Ten things you need to be a Funaab Big Boy

10)Bling
          This is the most traditional of all big boy paraphernalia. One real bling is sufficient, but a minimum of two distinct pieces of bling is advised.

9) Body Language/Composure
         If you are a pretender, people will know! To be a true big boy, you must convince yourself that you truly are a big boy. You posture, you strut, your mannerism must fit the idea.


Designer Everything
         Big boys stay away from nameless pieces of fashion. How can a big boy explain that his trouser was sewn by Baba Biliki?


7). Eat out
           True Big Boys rarely cook! They eat out. As a big boy, you should frequent Madam Spicey so much that she knows your name. Even when you eat at home, it should be cooked by one of your numerous girlfriends.


6). Stab classes
            Simply put, big boys rarely attend classes. And when they do, they are never found in the front. The big boys are the back benchers, they observe everyone else. Its a psychological thing seeing everybody even though everybody ain't seeing you.


5)  Attitude
             To be a Funaab Big Boy, you need attitude. You need a presence that must be felt whenever you are around. You need to develop that "I don't care" personality. Girls love it.

4). A dope hostel
             Big boys don't stay in Miracle Lodge. Big boys stay at Sonikas, Bahamas, Achievers, Rochester, Okio, Elyon, South Hall. Big boys don't stay in nameless hostels. Big boys stay in furnished hostels with dope interior decor.

3). Fresh face
             You can't claim to be a big boy looking like person wey neva chop(like me). You really have to invest in skin care... How fresh you look speaks a lot.


2). Dope friends
             You can't be a big boy with small boys in your squad. You gotta surround yourself with other big boys. Form a pack, be the Alpha if possible. The big boy imagery is never complete without other big boys somewhere in the picture.


1). Mad ride.
            This tops the list. The fact that you have a car and can maintain it speaks a lot about the scale of your finances. Having a mad ride would nail the coffin over any dispute to your claim of big boyism. Girls love guys that have cars. Boys respect and envy guys that have what they don't. You got it all bro, respect+envy+love.



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