On the first day God created the cow. God said,
"You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer.
I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.
Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed.


On the second day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed (sigh).


On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh.
I'll give you a twenty year life span." The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so.
Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, Okay God agreed.


On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years?" No way man.
Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back, that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."



So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, enjoy, and do nothing;
for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family;
for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren;
and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.


Life has now been explained.

I think the poster means '' My life span is finally explained'' right poster?

@xynerise

yea u r right about dis for u n your b-luv ones

your yansh dia

Men, u too much. I been no know say na so e be. see as u come open my eyes see why you dey wallow like dat. Man too greedy, e no wan even know the kin life wey the other animals drop.
KEEP DA FIRE BURNING!!!

c beta pple

Maggots of a shit flocks together

says professor xnerise

@xynerise

A.K.A. JAND BAS***TARD, STOP BEEN A gay HERE, JUST MAINTAIN BEEN AS USUAL A PINCHO JACKASS

xynerise, allow the guy now, this one way u dey attack am

@topic starter.who tell u dis story i sure say na ur popman.no mind am na una family history hin yarn una.[color=][/color]