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Re: . by Nobody: 10:38am On Mar 02, 2017
Bumbae1:

No still on my bed will roll off soon .. being lazy
just try up,,,u can do it!!!you know u not lazy,,,
Re: . by Nobody: 10:40am On Mar 02, 2017
Bumbae1:

Comes and goes .. ave had it before .. antibiotics always works within few days
Just need to get the prescription wink thank you i'll be ok lol was just milking it abit
well if u say so,,,somtime's I use a drug called chest pain or pain relief!!!so ve not eaten anything!v??
Re: . by sinaj(f): 10:46am On Mar 02, 2017
embarassed
Maxi112:
help this op ministry na grin
hehe I need to consult d oracle first grin
Re: . by Nobody: 10:47am On Mar 02, 2017
Maxi112:
you don't expect it to grace FP, do you?


how many years does it take to find the right one?


BTW... are you in to any?
Patience the most unavailable virtue in human. If you are patient, you will get one.

That it doesn't work for one does not mean it won't work for all smiley
Re: . by Maxi112: 10:49am On Mar 02, 2017
firstking01:
Lies, fatal and fabricated lies... i met all the girls i 've "successfully" dated online...halfri's just the least of em all....currently dating one i met online....remember i told you i was single few days ago but you swaved it away and likened me to jude the all time liargrin, well, it was just after val she said to me "let's give it a try"....


Note, i met her online, not here anyways....she's a student here in ph...i sha know that you have alot of girls you are following offline here but your problem is distance...me personally i don't do long distance sh!t...the only girl i dated out side ph was halfri and that's cos i was built to be in lag that period....
let me laugh first grin grin bro I like you (no homo)

(1) you don't easily give up grin
(2) you're truthful

I swerved it away cause you didn't give me clue to your main, BTW... I know how you roll with em ladies grin from jolly to your current one grin

for me, I don't believe in distance relationship, I don't even indulge in one.... to me, its fake grin time consuming, money and otherwise. its fun beginning but it can't be so with due time.

we na guys bro, sex is not everything... we need that babe of ours to hangout, club, visit eatery together... will online dating do all that for you? I guess nah.


I know you wanna defend your relationship bro, is okay grin


you win cheesy
Re: . by Maxi112: 10:55am On Mar 02, 2017
Alesandese:
Patience the most unavailable virtue in human. If you are patient, you will get one.

That it doesn't work for one does not mean it won't work for all smiley
I never told you I was looking for one dear grin


patient kills faster than Ebola bae grin


you don't know how it feels keeping up with your "supposed" spouse in a distant state in a distant relationship, that shit is so annoying.


you'd never have peace of mind, is either you pondering over her next move or where she slept last night.

than you begin to ask yourself, why are you dating this person?
Re: . by firstking01(m): 10:57am On Mar 02, 2017
Maxi112:
let me laugh first grin grin bro I like you (no homo)

(1) you don't easily give up grin
(2) you're truthful

I swerved it away cause you didn't give me clue to your main, BTW... I know how you roll with em ladies grin from jolly to your current one grin

for me, I don't believe in distance relationship, I don't even indulge in one.... to me, its fake grin time consuming, money and otherwise. its fun beginning but it can't be so with due time.

we na guys bro, sex is not everything... we need that babe of ours to hangout, club, visit eatery together... will online dating do all that for you? I guess nah.


I know you wanna defend your relationship bro, is okay grin


you win cheesy
Hehehehe, told you that i don't do online shi!t na, except we are in the same state or locality, but must not be far from each other...the one i'm currently dating lives at station closed to govt house in town, and we see like thrice a week...we met online...my advice, always give online dating a try esp if you are in the same locality.
Re: . by Maxi112: 10:57am On Mar 02, 2017
sinaj:
embarassed hehe I need to consult d oracle first grin
Hahaha the Oracle might probably be your lipsrsealed grin
Re: . by sinaj(f): 11:00am On Mar 02, 2017
Maxi112:
Hahaha the Oracle might probably be your lipsrsealed grin
my what?

Oya talk it
Re: . by Maxi112: 11:03am On Mar 02, 2017
firstking01:
Hehehehe, told you that i don't do online shi!t na, except we are in the same state or locality, but must not be far from each other...the one i'm currently dating lives at station closed to govt house in town, and we see like thrice a week...we met online...my advice, always give online dating a try esp if you are in the same locality.
Hahahaha 3x a week is much na


you won kill am? cheesy


bro even if na aba for Abia state to pH, its manageable... not in Abeokuta your date is in Enugu, and you call it dating.. my brother, that kin love big pass me oh grin
Re: . by Maxi112: 11:06am On Mar 02, 2017
sinaj:
my what?
Oya talk it
I was told to stay mute grin

you keep slaying at your dp kiss

make me change my mind in this online dating na cheesy
Re: . by Nobody: 11:09am On Mar 02, 2017
Jodha:
Yhu go soon tire...
abeg na prayer??be that
Re: . by sinaj(f): 11:18am On Mar 02, 2017
Maxi112:
I was told to stay mute grin


you keep slaying at your dp kiss


make me change my mind in this online dating na cheesy
don't change o!


I heard that ghosts now av access to Internet services grin
So u neva can tell
Re: . by Maxi112: 11:22am On Mar 02, 2017
sinaj:
don't change o!

I heard that ghosts now av access to Internet services grin So u neva can tell
I anticipated for this kinda reply grin

but you ain't ghost, are you? grin
Re: . by Nobody: 11:23am On Mar 02, 2017
firstking01:
You are so very right, seems you 've been there cheesy...Mistake most guys here make is, immediately they spot a girl they like on nairaland they'd become too openly flirty with the girl forgetting that em girls like it discreet.... and plus, you gotta stop flirting with other girls on here cos she 'll be watching you from behind your back cool


reason why i fell in love with one....


cheesy
Re: . by primekid: 11:24am On Mar 02, 2017
Re: . by sinaj(f): 11:25am On Mar 02, 2017
Maxi112:
I anticipated for this kinda reply grin


but you ain't ghost, are you? grin
I don't evn knw sef tongue
Re: . by firstking01(m): 11:25am On Mar 02, 2017
L0velyn:


reason why i fell in love with one....

cheesy
You left my mention last night why?
Re: . by mazizitonene(m): 11:27am On Mar 02, 2017
op...yaf forgot to put ya picshure so d girl can trip fast fast cheesy
Re: . by firstking01(m): 11:28am On Mar 02, 2017
Maxi112:
Hahahaha 3x a week is much na


you won kill am? cheesy


bro even if na aba for Abia state to pH, its manageable... not in Abeokuta your date is in Enugu, and you call it dating.. my brother, that kin love big pass me oh grin
3times a week ain't much nagrin...she visits every saturdays thogrin
Re: . by Nobody: 11:41am On Mar 02, 2017
firstking01:
You left my mention last night why?



i slept off
Re: . by firstking01(m): 12:24pm On Mar 02, 2017
L0velyn:


i slept off
Bet you said that was not your sleeping time ni??

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