Female condom. As u no get anything so, she might be with some loaded niggy today. At least she can respect u and protect herself if she must return the fav to d loaded niggy

Nma27:
You guys can make valentine memorable without spending a dime. You just have to think outside the box.

pls I need that outside the box thing

alizma:

pls I need that outside the box thing

Task yourself to come up with a unique idea na

Nma27:
You guys can make valentine memorable without spending a dime. You just have to think outside the box.

hmm! them don dey come small small. Dem go down u without lookin bck.




Downers i hail.

TheBlessedMAN:
hmmm.. Arguably one of the best advices hav gotten so far... Thanks

the devil u is far better dan d angel u dont know.

blont:
hmm! them don dey come small small. Dem go down u without lookin bck.




Downers i hail.

Na u sabi... Abi you no understand wetin u quote?

stake dat 5h on 10odd and get her a proper gift

just use d money n cook for her...atlis plantain 200naira.sardine n 2gg....mix d sardine with d egg n fry.fry d plantain also....package d food well n invite her.if u like tel her d price u tek buy evrrytin na u sabi.

If u have been taking her to exotic places in the previous valentines. Explain to her and make her know dat things are not stable. I believe she will understand. U can make it up to her any other day. Love is not celebrated only on 14th feb

Jodha:
Goan borrow money and get her a proper gift... She deserves it...

When you were busy doing d do with her.. Did yhu ask us?

Why should he borrow to satisfy someone? Talk another thing I beg: no be only him they enjoy d do joorrr.

Yewandequeen:



From cote de voire....yeye
Am a Nigerian and an ijebu girl for that matter. Keep deceiving yourself.


......Dtobs a bug is detected .

And na your father be bug

kullozone:


I say cheap one na.... Just look for where aboki full. Olosho wey dey aboki side dey collect 5h but, after 2mins una go begin quarel.

place like alabarago in okokomaiko

sonofLuci:


see this mumu, with your worm body when be like deformed ameoba so, mtchww, your papa ni be yeye, gerrout here fool.

Bros! Easy nah, respect the lady...

sonofLuci:


And na your father be bug

You be "something" else oooo... So you no fit respect a woman. Moreover, you are the one that trespassed!

Yewandequeen:



From cote de voire....yeye
Am a Nigerian and an ijebu girl for that matter. Keep deceiving yourself.


......Dtobs a bug is detected .

Baby, leave the baba to his own oooo, we know their type!

DTOBS:

Bros! Easy nah, respect the lady...


You be "something" else oooo... So you no fit respect a woman. Moreover, you are the one that trespassed!

Guy which tresspase. I just they play with her she begin yan nonsense. Guy na the bitch Bleep up

Give her your time and let her know that u are broke

Guguru and Ekpa

Wise up o......

kibra4u:
Wise up o......

lolz..... U funny man

TheBlessedMAN:
Due to the Economy recession, i am damn broke.. Unlike previous Valentines that i use to take my gf to exortic places... This time around, i can't afford that luxury, cos as am typing this Message, i have just #500 with me.. And i really want to buy something for my Gf as a Vals gift..


Advice= pls what can i buy? Pls o...

Hmmm N500 cannot buy a quality gift in this recession. Don't go and buy her something she will not be appreciative of.

Wait until next year, but na wa for you self, y didn't u plan since last month.

You can buy a beautiful brooch or a fanciful earring. Look for them in Lagos, she won't even know the price. Good luck to you.

Longcucumber:
place like alabarago in okokomaiko

So you know that place?
All those dirty ashee

kullozone:

So you know that place? All those dirty ashee

hehehehehehehe dirty ashee no be small.

You can buy her Perfume

TheBlessedMAN:
Due to the Economy recession, i am damn broke.. Unlike previous Valentines that i use to take my gf to exortic places... This time around, i can't afford that luxury, cos as am typing this Message, i have just #500 with me.. And i really want to buy something for my Gf as a Vals gift..


Advice= pls what can i buy? Pls o...

if u can spend ur last dime to spend for a lady.. ur woman no get reason to live u ooo. buy wetin u no say u fit buy

TheBlessedMAN:
ok, i wil get u a 200naira credit.. Just so u knw, the last time sumone used dat trick on me... His club ended up not winning a single trophy in ten seasons...

That club must b Arsenal......

You don't need to buy her anything for Valentine.

Spending some time together would do.
Tell her you're missing her and you wish to be with her on this special day, she'll normally feel the urge to come without expecting anything.
You can just chat normal, take a walk then get anything cheap for fun. E.g. candy or cheese balls and joke about how it reminds you about childhood and you wish you had known her during childhood so you would have shared such moments together.
When she's gone, send her a text reminding her how much she has made your day.
I bet you if she has a knack for romance she'll argue you made her day special.

get her a dollar note. #500 can easily afford it

Jodha:

Shut yhur trash.. Yhur opinion is irrelevant..

She yhur came here to advice d op... Quietly do that and fvck off.. Instead of typing hogwash..

Ladies with swear words holds no water to meaningful personalities..


HAPPY VALENTINE..

Jodha:
Goan borrow money and get her a proper gift... She deserves it...

When you were busy doing d do with her.. Did yhu ask us?

you are nothing than a gold digger

kriss27:
you are nothing than a gold digger

Then what are yhu?.. Are broke ass.. Jobless old fool?..

Go get a life... Nitwit..

Culin:
You're broke abi? I hope her thingy is broke too. Don't go and look for money be there talking about #500

hnmmmm