I thought i'd bring this topic up because when u ask people especially men when was their first time they start to lie, saying they lost their virginity when they were 12 meanwhile some of them are still virgins, and also how did it feel, and u are allowed to let all hell loose, no holds barred on this one

Well, I was back in the Nam. It was rainy, and my mouth hurt from catching bullets between my teeth. I crouched down deep in the forest, and I heard a barrage of explosions about a mile up the way. It was the middle of the Tet offensive, and I was 3 years old.
     I decided enough was enough. I was going to kill all them VC sons of bitches myself. So, after casuallly slaying a wild elephant (still don't know where it came from) with my bare hands, I picked myself up and headed into the fray. Unfortunatly for my comrades at arms, however, their hero encountered the most beautiful Cambodian hooker whilst making his way to conquer the entire VC army, singlehandedly. Now, at first she was a little shy, wanting to protect my childhood innocence, but all that ended quickly. I slapped her across the face and handed her a wad of money, yelling "ugly whores aren't allowed to have self-respect."
     Then I had my way with her. Unfortunately, whilst I contracted every venereal disease in existance and dodged the VC placed razor blades wedged in the hooker's Instruments (because I was that badass), the Chinamen bastards drove the rest of the American forces in the area back to the South. Now I was all alone and I had no one except for the skanky hooker for support. But, long story short, since I was the best lover she'd ever had (and she was a hooker, remember), she offered to escort me personally back to the American base. It turns out most Cambodian hookers are expert woodsmen.
   
     So, anyway, I think that's how it happened. I was 3, remember, and that's only because I'm so badass I can defy time and travel back to lose my virginity in the most heroic way possible. And 3 year olds have notoriously bad memories.

In your dreams

@stunatic Definitely.

i lost mine wen i was 16 to a 21yr old gal

@ caffinehi. what book or movie did you fap this story from? haba!

soulpatrol:

@ caffinehi. what book or movie did you fap this story from? haba!

i no dude

@caffinehi, what is that, dont tell me you are one of those sent to IRAQ

@stunatic, why dont you share with us how you lost yours.

@topic, *yawn*

14 with ma grand ma's maid and u ?

men u aint gonna live long, obvious u raped ur grand ma, @stun atic

Perveted bastard, nah stupid minds deh think of such nasty immoral things

ur fool

wow, a fool calls me a fool

n 10k God he knows u de CEO of fools

Can you imagine?!

@ topic, for me to know and for you never to find out

put down u own experience@j gal


dnt comment on odas

Na by force?

@j girl, s up, u new to nairaland ?

New? nope - been here long.

she;s part of de co owner, jobless ppl @stunatic

J-girl is an old timer, I'll give my right bull to see what see looks like

Star is nothing but trouble everyone tries so hard to stay away from

OMG i tot dis thread is  sucker free, damn dere we go again

screw you in your ears star

hey wat dat meant 4 u?@ least i didnt specify



let go pls or else

Zulu, you'll see it one of these days but you're hardly on anymore.

star01:

OMG i tot this thread is sucker free, damn dere we go again

Yeah so did i - until i saw him refer to me as jobless

hey dnt make me start on u am damn down , just let go pls

@j-girl if u reply him, u'll only make him get worse, when a monkey is crazy just let the madness kill him

stunatic:

@j-girl if u reply him, u'll only make him get worse, when a monkey is crazy just let the madness kill him

I've never heard that one before.

stunatic:

@j-girl if u reply him, u'll only make him get worse, when a monkey is crazy just let the madness kill him

@ least he has a son 2 succed him after his death

That's why ur from the zulunation

j-girl:

Zulu, you'll see it one of these days but you're hardly on anymore.
Yeah so did i - until i saw him refer to me as jobless

The day these eyes of zulu sees J-girl's pic will be the day he'll become a born again christian