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Escapades by Pascalblinks: 2:41pm On Mar 01, 2017 |
ESCAPADES PART 1 (Completed) . I promised a while back to regale you with tales of my various sexcapedes at various times. What I refer to as “abegi tales”. Well, so sorry I have not made good my promise, just that I have been pretty busy with the numerous cares of life. We all know that no matter how freaky we are, we still have to live in the mainstream world and carry out our daily activities no matter how hard it chaffs or how hard we want to get down to our freaky lifestyle. Freakiness can’t be the whole of us, our society hasn’t got that far yet and even if we can successfully live that life, we still have to eat. Yeah, back to the matter. A few months ago, my cousin living in the United States came visiting Naija with a couple of his friends. They are Nigerians too, only that they have spent almost all their lives abroad. I was responsible for catering for all of their needs as I would run errands for my cousin. I daily had to take food to them in their hotel suit, took them sight- seeing and generally baby sat them. It wasn’t that there isn’t a capable male among members of my immediate or distant family, just that my cousin trusted me more than anybody. We are what you would call ‘birds of a feather’’. Although my cousin is far older than me, we have been in several excapedes together that he trusts me more than anybody. And anytime he comes home to naija, he knows I always got his back in terms of babes and fun ideas. I remember one time he was on his master programme and I was an undergraduate in two hundred level of the same university. He had been stuck between two girls, who were at loggerheads over him. I had extricated him from that messy situation. Several times he had F***ed girls with me in the same room. I guess there is an unspoken attraction between us. If not for the fact that we are cousins, I guess we would be Bleeping each other! We were too much embroiled in our religious upbringing to cross that invisible barrier. We had virtually done everything together except the s*x act. Maybe if we were distant cousins, we would have F***ed, unfortunately, we are not and virtually grew up together. Anyways, my cousin and I had an understanding. I was his right hand woman. Of course he knew about my freaky side! He was a freak himself, so between us it was a kind of honour among thieves. My cousin’s Yankee friends were hunks! Built up and all with six packs and well defined toned muscles and I eyed them constantly, imagining what I could do with them behind closed doors! I couldn’t sum up the courage to talk to them however and my cousin was just too busy to be bothered. I also had to be careful since one of them had his old flame always visiting. I decided I would look for a way to at least get into bed with the shorter one called Kunle, the one whose old flame was always visiting him. Their story brought me to the realisation of the truth in what guys use to say about old flames ‘once dey bee, always dey bee’. Meaning once you’ve F***ed each other, especially a babe, no matter what happens and in the right circumstances, you would always F**K her. Kunle’s old flame was married with three kids. She was still a beautiful woman however, busty and yanshy with curves in the right places. On this fateful afternoon, I had brought the guys lunch but my cousin was not in the hotel suite. I knocked but nobody answered and on trying the door handle, it slide open so I let myself in. I was immediately inundated with F**K sounds coming from inside the room. The door was wide open and like a zombie, I was pulled to the very entrance and peeped in. the sight that met my eyes immediately sent my Kittycat convulsing and dripping Kittycat juice. Kunle was a short rotund guy with stumpy legs and he had a leg each over this beautiful lady’s Buttocks which was in the air. The sounds I had been hearing was in two folds. One was the sound of his groin slamming against the lady’s Buttocks while the other was the animal sound emanating out of the lady’s mouth. I couldn’t see her face as she was facing away from me but the guy was positioned in such an angle that I could see the side of his face. His face was all scrounged up like he was being tormented and his teeth was gripping his lower lips as he slammed into this lady’s Kittycat ferociously. What finally made up my mind for me was the sight of his Joystick as he pulled what must have been no less than 10inch of very thick man meat out of her hole and raised her head, handling her dangling Bosom in the process. She wriggled and was now facing the door and I had to quickly shift so only a bit of my head was peeping. By the time I would look again, I heard her give a loud scream as with a smack he was back inside her. He continued Bleeping his Joystick deep into her and I must have made an unconscious noise because he looked up and straight into my eyes. I was so mesmerised that I could not take my eyes off the scene. My left hand had found its way inside my pants and I was busy rubbing my clit feverishly even as I stared open mouthed at Kunle F**K his ex all the while knowing he was looking at me too. I watched as mouth open, her eyes rolled back in her head as he thrusts and thrusts into her Kittycat, Bleeping his B***h, all the while looking at me. Drool was now running out of his ex’s mouth. She lowered her head to the floor which only raised her Buttocks higher and let what was the remaining of his Joystick slide deeper into her swollen Kittycat. ‘’Arrrgggggg’’ she screamed as she must have felt the additional inch of Joystick that slide inside her and then he stopped moving and leaning forward, pulled her sharply back by the braids on her head causing her back to arch the more and I guess more of his Joystick to slide further in. She screamed again and again and again as like a machine he increased the force and intensity of his thrusts all the while looking at me. I had Pour violently by this time, imagining it was me under him being pummelled the way his ex was being pummelled. I had to stifle a loud moan as Kittycat juice filled my fingers and I definitely saw a wicked smile on his face as he obviously knew that I had Pour. it was as if I was glued to where I was as I didn’t leave even after cumming. I kept on watching. After minutes of serious pounding from him and screams from the lady, all the veins in his neck stood out as he grunted and letting go of her head to grip her hips, he slammed violently into her and gave an animal grunt as he began to fill her insides with his own seed, stream after stream filled her Kittycat and I watched as she began to shake and spasm as she went into a violent orgasm eyes bulging screaming with veins extending from her neck she has an orgasm that must have been totally out of this world. After he was done, his massive head rested on her back, his Joystick still oozing Pour into her Kittycat, still watching me. They lay there like that for a few minutes before his deflated Joystick popped out with an audible sound. I watched as she crawled out from underneath him and turned to position her mouth under his Pour drenched Joystick. Then she did something I would never have expected from someone like her. I watched as she licked his Joystick clean of their Pour mixture plastered to his Joystick like a good B***h. That got me totally hot again! . click on the link below to continue reading http://naijanoisemakers.com.ng/2017/01/01/escapades-part-1/ |
Re: Escapades by McBrooklyn(m): 2:52pm On Mar 01, 2017 |
Re: Escapades by Pascalblinks: 9:33pm On Aug 30, 2017 |
ADEBIMPE THE FACEBOOK GIRL PART 1
(S*x, Hatred, Revenge, Love, Betrayed)
(Completed)
. Early february. I met adebimpe on facebook as a mutual friend to one of my friends. One thing led to another, we started chatting on BBM and early march, we started E- dating. 3weeks ago, we discussed on how we will see facially and she suggested to travel down to meet me in akure if only I can send T.fare. Adebimpe is a student of uniport so she fully based in PHC. I was so happy that I started day dreaming how the visitation will look like, the romance, fun, love-making etc. . On the 14th of april, I sent 10k into her account as Tfare. She called me to tell me she got the money. And the travelling preparation began. The D-day came. I have cleaned up my room, bought foodstuffs, bought a new pack of CD., wen she dropped at akure garage, I told her to pick a bike to my house address which she did, she got to my house at around 5pm. I ushered her in, gave her soft drinks and we were chating. Wen it was 6pm, she shocked me by telling me she has a cousin here in akure and that’s where she will be staying throughout her 3days of stay and dat I shd visit her at her cousin’s place the following day. I was so sad but I didn’t show it, I faked a smile and walk her off to take bike. I come dey reason am say “se na like dis my 10k go waste?”. The next day, I didn’t go to visit her and I lied that I was sick with the mindset that she will come to my place instead. But na lie, all she could do was to call me and ask after my health. That nite, I couldn’t sleep. I was just wondering how silly I am. I just put my fone in silence and forcefully slept off. As I woke up around 6am in the morning, I picked my fone and I saw a text from adebimpe. Which says “baby u knw I will be leaving today, wat time should I come to visit u so as to get my return Tfare”. Chaiii, na so my head spark . click on the link below to continue reading http://naijanoisemaker.com/2017/02/02/adebimpe-facebook-girl-part-1/ |
Re: Escapades by Pascalblinks: 1:13pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
HOME ADVANTAGE (S*X Story) PART 1
. In the year 2006……………………… We were at work arranging scrap metals, when we noticed a car drove in. Chidi: twelve years work for here no fit buy that ride Me: Trust me bro, I ain’t spending twelve months here. I hope you do the same Chidi: Abegi! no be everybody dem do school for. Na by force I take finish JS 3 sef Me: Na you talk so Chidi: Me wan gather money go open my shop. Me: Na now you dey talk. Ibo boy. A woman stepped out of the car, walking towards the admin office Chidi: Na oga wife be that o. Me: which of the ogas? Chidi: Chief Rotimi, na him get this factory. Me: The same Chief Rotimi the polit… ‘’Tattoo and Chidi, e be like say this work don tire una abi?’’ Our supervisor snorted from behind.‘’If I catch una dey talk instead of working, I go show una’’ We continued arranging the scrap metals. I clocked out at five as usual. I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman, which I guessed would be in her sixties looking lost. The woman was in iro and buba, so I guessed she should be from the west. I approached her. ”Good evening ma.” I greeted her in Yoruba with a little bow. Woman: Good evening, my son. Do you live around here? Me: yes, ma. Woman: I’m going to my daughter’s house, but this area is confusing. The street was supposed to be behind this bank, but I don’t seem to understand it anymore. Me: The bank here is new. There’s another one over there. Woman: Please take me there. God bless you, my son. Me: Amen ma. She easily recognized the street just the behind the other bank. She knocked when we got to the front gate. The gate-man opened. Just before she entered a car horned behind. A woman alighted and i could swear I have seen that face before. The younger woman: Mummy welcome. I have been worried. The older woman: My phone battery went flat, I’m sorry. The younger woman: It’s okay ma. Bless God you’re here. But, you didn’t tell me you would be coming with somebody? The older woman: I almost got lost, but thanks to this my son. The younger woman: oh! What’s your name, young man? Me: Galacious, ma The younger woman: Thank you so much Me: You’re welcome, ma The younger woman: Alright let’s all go inside. Galacious please come in. Me: hmm, I’m sorry ma I have to head back home The younger woman: oh! Not even a drink? Me: It’s getting late ma, thanks. The younger woman:: ok. I understand. She reached into her purse and brought out some notes. The younger woman: please buy recharge card with this She stretched her right hand towards me. Me: don’t bother ma The younger woman:: oh! I insist Me: I’m sorry ma The younger woman: Really? She withdrew her hand. The older woman: He is well brought up. You shall not die young. Me: Amen ma. Good night. ‘’ Good night, my son,’’ ‘’Alright. Take care dear’’ They said in unison. The next day was a Sunday—–our match day. The evening football match came up every Sunday evening. The street had a mini stadium where kids played every day, but Sunday evening was reserved for the older ones. The game started as usual. Everything seemed normal till a shot was deflected and the ball bounced into the street to hit one of the young ladies walking along. One was Chinenye who lived on the street, but the other lady, whom the ball hit, doesn’t look familiar. Other lady: Jeez! Chinenye: sorry dear Other lady: look at my gown! I ran towards the ball, picked it up and tossed it to the field before turning to the ladies. Me: sorry about that ma’am Chinenye: Thanks jawe, Galacious. Other lady: thanks? Seriously, Chinenye? So you’re sorry comment is going to remove this stain, right? She snorted, starring at me. Chinenye: C’mon Princess let’s get back Inside. Chinenye placed her arm around her shoulder and they headed home. I couldn’t utter a word after the apology. Not that I didn’t know what to say, but I was dumbfounded by her beauty. Ne-yo’s ‘When You’re Mad’ was playing in my head. I could swear I had never seen such beauty in my life. I stood there like a statute and watched them walk back to Chinenye ‘s house. I was brought back to reality when I heard a voice coming from the pitch ‘’Galacious, our set!’’. Throughout the game there was only one name ringing in my head——-Princess. Heading back home after the game I met Tunji who was coming out of my building. ‘’Galacious, how far?’’ ‘’ i dey . This one way I see you for our house. Abeg o, my sister still young o.’’ I accused him. ‘’Kai! I no be Pedophile na.’’ He protested and continued, ‘’na the new girl I come shadow.’’ ‘’Which new girl be that?’’ i asked. ‘’Oh! You don’t know? Good. Her name na Udenme and an me dey do her parole.’’ He explained. ‘’Udenme? For this house?’’ ‘’Yes na. Na Grace’s cousin. But guy, like i said earlier na me dey do her parole. No go use home advantage for me.’’ ‘’TJ, you? Where you keep Kemi, Angela, Chinelo. Rita…..’’ ‘’Guy bone dat thing. I don’t tell you be that. I dey go my house.’’ ‘’Alright bro, later.’’ . click on the link below to continue reading http://naijanoisemakers.com/2016/12/16/home-advantage-sx-story-part-1/ |
Re: Escapades by Pascalblinks: 6:36am On Sep 08, 2017 |
HUSBAND AWAY, WIFE COMES OUT TO PLAY PART 1
(Completed)
. I was idly pushing my trolley back to my car in the Exclusive Stores car park when the screaming of a baby disturbed my thoughts. Next to my car a well-dressed young woman was unloading a vast amount of shopping into the back of a gleaming silver 2014 Toyota Prado while trying to soothe the small child sitting at the back of her trolley. The sound was so strident that it was hard to believe such a small person could make that much noise. Many people were looking at her with disgust, and I even heard a couple of them murmuring. “See as the yeye little girl dey make noise. So to show us say she get money, she come dey bring her notice-me pikin.” “Abeg no mind am. If we look am now, na sugar daddy she get oh. Born pikin out of wedlock.” I just shook my head. Typical Nigerians and their bad belle. Ever the gentleman, I offered to finish the unloading if she wanted to put the child in the car. The offer was accepted gratefully as she was already getting frustrated. I heard the two busybodies murmuring again and I turned to give them a hard glare. They quickly turned away and faced their own matters. When I’d finished I asked her if she had far to go. “Only up to Zone 6. I’m afraid she’s long overdue for her afternoon nap.” “I pass there on my way home – if I follow you, I could repeat the process while you settle her down.” “Are you sure? It’s a very kind thought and I’m just about at my wits end with all this screaming.” “Consider it a deal,” I said, liking her appreciative smile. I loaded my own small basket of goods onto my front seat and waited for her to reverse out of her slot before following her SUV at a safe distance. We arrived at a large detached house in about twenty minutes and she got out, opening the trunk & waiting for me to join her. She removed the still unhappy baby and headed indoors. “The shopping can go in the kitchen – straight through,” she said over her shoulder. While unloading her groceries I took a quick look at the surroundings. The compound was quite large and had a 3-car garage to one side. I saw a cool-looking Honda Accord and a wicked- looking black Mercedes E-Class parked under the canopy. The house itself was a beautiful cream color. I was just carrying in the last bags when she returned downstairs. “That’s so sweet of you” she said, “Would you like a drink?” “Well…” I looked at my watch and then at her, “Well, OK – as long as I’m not delaying you” “Certainly not. By the way, I’m Bessem” she said, “I’ve finished for the day now – or until her highness wakes again. There’s only the two of us.” I must have looked surprised. “I do have a man, but he works in an oil field and is away for about another ten days – depending how many drunken days he stays in PH before he decides to head back to Abuja.” I sensed the bitterness in her voice and wondered what caused the husband to stay away longer than he had to; after all, the woman was very attractive and had a nice rather shapely figure. However, nobody other than the couple themselves knows reasons for such things. I followed her into a very large and luxurious living room. She walked over to a bar and prepared the drinks, passing a glass to me. Bending forward to put it on the table she gave me an excellent brief view of a deep cléavage between two firm bréasts, but I wasn’t sure whether that was intentional or not. We sat over our drinks and she elicited that I was single, two years older than her and a junior partner in a local firm of lawyers. In exchange, I learnt that she was a qualified real estate agent but no longer working since the arrival of the baby. She mentioned more than once that her life was quite lonely without her husband around to do things for her – she didn’t elaborate on what specific things. A second glass of wine was served and Bessem excused herself to check on the baby upstairs. Shortly afterwards I heard the toilet flush and she returned to the kitchen, commenting that the youngster was fast asleep. As she walked past me to the bar I had an embarrassing shock. Bessem had obviously been to the toilet, but in her hurry to come downstairs, she had caught one side of the back of her short skirt in her panties and was now exposing the briefest of black thongs and a large area of her pert bottom. I thought it kinder to warn her rather than have her realise it later and be even more mortified. “Um, I think you got something sort of ….caught ….in your skirt ….when you were upstairs” I said. She turned towards me and smoothed down her skirt at the front. “No, it’s at the back” Her hands went behind her and she blushed scarlet as she realized what had happened. “I….I’m so sorry” she said apologetically, sorting out the problem. She brought the glasses to the table and must have felt too awkward to look at me for a while. When she did there was a wry smile on her face. “I suppose you saw everything?” “Not quite everything” I assured her and added boldly “But what I did see was extremely attractive.” “My fault for wearing such a short skirt, and I should have worn more sensible pants” “Oh no, that would have spoilt my enjoyment” I grinned. “I don’t usually wear them” “What?” I exclaimed, “Panties?” “No, you silly man, thongs. I was much younger when I last went out without panties. Now you’re making my mind go into overdrive.” Bessem sat quietly for a few minutes & then got up from the table and went into what I presumed was the kitchen. She returned in a few seconds with a slightly flushed look on her face and sat to finish her drink. I finished my drink, thanked her and was about to make my departure when she asked if I could help her with one small task before I left. I agreed and she ferreted in a cupboard to find a light bulb. “If you could just hold this chair on the landing while I change this, I’d be most grateful.” She trotted up the stairs ahead of me and I had an even more érotic view of her butt as it undulated with each step. At the top she turned to await my delivery of the chair and I was now treated to a view that I certainly wasn’t expecting. The short skirt was so brief, that with her legs slightly parted, I saw no sign of the black thong – only the dark shadow of pink. I tried not to show surprise and put the chair under the light fitting. She climbed onto it and in seconds had the bulb changed. She put out her arms towards me and almost jumped off the chair, resulting in her falling against me. After the disclosure of her lack of panties, presumably removed when she went to the kitchen, I was now in no doubt as to her ulterior motive – or I hoped I was. The resultant clumsy clinch confirmed my wildest hopes, for her arms went around my neck and she kissed me hard. I returned the favor before she came up for breath. She looked at me with a seductive smile. “I must remember to put that bulb back in the cupboard – there’s nothing wrong with it, but I was too shy to ask you blatantly to come upstairs. D’you mind?” “How devious of you!!” I answered, “But I’d have to be peculiar to object,” and kissed her again, letting my hands stroke the back of her thighs before advancing to the smooth rounded cheeks above. When she looked up again she was panting a little, “I’ve taken off my thong.” she mumbled. “I know, I saw that when I was coming up the stairs” Bessem butted my chest with her head, “So you knew!! Just as well you didn’t see it – it was very mucky. I’ve been turned on ever since you first spoke at the Supermarket” “Well, this certainly isn’t going to turn you off” She looked down and whispered quietly, “I don’t want to be turned off. I want you to turn me on a whole lot more – totally in fact” “I’m not actually equipped for ‘totally’” I said, regretting that my wallet was devoid of the usual small “packet” for emergencies like this. “There’s no need to worry about that – and from where I’m standing you feel well equipped for “totally” – and growing more so by the minute” she replied seductively, rubbing my crotch. She was right about my growing, for I could feel my érection aching to be freed from my jeans as it pressed against her. I was beginning to understand her sadness from earlier. Here was a young, hot woman frustrated by the lack of intimacy from a husband who prefered to be 500 miles away in the arms of a höoker. Which sane person does that? All that stored up tension in her needs to find an outlet. This young mother- of-one needs all the release she can get. Bessem opened the door to what I imagined was a spare bedroom and was pulling her blouse off before I was inside. She closed the door quietly and undid the side zip on her skirt. A magnificently proportioned body clad only in a black bra confronted me and she unclipped it quickly as she bounced onto the bed. “Get those clothes off and come here,” she growled. . click on the link below to continue reading http://naijanoisemakers.com/2016/11/08/husband-away-wife-comes-play-part-1/ 1 Like |
Re: Escapades by BlinksBlinkd: 12:28pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
mouth watery |
Re: Escapades by BlinksBlinkd: 8:04am On Sep 22, 2017 |
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Re: Escapades by BlinksBlinkd: 11:13am On Sep 27, 2017 |
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Re: Escapades by BlinksBlinkd: 10:01pm On Jan 06, 2018 |
awesome |
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My oh my |
Re: Escapades by BlinksBlinkd: 2:33pm On Jan 09, 2018 |
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Re: Escapades by BlinksBlinkd: 1:44pm On Jan 11, 2018 |
that's nice |
Re: Escapades by BlinksBlinkd: 1:53pm On Jan 13, 2018 |
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Re: Escapades by Adamrealman78: 2:26pm On Jan 13, 2018 |
Last Saturday, I was in my house with my wife and got a call from my girlfriend that she wanted to see me for bleeps.I was startled that she wanted to come to my home. We usually had fun at a guest house,my head ran thousand thoughts, I decided to take her to my friends apartment in my compound upstairs with the room window facing my apartment. My wife was home, I played with her and gisted and told her I was going out.I called my gf and told her to proceed to my friends place .I tactically went upstairs and laid prey.when the babe arrived. I was Hot as a horse.I discharged my friend and gave my gf head.she was screaming, daddy which my wife incidentally calls me,I had to cover her mouth when she started calling my name!.mogbe,had to move to the living room and gave her a bleep she would never forget in a jiffy. She was shaking so much I had to give her a shower.I didn't know I was looking for more trouble. In the shower, I bleeped her twice again and she gave me head in a running shower, I was thinking that she would be uncomfortable with water running into her nose while her mouth was busy, so I turned of the shower, she told me to switch the tap on, ok after 50min I told her to rest.she felt hungry and I gave her money for lunch.and quietly went down to my house, as I got in my wife was like you went out for five hours,close the curtains and come to bed, yepa!after 6rounds.ok I proceeded to give my wife head too and bleeped her.as soon as she fell asleep, I just picked my clothes and went to my gf house.in matter of minutes. We were in each other arms kissing. I told her to cool down and give me time,that I had just done home service. We laughed and spent time talking till I went home. |
Re: Escapades by UjuJoan2: 3:37pm On Jan 16, 2018 |
Adamrealman78: Are you not the one that wants to divorce your wife. I salute the babe jor. . . She must have known all these while that you were up to no good. Divorce her please before you ruin her life further. 1 Like |
Re: Escapades by Gloriagee(f): 10:53am On Jan 19, 2018 |
So is this the new wife? Cos i dont wanna imagine u still have a legally married wife, 2nd wife and a 'cheap' gf? while still playing the role of a doting hubby? i mean u had to be acting, right? Adamrealman78: |
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