My dear Ghanaians;
Its church, not 'Chech'.
Pastor, not 'pastar'.
Doctor, not 'Dactar'.
My fellow Nigerians; It's bath, not 'baff'.
Our currency is called Naira, not 'narrah'.
My dear Edo people; It's argument, not 'ajument'.
My dear Yorubas; Its Air, not 'hair'.
Eight, not 'hate'.
Its Van Persie, not 'Fan Persin'.
My dear Ibadan peeps; Its not 'sun tissu', its Sean Tizzle!
Its not 'siro' but zero!
Ibadan people it's Aisha not Aisa or ashiata
My dear Hausa people It's fifty, not 'pipty'.
Its people, not 'fiffle'.
Its five, not 'pipe'.
Glo, not 'gilo'!
coke and not kwoke
sprite not sipron..
Fanta not panta.
Seriously it is 'Tuface weds Annie Macauley', stop saying 'Toothpaste weds Animal
calling'.
My Egun people; Its actually 'MTN' and not 'NTM'!
My dear Calabar peeps; Kindly note its love and
not 'rurf'.
My Benue people; Its not 'Lick Loss', its 'Rick
Ross'.
My Igala people not zalia but zaria lol
My igala people not cholo but solo.
My igala people not ciena but sienna.
My igala people not eguchi soup, but egusi soup.
My igala people not pepper choup, but pepper. Soup
My Fulani people it's zebra not jebra
My Igbo people; There is nothing like 'thaaasand', it is thousand.
It is bed-sheet and
not 'bay sheet'.
And its thirty, not 'thartie'!
Our Lord's prayer is actually 'Our Father, who at in
Heaven. Hallowed be your name...', and not 'Our
Father, look at eleven, adaobi thy name...'."
Good morning all, just a lil teaser 2 cool off this economic recessions ..
May God deliver uskindly share.
Na joke ooooooo
Those concerned make una no vex.
Just for fun.