A Lady Lawyer decided to give herself a big treat for her birthday by staying overnight in one of London's most expensive hotels.

When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00.
She explode and demanded to know why the charge was so high.
" It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly are...n't Worth £250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast......"

The clerk told her that £250.00 is the '' Standard Rate ''
So she insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk, Announced :
" The hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use."

'' But I didn't Use them," she said.

'' Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager. He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the In-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. " We have the best entertainers from Edinburgh, Glasgow, and Aberdeen performing here," the Manager said.

" But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.

" Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what Amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied :
'' But I didn't Use It.....!!! "

The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to the Manager.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.
'' But Madam, this check is only made out for £50.00......"

'' That's Correct. I Charged you £200.00 For Sleeping With Me......" she replied....!!! ''

'' But I Didn't...!!!! '' Exclaims the very surprised Manager.

'' Well, Too Bad, I was here, and you could have.....

U Won't Win Against A Lawyer.
And You Definitely Won't Win Against A Woman.....!!!!!

DeepFriedPuff:
its true! bend to our power!!!

I pray say I bend o

OneManLegion:


I pray say I bend o

DeepFriedPuff:

Shebi na you think say talk nor dey finish for your mouth? I go use pidgin finish you today.

OneManLegion:


Shebi na you think say talk nor dey finish for your mouth? I go use pidgin finish you today.

Lol. A very brilliant lawyer indeed