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Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by Ben13: 12:19pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
[size=14pt]Jokes Section! It's time for prayers![/size] Drop you Prayer lines for our Honorable president here Here's mine: Having got a report on the failing health and near death situation of our president, I have decided to ask you to watch over him, i pray you forgive him all his sins, and the untold hardship he has caused Nigerians since he refused to let a more capable person lead us. I ask that you give his family the strength to overcome this trying times. I pray that if he comes back, change his mind and let him make a heroic resignation. I pray that the military will not have a taste of power again, I pray that you make Nigeria a stronger Nation. If it is your will that the president comes back, I thank you. If it is not your will that the president comes back, I remain grateful All these i ask, AMEN!!AMEN!!! |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by aristole(m): 12:48pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
Are you referring to President Goodluck Jonathan or the ex President? |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by Ben13: 12:50pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
Looking at the way things are. . .seem like I'm referring to all of 'em |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by gidson12(m): 12:52pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
i'll rather pray 4 myself 2 b the next Presido |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by Ben13: 12:56pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
Then drop your lines, bad belle |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by clemcykul(f): 1:02pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
paza lawd fls cause yar adua to rezign, cuss its veen long zat ive been eyeing his fosition, in other to grab Obj and roast his arse . . . , . . . . . . , . . . . . . . . . . grant my frayers ohh faza, cuss u know i am bery amvishios, sank u paza, in za name of yesu i fray. |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by Ben13: 1:04pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
clemcykul: selfish winch |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by gidson12(m): 1:23pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
di ck head ur thread is not worthy of carrying my prayer lines. and when i become the next presido dont worry ben u'll be my valet or better still my driver |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by WafiJoe(m): 2:43pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
Its nat ferr, disis de president of naija we are talkin about herr |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by olulu(m): 2:53pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
clemcykul: lol, clemcy d clumsy, u just would neva change anyways, i would say a a big Amen on ur behalf |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by clemcykul(f): 3:31pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
aww tanks my pren, how is lipe wiz u walahi iz veen along time . . . , . . , . . , . u must ve enjoyn inbsween za two moulzed feaks |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by Kx: 3:33pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
Some prayers indeed.!!!!! |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by dani1luv: 3:43pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
I dont Have Prayer for HIM |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by clemcykul(f): 3:48pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
thats cuss u both look alike |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by lightwalk(m): 5:16pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
There should be a positive section for this in the Politics section. I don't joke with my country or my president |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by Ben13: 6:21pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
story dani1luv: clemcykul: yeah, Dani can't deny it |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by emiwanlee(m): 12:29am On Dec 03, 2009 |
God i thank you |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by clemcykul(f): 11:00am On Dec 03, 2009 |
for making me reasonable *looks around for winchie* |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by Ben13: 11:17am On Dec 03, 2009 |
Have you finished praying? night watch |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by clemcykul(f): 11:33am On Dec 03, 2009 |
disturb me not , . , , . , . , . cuss am in his presence |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by Ben13: 11:38am On Dec 03, 2009 |
It's in His presence you can pray to His hearing how did u get to coasta rica? through ship or canoe? |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by clemcykul(f): 11:57am On Dec 03, 2009 |
i used a camel |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by Ben13: 12:11pm On Dec 03, 2009 |
God helped you through. . .seem like there wasn't any lion through the deserts |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by clemcykul(f): 12:26pm On Dec 03, 2009 |
i killed and carried them to coasta rica as souvenirs |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by Foxybone(m): 2:44pm On Dec 03, 2009 |
LORD thank u, thank u becos all the bad belle in Naija will be put to shame and the president will come back to rule again. if it be ur will for the president to die in office, let it be done, if not let the cup pass over and he continues to rule Naija will all dignicancer. Thank u for d seven point agenda will continue to remain a dream, a dream dat many Naijarians will take to remember our president. HOW ARE THE MIGHTY FALLEN. AMEEEEEEN D PRESIDO WILL BE BACK BY THE SPECIAL GRACE OF GOD AND BAD BELLE WILL BE PUT TO SHAME, BY FORCE BY FIRE |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by lightwalk(m): 8:00am On Dec 04, 2009 |
Thank you foxybone. Joke Apart, I was afraid there were no more patriots in this country. Anyway, Y'aradua is just suppressing the heat in politics. I'm afraid of the next election of this country. Only God will save us |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by clemcykul(f): 10:02am On Dec 04, 2009 |
poor Nigerians |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by Ben13: 11:21am On Dec 04, 2009 |
Poor Prayer warriors! |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by dafman10(m): 2:48pm On Dec 04, 2009 |
My heavenly Father pls heal our president completely cos he means well for our country in Jesus name Amen |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by dani1luv: 3:33pm On Dec 04, 2009 |
clemcykul: Ben-10: I beta pass him times ten |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by Abbeycity4(f): 3:41pm On Dec 04, 2009 |
hmmmm c prayer warriors |
Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by bandely(m): 4:11pm On Dec 04, 2009 |
;d ;d |
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