Incrizz:
Asiwaju, I followed you from AD to AC to APC.
Whichever platform you pick at whatever time you're ready is A-Ok!!!

bought 2 glasses of alcohol free pina coladas n been looking for u since. so na Bourdillon u dey chilling with aunty Remi's guy, ehn and you no tell me so that me too can chill with aunty Remi for one corner while you enjoy political biscuits from the master baker ehn. OK happy nu month.

allrightsir:
may God not put us in a position where Tinubu is our president.

God forbid. A rascal to lead naija.
Agberos and area boys will take over Aso Rock

I won't be surprised if the same Tinubu makes a U-turn since he only said he won't contest again Buhari not that he won't contest at all.

Babacele:
bought 2 glasses of alcohol free pina coladas n been looking for u since. so na Bourdillon u dey chilling with aunty Remi's guy, ehn and you no tell so that me I can chill with aunty Remi for one corner while you enjoyed political biscuits from the master baker ehn. OK happy nu month.

Hello my dear..
How are you doing today?
Happy new month..

'Was so worried about ya; that "Ok"'s so unlike your talkative self

Nice swap and, thanks for the drink; I so need it whew!

Incrizz:

Hello my dear..
How are you doing today?

'Was so worried about ya; that "Ok"'s so unlike your talkative self

Nice swap and, thanks for the drink; I so need it whew!

if blushing kills,u don finis me in ijaw man's voice. So wat did jagaban tell you naa?

Babacele:
if blushing kills,u don finis me in ijaw man's voice. So wat did jagaban tell you naa?

Aww you...

Funny,
he asked me the same question!

He...was talking, most of the time, with this far away look in his eyes.
I was too jagaban-struck to hear him though
He noticed and paused and looked at me and nodded in your direction and said, "What could he be telling my Oluwaremilekun?"

I turned in time to see Madam Remilekun's head flung back. She was laughing with her 32.

Na wa o.

But you would contest against OSINBANDE

okay

Incrizz:

Aww you...

Funny,
he asked me the same question!

He...was talking, most of the time, with this far away look in his eyes.
I was too jagaban-struck to hear him though
He noticed and paused and looked at me and nodded in your direction and said, "What could he be telling my Oluwaremilekun?"

I turned in time to see Madam Remilekun's head flung back. She was laughing with her 32.

Na wa o.

never knew you were observing my wonderful moment with za honorable Sanata..... She was telling me about how Bola swept her off her feet , his musical escapades while disc jockeying on turn 'tables' , their fashion adventure from 'bata Ronke on shot 'aran' skirt, damask, estandby shoe; shuku, alogogo or konkoshor hairstyles to their lovely romantic dance when Teddy Pendergrass plays with the high octane youth shindigs like the Funso Williams present .....ehnehn while her electric eyes got me dazed n was momentarily lost wondering how Jagaban could have ...then a call to her phone startled me to reality. " onyeneku?...ha Hon Ekwunife keebinor?" she had asked the caller. So I was armed with this info to launch series of questions concerning the unity of this nation, 2019, the Melaye debacle, her relationship with Dolapo and Aisha; Rochas Okorocha, Toyin Saraki, and her New Era foundation.

She beckoned one of her fine maids who was eyeing poor me. The maid disappeared to reappear promptly with a big Chinese jug of honey sweetened freshly squeezed orange juice with a spoonful of lime, and a plate of ginger n garlic stuffed baked peppered chicken ...chai! I forgot today is ash Wednesday .

There is a secret she gave me when i asked her about something so intimate and I'm sure you want to hear it.

Rubbish!!!...Nah bcus u get money nah

sarrki:



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/03/ill-never-contest-buhari-tinubu/

PrickGetSize:

You don't use the uppercase letter G when referring to a human as god.

He said he worships dogs.
So leave the incorrigible dude!

Can you imagine what was done to him in Lagos?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0SMiKehpyU

Tinubu won't divide the House he helped to build.

Babacele:
never knew you were observing my wonderful moment with za honorable Sanata..... She was telling me about how Bola swept her off her feet , his musical escapades while disc jockeying on turn 'tables' , their fashion adventure from 'bata Ronke on shot 'aran' skirt, damask, estandby shoe; shuku, alogogo or konkoshor hairstyles to their lovely romantic dance when Teddy Pendergrass plays with the high octane youth shindigs like the Funso Williams present .....ehnehn while her electric eyes got me dazed n was momentarily lost wondering how Jagaban could have ...then a call to her phone startled me to reality. " onyeneku?...ha Hon Ekwunife keebinor?" she had asked the caller. So I was armed with this info to launch series of questions concerning the unity of this nation, 2019, the Melaye debacle, her relationship with Dolapo and Aisha; Rochas Okorocha, Toyin Saraki, and her New Era foundation.

She beckoned one of her fine maids who was eyeing poor me. The maid disappeared to reappear promptly with a big Chinese jug of honey sweetened freshly squeezed orange juice with a spoonful of lime, and a plate of ginger n garlic stuffed baked peppered chicken ...chai! I forgot today is ash Wednesday .

There is a secret she gave me when i asked her about something so intimate and I'm sure you want to hear it.

Hmm...intimate.
My ears are itchy, say it already

Incrizz:

Hmm...intimate.
My ears are itchy, say it already

Wo omode yi mi nbor jor...it something I can't let out in a hurry. Chop first for the gravity of the secret will task the brevity of your resolve to handle explosive words... wo ebi npa mi nor.....zo ki chi abicin tukun yariyan.

Babacele:
Wo omode yi mi nbor jor...it something I can't let out in a hurry. Chop first for the gravity of the secret will task the brevity of your resolve to handle explosive words... wo ebi npa mi nor.....zo ki chi abicin tukun yariyan.

Lols I have eaten!!!

Incrizz:

Lols I have eaten!!!

OK I have been given a mandate to organize a global prayer convention for our dear president. A bigger version of Abati's national idea and oluwa ti kin baati has made way for us be that. So what do you think?

Babacele:
OK I have been given a mandate to organize a global prayer convention for our dear president. A bigger version of Abati's national idea and oluwa ti kin baati has made way for us be that. So what do you think?

Lol..Oluwa ti kin baati?
Abeg, translate

Bigger than Abati's? Whoa that's huge *dancing*

Incrizz:


Lol..Oluwa ti kin baati?
Abeg, translate

Bigger than Abati's? Whoa that's huge *dancing*

WO I just spoke a lil Chinese Yoruba and you are already confused. see ehn if you going to be part of this wonderful project, and you must be, go and learn French,Spanish, Tiv, Ogoja and Awori. Meanwhile do you understand this expression across the Niger , 'Chukwu adighi ayaripu'?
Look please inform the IG ooo because while I was making calls to Alhaji Atiku discussing with him about him chairing the global prayer project ,and other plans in the pipeline, one Ijaw boy Telayor 'selling' restaurant in our street who always smile at me suddenly changed his expression to a cold stare at my mention of ' plans in the pipeline'. Incase there is bomb blast near my office thinking I have oil well there, please you know who to hold. So what other ideas can you come up because I'm submitting a prelim report to Aunty Remi this evening.

Babacele:
WO I just spoke a lil Chinese Yoruba and you are already confused. see ehn if you going to be part of this wonderful project, and you must be, go and learn French,Spanish, Tiv, Ogoja and Awori. Meanwhile do you understand this expression across the Niger , 'Chukwu adighi ayaripu'?
Look please inform the IG ooo because while I was making calls to Alhaji Atiku discussing with him about him chairing the global prayer project ,and other plans in the pipeline, one Ijaw boy Telayor 'selling' restaurant in our street who always smile at me suddenly changed his expression to a cold stare at my mention of ' plans in the pipeline'. Incase there is bomb blast near my office thinking I have oil well there, please you know who to hold. So what other ideas can you come up because I'm submitting a prelim report to Aunty Remi this evening.

All that plenty language? I no learn abeg

Incrizz:
All that plenty language? I no learn abeg

see you, y fear when u can learn online for free? Oya interprete this: 'Chukwu adighi ayaripu'.

Babacele:
see you, y fear when u can learn online for free?
Oya interprete this: 'Chukwu adighi ayaripu'.

Erm...no idea. Serious.

I feel stressed.

Incrizz:

Erm...no idea. Serious.

I feel stressed.

beautiful liar! oya get a glass of water and sit down ,breath deeply and say a short prayer of thanks to Him. Drink the water and have a nap or go for a walk. Pele no worry, it is well.

Babacele:
beautiful liar! oya get a glass of water and sit down ,breath deeply and say a short prayer of thanks to Him. Drink the water and have a nap or go for a walk. Pele no worry, it is well.

Lol..

PS
I have responded, the 2nd time. What game are you playing?

Tinubu is a no go area

Okey

Queen Chikezie Ijeoma Stella will Kick off her Hand Washing Campaign/Sensitization project tomorrow, being the 3rd of March. The venue for the first contact will be a first primary school, Ekenobizi Primary School, Umuopara in Abia State.

This project, dubbed with the theme: Have you washed your hands today? Is a pet project from the current Miss United Nations World Habitat, Queen Chikezie Stella Ijeoma.

She is thereby calling on good spirited individuals and Cooperate organization, who are interested in a Healthy Nigeria, to identify with this project, to ensure the wellbeing of Nigerians as well as improving the awareness of cleanliness to all and sundry.

She therefore urge Everyone to join her on the 3rd of March 2017 @ the mentioned Venue by 9AM, as we Carry out this Sensitization programme.

You can connect Miss United Nations World Habitat;

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http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/03/ill-never-contest-buhari-tinubu/

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Incrizz:


Lol..

PS
I have responded, the 2nd time. What game are you playing?

my jar of brown beans wetin you dey insinuate? abi u be CI A?

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#Isalute

Babacele:
my jar of brown beans wetin you dey insinuate? abi u be CI A?

I don't do pidgin, gawsh!