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| Are You Tired Of Your Spouse? by JProspero: 9:13pm On Dec 13, 2009 |
When I was single I was told that once a woman gives birth and breastfeeds, her 'treasure island' becomes as wide as the Lagos-Ibadan expressway, while her 'Oshodi Oke,' 'Adazi-enu' or 'Iruka' becomes like bathroom slippers. But after three kids and about 10 years of marriage, the 'engine room' has become even more exciting to visit - I don't even notice any difference between now and pre-childbirth, even though the midwife, to my annoyance and horror, hurriedly gave her a bad cut during the first delivery. In addition, the 'upper chamber' is still not bad to look at and feel. With the little weight she gained over the years, it has become even more pleasurable going to 'HOLYwood' these days than before childbirth. I wonder where people get all these fake theories they peddle, or is my case just different? |
| Re: Are You Tired Of Your Spouse? by posakosa(m): 9:37pm On Dec 13, 2009 |
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| Re: Are You Tired Of Your Spouse? by Rosabelle(f): 10:22pm On Dec 13, 2009 |
Looking for attention? Go to Religion section or something. Everything you just said sounds like you copied it from some joke column or so  |
| Re: Are You Tired Of Your Spouse? by JProspero: 11:19pm On Dec 13, 2009 |
Rosabelle: Maybe you need to do a little check on my posts and decide if I have ever sounded like a joker or attention seeker on Nairaland. I added some funny names because even though we are on Nairaland and use pen names, I can never get myself to call some body parts by their real name or informal name. I watched my wife deliver in the hospital and felt horrified when the midwife impatiently gave her a cut and the child came out. I ignorantly thought her privates would even be wider afterwards because of the cut. But I was pleasantly surprised when the wound healed and everything return to the normal size. That was my experience and I thought it could help some guys who have been fed the type of crap I was fed. It may also help guys who give all kinds of reasons to be unfaintful. Peace to you! |
| Re: Are You Tired Of Your Spouse? by kidsam: 1:12pm On Dec 14, 2009 |
thanks it was really helpful |
| Re: Are You Tired Of Your Spouse? by rasputinn(m): 1:23pm On Dec 14, 2009 |
Wao,I'm stunned |
| Re: Are You Tired Of Your Spouse? by foyeks2001(f): 1:26pm On Dec 14, 2009 |
attention seeker dont worry , u will get one ok?? |
| Re: Are You Tired Of Your Spouse? by lilrex1(m): 1:41pm On Dec 14, 2009 |
hi pls where are u living i like u  |
| Re: Are You Tired Of Your Spouse? by foyeks2001(f): 2:11pm On Dec 14, 2009 |
lil rex: |
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