Water and soap :

Pro: it wipes the whole thing and clears bacteria too. and wipes the oil there too

con: your hands has to be in contact with your shit (Hey it's your shit and it shouldn't hurt).
Not a good idea for those with long nails.


Wipes:

Pro: your hands doesn't have to be in touch with your shit

Cons: A whole lot of cons. It's not economical,
It doesn't wipe your ass completely and still leaves some shit stuck in there.
Not a good Idea for ladies because when their bum crack sweats, it can flow down to the coochie causing bacteria infection and leaving a nasty ass smell no matter how much you wash it (Ain't no sane man gon go down on that). Sweat or no sweat the bacterias remaining will always find their way.
Not good for folks with long nails cause wipes are soft and the nails could tear them up and have the nails scratching for some shit up the ass,


I'll go with water, soap and my left hands. Cause yeah, it's my shit and it comes from my body anyways. I don't have no nasty ass nails either. Disinfectants are cheap and effective too. If you use soap, you really don't need much disinfectant. Ladies got it bad cause ewwww your thing smelling like that cause you don't wanna touch your shit, your vulva becomes a shithole.

Now how do YOU wipe your ass?

Has anyone ever tried a bidet?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet

@Poster,
Its obvious you're a typical yoruba man. Stop discouraging others.
Using ur hands its not hygienic.
Get that into ur thick skull.

cantell:

@Poster,
Its obvious you're a typical yoruba man. Stop discouraging others.
Using your hands its not hygienic.
Get that into your thick skull.

Since intelligence and good thoughts are not materials that has to be injected into the brain, I'm proud my skull is thick. It helps protect my brain from unwanted interferences. I'm a proud Yoruba boy. My shit doesn't harm me in anyway if I clean it well. Please tell me why wipes are better not bring some tribal stuff in to it. And no name calling cause I know I could make a grown man cry home to mama.  So please step gently cause trying to crush thorns with your bare foot hurts you more than it can hurt the thorn. The thorns could even be poisonous be careful

The location determines what i use.

Go figure,

i prefer water and soap thereafter i wash my hand with soap too very well to keep it clean from any excreta

I've always used water, I believe it's cleaner plus I must take a proper wash afterwards.

holotee:

The location determines what i use.

Go figure,

Bush attack

Topic

Sandpaper. . .

Water is just the best!! I hate the tissue, When i was younger i used tissue paper but it never cleaned my ass.
I used to have my pants stained and i hated the sight of it, When i changed to water it never happened again,
That doesn't make me razz it just makes me cleaner.

O boy na water and my left hand me dey use oo.

Thanks jare. Some people think it's a Yoruba thing to use water and soap to wash your ass after taking a dump.