@OP
Let me give you the latest one now, it's small but MIGHTY. Are u sure u want me to give you? I've tried it a couple of times and i have gotten six girls.
Okay, whatz up girl? I like u, talk your own.
Abeg no cram ooo.  

_{^Lolz anoda Ogidi. . .}

@pweety. Not just 'anoda' but a beta. Trust me

_{^Hehe hmmm well ur wc. . .}

wc? watz dat?,

Oh! thanks

@topic
Seriously, confidence is the key. Have confidence in yourself. Girls are not immortals neither are they angels. The fact that we call them angels doesn't mean that they are. So, approach her and use the 'trick' i told u.

Ogidi-Olu:

@pweety. Not just 'anoda' but a beta. Trust me

_{^Don't squeeze your face like dat naw it's ok. . .}

Pweety4me:

_{^Don't squeesh your face like dat naw it's ok. . .}

Kiss me on the cheek and make me feel better

OgidiBoy:

Kiss me on the cheek and make me feel better

_muahhhh!

Muahhhhhh!!! back at you boo

_{Oya come and lay on my soft chest and sleep. .} .

Pweety4me:

_{Oya come and lay on my soft chest and sleep. .} .

You going to get me in trouble you this girl

OgidiBoy:

You going to get me in trouble you this girl

_{No naw i treat u like if u were baby nothing more. .} .

Pweety4me:

_{No naw i treat u like if u were baby nothing more. .} .

Not that

Didn't you get an IM from Michelin today ?

OgidiBoy:

Not that

Didn't you get an IM from Michelin today ?

_{No wats wrong?derailing threads?}

Yeah

_{Oh ok then let's stay in games section den. .} .

laughs,

seriously speaking,i see no point in chasing a Nigerian girl in UK for obvious reasons.
1. Most look Ugly
2. Bunch of fat fools
3. Wicked as in in-considerate
4. They fake reality
5. They av a senses of Insecurity

I pity most naija born brits.They carry on like the british 'P' they carry will guarantee automatic wealth once you have it not minding d fact dat onli hard work and God's Blessing giv success.They end up bn a waste to themselves and generation because of greed n wickedness,their kid's grow up to pass tru d same student loan system d mum went tru(loan of which she'll neva stop paying).Countless issues to be honest.I just look at them(sleep with if possible) and fashi.cant cope with there lack of purpose and mission in life.

I asked one d oda day, 'why do you think students from Nigerian pay higher tuition fees n in cash as?would you be able to pay £4500 up-front if a uni by error requests?how long will it take to re-pay your student loan?why are most naija brits on student loan?

Bottom line,

Naija guys chase white girls cos they give little or no hassle.Its either a YES or NO for a white chick.No story,no forming,no i'll think about it,no exploitation(like aving three dinner dates b4 saying 'Mayb i'll giv it a trial and another holiday trip b4 YES, rubbish

The most annoying even is,most of this girls in UK aint as pretty as an average street girl in naija, I still wonder why the high commission in Nigeria issues visa to onli the ugly ones.una go tay,form or no form,na your cross,mee go sleep with if i wan sleep with, like my mate will say 'Broke backside Bitches'', awon oniranu

loooooooooooooooool

guyz jst dey vex

practice "shy confidence" ^{google it}
The MaStEr has spoken!!!

init4dmoni:

practice "shy confidence" ^{google it}
The MaStEr has spoken!!!

I googled and found nada

shy confidence ko!

ojuobo:

if most Nigerians girls can go into skilled Jobs same as the man and start accepting someone career as a choice and ability

then our Economy will grow Vitally.

meaning?

bros abeg i no undastand ur jerk, u fit break am down?tnx

Ogidi-Olu:

@OP
Let me give you the latest one now, it's small but MIGHTY. Are u sure u want me to give you? I've tried it a couple of times and i have gotten six girls.
Okay, whatz up girl? I like u, talk your own.
Abeg no cram ooo.

I see a big slap coming your way, say amen!.

dremoney:

laughs,

seriously speaking,i see no point in chasing a Nigerian girl in UK for obvious reasons.
1. Most look Ugly
2. Bunch of fat fools
3. Wicked as in in-considerate
4. They fake reality
5. They av a senses of Insecurity

I pity most naija born brits.They carry on like the british 'P' they carry will guarantee automatic wealth once you have it not minding d fact dat onli hard work and God's Blessing giv success.They end up bn a waste to themselves and generation because of greed n wickedness,their kid's grow up to pass tru d same student loan system d mum went tru(loan of which she'll neva stop paying).Countless issues to be honest.I just look at them(sleep with if possible) and fashi.cant cope with there lack of purpose and mission in life.

I asked one d oda day, 'why do you think students from Nigerian pay higher tuition fees n in cash as?would you be able to pay £4500 up-front if a uni by error requests?how long will it take to re-pay your student loan?why are most naija brits on student loan?

Bottom line,

Naija guys chase white girls cos they give little or no hassle.Its either a YES or NO for a white chick.No story,no forming,no i'll think about it,no exploitation(like aving three dinner dates b4 saying 'Mayb i'll giv it a trial and another holiday trip b4 YES, rubbish

The most annoying even is,most of this girls in UK aint as pretty as an average street girl in naija, I still wonder why the high commission in Nigeria issues visa to onli the ugly ones.una go tay,form or no form,na your cross,mee go sleep with if i wan sleep with, like my mate will say 'Broke backside Bitches'', awon oniranu

i have a lot of nice friends as in girls with Red Pali plus good jobs in the city so pls not all naija gals are the same,

thameamead:


i have a lot of nice friends as in girls with Red Pali plus good jobs in the city so pls not all naija gals are the same,

I never said 'ALL' missus and to further confirm ur theory,on a serious note,i dont mind having a go at one of ur ''GOOD'' friends, tnx

@OP Try

Beautiful Guilt
http://extramantra..com/2009/08/poem-beautiful-guilt.html

but beware of

Familiarity
http://extramantra..com/2009/10/poem-familiarity.html

@OP, Walk up to her, then boldly take her hand in yours, look her straight in the pupils and say (in a very deep, husky voice O): Baby, anytime I see you my heart jus dey go ting-a-ling-a-ling. I don't know how or why, but you just make me feel like settling down and having you forever as a life-mate. Only say it if you mean it O, else it won't work. If the above-stated doesn't work, you can quote the first verse of MI's rap with Waje in d song "One Naira". I trip for the lyrics. Goes thus:
Hey Princess, I'm so into U.
Cos u see past where me revenue is and love me for me,
Clever you, leave u
That is something I'll never do.
Other girls just wanna get rich quick
See them runnin things like Olympics
Married men choping them like biscuits
They fast food girls, they're fish sticks
But what we have is so realistic
No forming girl, no film tricks,
, If u ever try to leave me like dis, I'll follow u like 3 blind mices.

I don try. Tired of typing. Go listen to d rest of the song and then write or croon it to ur potential toastee, then come n tell us what happened.

Safe journey.