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How To Cheat On Your Partner W/o Getting Caught: (11 Sharp Tips) by Vevo(m): 7:01am On Feb 04, 2017 |
Obviously, cheating on your partner is morally wrong; it is called infidelity. However, people cheat for different reasons, out of which none is justifiable. And if you are hell-bent on taking a tour down this lane, here are 11 tips to not getting caught. 1. Create Your parking space early If you really want to cheat, you will need time to meet other girls, invite them over, go out on dates and also visit their abodes. This means that you must really emphasise in a subtle way that you need your space in the relationship. Explain to your partner that you do not want to feel bugged or overwhelmed with attention. 2. Make your phone "invincible" Putting a lock on your phone maybe excellent for security purposes, but when it's because of your partner, it may not completely hold. This is because they can still ask for the password and denying them that MAY heighten their degree of suspicion. So, the best thing to do is to clean up the junks in your phone. Starting from your call log down to your message inbox and outbox. Flirtatious messages once read/sent should be deleted. 3. Protect your social media accounts I have told you that putting a lock on your phone for your partner's sake is futile, right? Yea. But locking up your social media applications is very much worth it. And he/she may desist from requesting for the pass code cos' they may not want to be seen as prying on your privacy. Locking down your social apps (Twitter, Facebook, WhatsApp, Email, etc) is quite different from locking down your phone. There are apps that suit this kind of task. 4. Watch your habits One of the reasons many get caught while cheating is because of this: 'a marked change from their normal pattern of behaviour and habit'. So, keep yourself in check: watch the way you treat your partner (see that your aren't becoming too hostile or carefree). Your phone habits counts too. Mind the way you now spend time with your phone chatting, facebooking etc. and be equally careful when you answer calls in your partner's presence. 5. Keep an eye on their friends When you do your sneaky activities, make sure you are out of the site of his/her friends. They are like your partner's eyes and ears. Therefore, make sure your activities are behind and equally far from them as possible. Your partner may overlook any rumour about you but not when it is from their close friends. 6. Have a devoted Alibi (friend of reference) Occasionally, you may want to visit your mistress, take her out on a date, to a hotel etc. And at such times, your partner expects to know your whereabouts.... Here's a link to the full gist: http://naijhow.com/%e2%80%8ehow-to-cheat-on-your-partner-without-getting-caught/
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Re: How To Cheat On Your Partner W/o Getting Caught: (11 Sharp Tips) by Nobody: 7:03am On Feb 04, 2017 |
Rubbish |
Re: How To Cheat On Your Partner W/o Getting Caught: (11 Sharp Tips) by Ahmed0336(m): 7:04am On Feb 04, 2017 |
Wonders shall never end. Encouraging cheating huh despite what we re facing in this corn tree eh? Okay kwantinue |
Re: How To Cheat On Your Partner W/o Getting Caught: (11 Sharp Tips) by Nobody: 7:04am On Feb 04, 2017 |
very funny , especially no 1,5 and 6 |
Re: How To Cheat On Your Partner W/o Getting Caught: (11 Sharp Tips) by Nogodye(m): 7:12am On Feb 04, 2017 |
Hmmm...Bad sharp guy but don't forget "Everyday for the thief and one day for the owner" |
Re: How To Cheat On Your Partner W/o Getting Caught: (11 Sharp Tips) by thesicilian: 7:33am On Feb 04, 2017 |
7. Don't expose the tips on the internet. |
Re: How To Cheat On Your Partner W/o Getting Caught: (11 Sharp Tips) by MrHighSea: 7:59am On Feb 04, 2017 |
0336, this CORN TREE yaff tired me the more cos of d headache involved in cheating and thinking peeps will practice this shitty list. |
Re: How To Cheat On Your Partner W/o Getting Caught: (11 Sharp Tips) by ITbomb(m): 8:06am On Feb 04, 2017 |
Don't try number 2 with me, a clean call log or sms means something is wrong, instead of clearing your call log, delete only implicating calls or messages and leave the general ones. |
Re: How To Cheat On Your Partner W/o Getting Caught: (11 Sharp Tips) by tosyne2much(m): 8:23am On Feb 04, 2017 |
Sighs!!! So the OP is encouraging me to cheat on my gf? |
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