): 7:12pm On Dec 01, 2009 |
Pedro and Maria got married. Pedro was experienced, while Maria was naive. On their wedding night, when Pedro removed his clothes, Maria asked, “Pedro! What is that handle-like thing hanging between your legs?” Pedro was a quick thinker. “Maria, I am the only man in the world with one of these handles that will give you immense pleasure… And then he proudly showed her what it was for. Maria was more than pleased. After the honeymoon was over, Pedro went back to work. He returned home to find an upset Maria waiting on their front porch. “Pedro, you said you were the only man in the world with one of those and yet today, when I saw Steve changing his clothes behind the shed, he had one, too!” Ever fast on his feet, Pedro said, “Oh, Maria, Steve is my best friend… since I had two, I gave him one. So he is the only other man in the world with one.” A sceptical Maria accepted this answer, but when Pedro returned home the next day, an agitated Maria was waiting on the porch. “Maria? Now what's wrong?” “Damn it, Pedro. You gave the better one to Steve!” |
Re: You Gave The Better One To Steve! by romsky: 11:51am On Dec 04, 2009 |
awww poor naive babe indeed |
Re: You Gave The Better One To Steve! by Ben13: 2:12pm On Dec 04, 2009 |
Steve must be a thief! |
Re: You Gave The Better One To Steve! by dani1luv: 3:28pm On Dec 04, 2009 |
Eyaaa. Good Joke anyway! |
Re: You Gave The Better One To Steve! by flekan(m): 9:31pm On Dec 04, 2009 |
Lol! |
Re: You Gave The Better One To Steve! by studio43(m): 10:06pm On Dec 04, 2009 |
Lol |
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