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Joke Of The Evening by Nobody: 8:52pm On Feb 22, 2017
Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?
Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?
Interviewer: Brown one.
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
Interviewer: And the black one?
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?
Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?
Interviewer: Black.
Farmer: It eats grass.
Interviewer: And the other one?
Farmer: Grass.
Interviewer(now annoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!
Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.
Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?
Farmer: It’s also mine
Re: Joke Of The Evening by domopps(m): 8:57pm On Feb 22, 2017
Nice one there




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Re: Joke Of The Evening by Jabioro: 8:57pm On Feb 22, 2017
Differentiation Formula confused the interviewer..
Re: Joke Of The Evening by DozieInc(m): 9:16pm On Feb 22, 2017
Hilarious... At the end that guy is so annoying.
Re: Joke Of The Evening by Nobody: 9:18pm On Feb 22, 2017
DozieInc:
Hilarious... At the end that guy is so annoying.
He just sounded dumb
Re: Joke Of The Evening by Nobody: 9:18pm On Feb 22, 2017
Jabioro:
Differentiation Formula confused the interviewer..
Hehehehe, he didnt pass maths thats why he ended a journalist
Re: Joke Of The Evening by DozieInc(m): 9:24pm On Feb 22, 2017
Jabioro:
Differentiation Formula confused the interviewer..
The farmer is a slow poke.
The interviewer used plural and compound word in his questions but that farmer... His case is hopeless.

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