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Photos: 8 Different Types Of Dicks In The World (educational Purpose Only) by lola024(f): 9:59pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
let me share with you a nice article..... the opposite of what I shared last.... Today, we’re sort of flipping the theme as we’re now focusing on the humble penis. There’s eight types of penis, don’t you know and I’m going to be your guide as we explore the possibilities… 1. Banana Shaped Pretty obvious really and perhaps the most clichéd, if you don’t mind my saying. This one typically has a downwards curvature when erect of, usually, no more than 10 degrees. If you suspect yours has a curve greater than 25 degrees, get your protractors out because you need medical attention. 2. Hammer Shaped So I’m not sure why they used a hammer to represent this form of the penis. As you might expect, with the hammer penis, the shaft is fairly thin whilst the head is large… giving it a hammer appearance. This can also be found on other penis types, such as the banana or the… 3. C Shaped This is when your penis veers off to the right (there seems to be no class for when someone has one that goes to the left… perhaps an end of brackets). This can be natural, or it can be caused by accidents. In some cases, it can even happen when men find themselves having to stow away their joysticks in an effort to hide their erections. Yeah, apparently doing that can alter you penis shape. 4. Mushroom Shaped Not to be confused with the hammer penis, the mushroom is typically smaller. It boasts a stocky appearance and a very wide, umbrella-like head. 5. Pencil Shaped … I’m a journalist. This type of penis is particularly straight with very little to differentiate between the head and the shaft. Apparently, due to their above average length, penetration from this kind of penis can hit the cervix, causing pain for your lady-friend. 6. Carrot/Cucumber Shaped For this type, the head is a lot smaller than the shaft (with is typically fairly large). Rumour has it that deep penetration is where it’s at for this penis and it works well with most positions… Seriously who comes up with this?! 7. Veiny Penis Well it’s veiny. Obviously. This can occur in all penis types so shouldn’t really count at one itself. Counting veins as a defining factor on one’s penis would be like ordering a side-plate for your main at a restaurant. 8. Aluguntugui Aluguntugui is the name given to the sour sop in the Ga language, native to Ghana. If you have one of these joysticks, it will be around 4-5 inches long but what it may lack in length, it compensates for in fucking ridiculous girth. What a 13-year-old boy might call a chode. So yeah, are you any of those? I’m not, which is concerning. check below to see all pictures..... Pictures Don't ask me how many types av seen..... For more about romance and the rest, join me at Moral24 let me sit back and start reading comments....
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Re: Photos: 8 Different Types Of Dicks In The World (educational Purpose Only) by BUHARIISCURSED(m): 10:00pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
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Re: Photos: 8 Different Types Of Dicks In The World (educational Purpose Only) by chybykee(m): 10:07pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
hmmm, lemme check mine **** #idontknow shaped ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Photos: 8 Different Types Of Dicks In The World (educational Purpose Only) by Nobody: 10:10pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
seems lola has tasted all these dicks to know the type 2 Likes |
Re: Photos: 8 Different Types Of Dicks In The World (educational Purpose Only) by lola024(f): 10:12pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
Re: Photos: 8 Different Types Of Dicks In The World (educational Purpose Only) by lola024(f): 10:13pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
Re: Photos: 8 Different Types Of Dicks In The World (educational Purpose Only) by Nobody: 10:15pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
lola024:no. 1 Like |
Re: Photos: 8 Different Types Of Dicks In The World (educational Purpose Only) by lola024(f): 10:16pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
2kaybiel: yes you do |
Re: Photos: 8 Different Types Of Dicks In The World (educational Purpose Only) by immortalcrown(m): 10:17pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
lola024: 2 Likes
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Re: Photos: 8 Different Types Of Dicks In The World (educational Purpose Only) by lola024(f): 10:22pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
[quote author=immortalcrown post=53628964][/quote] educational purpose. 1 Like
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Re: Photos: 8 Different Types Of Dicks In The World (educational Purpose Only) by Nobody: 10:23pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
lola024:it is d fact i type, u av indeed tasted half of d listed types of dick, lolz |
Re: Photos: 8 Different Types Of Dicks In The World (educational Purpose Only) by seunny4lif(m): 10:34pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
Nice one but OP copy and paste is good for the business ![]() ![]() |
Re: Photos: 8 Different Types Of Dicks In The World (educational Purpose Only) by Nobody: 10:47pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
lola024:learning that u've tasted more than half is very educating really. |
Re: Photos: 8 Different Types Of Dicks In The World (educational Purpose Only) by Ever8054: 10:55pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
Gari shape... 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Photos: 8 Different Types Of Dicks In The World (educational Purpose Only) by mankan2k7(m): 10:58pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
U want to know my shape? lady meet me in za oza rum |
Re: Photos: 8 Different Types Of Dicks In The World (educational Purpose Only) by chybykee(m): 11:32pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
lola024: why na? do you want to help me and check? |
Re: Photos: 8 Different Types Of Dicks In The World (educational Purpose Only) by thonyrule(m): 11:49pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
Like if you check her profile straight away after reading 1 Like |
Re: Photos: 8 Different Types Of Dicks In The World (educational Purpose Only) by lola024(f): 5:05pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
Re: Photos: 8 Different Types Of Dicks In The World (educational Purpose Only) by thonyrule(m): 5:37pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
lola024:meaning nice picture, great topic ![]() |
Re: Photos: 8 Different Types Of Dicks In The World (educational Purpose Only) by EniHolar(f): 9:43pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
Thanks for the education. |
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