I think sleeping around is the best way of meeting people... And new diseases.

The best birth control is just to leave the lights on... Quote me!

Women don't want to hear what you think. They want to hear what they think... In a male's voice. So men, just let Peace reign and tell them in your own voice.

Some people can have a happy blind dating for years... Until they meet.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. You need to go deeper.

Good girls always stay at home but bad girls go everywhere. That's mostly why the good girls remain at home for long.

You'd be surprised how it costs to look cheap and simple.

Men usually ease off stress by looking at big boobs.

Relationships can be a handful... But that's why you've got two hands.

Most people that give relationship advice are still single.

Love is like a fart, if you have to force it... It becomes shit.

Marriage is a relationship where one is always right and the other is... The husband!

Love can either make you to live or leave life.

If couples who are in love are called love birds, then couples who argue a lot are called angry birds. That's actually the game in vogue.

Everyone has that one ex they don't want the world to know they ever dated.

Marriage is a workshop where husbands work and wives shop.

Most women lose sleep when they realize something bae said didn't add up.

There's this one person a girl texts when she's broke.

Stop waiting for prince charming. Get up and find him. The poor boy might be stuck somewhere.

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