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Letter From A Mathematics Guy To A Science Girl by chisomibeh10(m): 9:16pm On Feb 12, 2017
Love​ Letter From​ A Mathematics​ Guy​ To A​
Science Girl​
Dear Love,
Right from the day I set my eyes on you, I
knew there was an EQUATION between this
QUADRATIC attraction. I couldn't tell you
because I was afraid of the DIVISION that will
DIVIDE my love for you.
My heart couldn't forget the SIMULTANEOUS
EQUATION between us. I tried to GRAPH out
how to present my TRIGONOMETRY, but I
wasn't sure of the PROBABILITY that you will
accept.
Now, I have the PROGRESSIVE SERIES to tell
you. Please, make sure this PERMUTATION and
COMBINATION between us is secret because I
don't want any BINARY OPERATION to
interrupt.
LOVING YoU IS CONSTANT AS 4 FIGURE TABLE.
The Science Girl reply;​
Hi,
Sincerely Maths boy, I don't have any
CHEMICAL COMBINATION for you. All I have
for you is the love of IDEAL LAW. I know you
can see the difference between CHARLES and
BOYLES LAW.
My boyfriend is ROBERT HOOKE, who is
described as the father of CELL, in which you
cannot live without. You are not an ELEMENT
in my PERIODIC TABLE and if you are there,
you must be among the TRANSITION METALS
because I don't usually notice them amongst
my FIRST 20 ELEMENT. I already have an
ELECTRONIC CONFIGURATION for my love
which can neither be created nor destroyed as
stated by The 1st LAW OF THERMODYNAMIC.
I'm sorry that your CHEMICAL EQUATION is
not balanced. Stop making your heart bubble
in love for because HATING YOU IS
CONSTANT AS O2 (OXYGEN).
Please who among them really kill it.??​..Happy weekend pals.

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