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Re: . by Nobody: 7:34pm On Mar 02, 2017
Cutehector:
u na
I dey mad?. grin
Re: . by Cutehector(m): 7:35pm On Mar 02, 2017
kimbra:
I dey mad?. grin
try it one day... After all u expect ur boyfie to swallow ur juices
Re: . by Nobody: 7:36pm On Mar 02, 2017
Cutehector:
lol stats show that shy girls are great bj givers....
dont mind her jare undecided she is pretending self grin
Re: . by mazizitonene(m): 7:42pm On Mar 02, 2017
Cutehector:
hahaha.. wat about d part where we just incline our dicks to their lips when deep smooching..
lol....irris enuf bruv grin
Re: . by beetown(m): 7:44pm On Mar 02, 2017
lol.....seriously how does my dick taste like?
Re: . by Nobody: 7:47pm On Mar 02, 2017
kimbra:
Who swallows cum?.



I wonder too

Nyama angry

Euwwwww!!! angry angry

Pukes all over the thread embarassed
Re: . by mazizitonene(m): 7:47pm On Mar 02, 2017
Amarabae:
Nasty! Be careful of your health.
Zip up. Abstinence is still the best.
lol....nothing nasty there sis...as long you both observe good hygiene...health risks are also minimal..... wink
#u_pretty

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Re: . by Nobody: 7:55pm On Mar 02, 2017
Nice list.
No2 is the least of my worries tho.
Depending on the mood, she might gats put her tongue there join.
Re: . by Rukkydelta(f): 8:07pm On Mar 02, 2017
This thread ought to be in sexuality section

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Re: . by ifex370(m): 8:08pm On Mar 02, 2017
REIIGN:
"Lord strengthen her jaw, so she doesn't get tired" embarassed


Lol..see this ode grin
Re: . by REIIGN(m): 8:13pm On Mar 02, 2017
ifex370:


Lol..see this ode grin

Oboy, that's the only thing that comes on my mind grin
Re: . by kuuljay(m): 8:26pm On Mar 02, 2017
Cutehector:
haba.. Have u seen anyone using teeth to lick icecream? Think... Who bites a dick tho?
you are still a learner,I was bitten cos my main okpeke called and I picked.the fun is not worth the aftermaths ,gives me goose pimples bro
Re: . by TrapHedges(m): 8:28pm On Mar 02, 2017
Bltch no way am gona let any girl suck my dick with her dirty mouth
Re: . by Yorobastard(m): 8:32pm On Mar 02, 2017
Lol....you forgot this one


I have to watch her carefully so she doesn't bite off my dick
Re: . by Cutehector(m): 8:35pm On Mar 02, 2017
Rukkydelta:
This thread ought to be in sexuality section
as I put am for romance section.. Come and bite my dick undecided
Re: . by Abortions: 8:36pm On Mar 02, 2017
Cutehector:
If u be guy and u don receive bj before, _swear say you no been think any of these. Leggo cheesy



So dear ladies, Truly, 90 percent of the time we’re just thinking, “Please do something with my balls,” and, “Awesome,” but let’s get weird with the other 10 percent. And as freaky as I am, I'll let you know wats on our minds any time you give us dat sensational bj kiss



1. Yeah, she’s about to put my penis in her mouth. OK, play it cool, don’t force it. Just let it happen. OK, YEAH, I AM GETTING A BL0W J0B THIS IS AMAZING THIS IS THE BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE I’M GOING TO CALL MY FAMILY (I’M NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO CALL MY FAMILY)




2. Wait, can she see my butt’hole right now? What does it look like? I’m realizing I’ve never seen my own butthole and it’s kind of freaking me out. I’m going to get a mirror after this and check it out. No, I’m not. I’m going to leave this one a mystery.




3. What does my penis taste like?



4. This is great, but it would be better if I pulled at her hair really hard and started mouth-f*cking her brains out. Oh, it doesn’t look like she likes it. That’s weird. I don’t understand why.






5. Am I taking too long? No, probably not. I’m sure she doesn’t mind.



6. *High-fiving self in my own mind. Two of me are running toward each other in an open field, Sound of Music-style, high-fiving the Bleep out of each other.*




7. She’s really good at this. Wait, is she too good at this? No. No, she is just the right amount of good at this.



8. I sort of feel like I have to come, but I don’t want to tell her too early and have her stop. what if i cum in her mouth mistakenly, will she swallow it? No, I’m definitely going to come. Tell her! OK, wait, no — I don’t have to come yet. Alright, dude, you just yelled “I’mgonnac—” and stopped yourself by turning it into a weird grunt/m0an hybrid. I don’t think she noticed.




9. Ok, now I’m really going to come. I have to make sure I say it really sexy, though. I don’t want to ruin the mood. Ok, great. I said it and I think that sounded like a r0bot voice but at least she knows.



10. Oh, awesome. She swallowed it. NO, DON’T TRY AND KISS ME. angry



11. I’m going to sleep.
OK IZ BJ SHORT FORM 4 BANK JOB?
Re: . by Cutehector(m): 8:39pm On Mar 02, 2017
kuuljay:
you are still a learner,I was bitten cos my main okpeke called and I picked.the fun is not worth the aftermaths ,gives me goose pimples bro
why would u pick a call during a bj session? Who does dat
Re: . by Cutehector(m): 8:39pm On Mar 02, 2017
Abortions:
OK IZ BJ SHORT FORM 4 BANK JOB?
so u had to quote me with dis dumb kwestion
Re: . by Cutehector(m): 8:41pm On Mar 02, 2017
alexialin:




I wonder too

Nyama angry

Euwwwww!!! angry angry

Pukes all over the thread embarassed
na una suck dick pass

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Re: . by Abortions: 8:52pm On Mar 02, 2017
Cutehector:
so u had to quote me with dis dumb kwestion
Ok ANS BOI STOP KWESIO 4 KWESIO
Re: . by vedah: 9:11pm On Mar 02, 2017
Kondomatic:
Seems I am the only one who doesn't trust women enough to allow any of them give me head.
Why?
Re: . by bidexmat(m): 9:15pm On Mar 02, 2017
grin
Cutehector:
undecided lol moan is for d ladies
Re: . by Lunagirl(f): 9:17pm On Mar 02, 2017
Hmmmm
Re: . by Cutehector(m): 9:55pm On Mar 02, 2017
Lunagirl:
Hmmmm
fine girl what is bothering u..
Re: . by Kondomatic(m): 9:58pm On Mar 02, 2017
vedah:
Why?
Three reasons.


1, It's something that I am never going to reciprocate so it's better I don't ask for it.
Fear and lack of trust is the second and third reason.
Re: . by vedah: 10:00pm On Mar 02, 2017
Kondomatic:
Three reasons.


1, It's something that I am never going to reciprocate so it's better I don't ask for it.
Fear and lack of trust is the second and third reason.
And what if your wife loves giving head and probably doesn't care about you reciprocating the gesture. Will you still be afraid or have trust issues with her?
Re: . by Cutehector(m): 10:12pm On Mar 02, 2017
vedah:
And what if your wife loves giving head and probably doesn't care about you reciprocating the gesture. Will you still be afraid or have trust issues with her?
grin
Re: . by Cutehector(m): 10:21pm On Mar 02, 2017
Ah see u yorex2011
Re: . by yorex2011: 10:26pm On Mar 02, 2017
Cutehector:
Ah see u yorex2011

Lolz, how far you?
Re: . by Kondomatic(m): 10:28pm On Mar 02, 2017
vedah:
And what if your wife loves giving head and probably doesn't care about you reciprocating the gesture. Will you still be afraid or have trust issues with her?
I honestly don't think I will allow her because I will still feel like I am cheating her.
Re: . by Cutehector(m): 10:29pm On Mar 02, 2017
yorex2011:


Lolz, how far you?
I dey bro... I just tire for pwc
Re: . by Kdiva(f): 10:39pm On Mar 02, 2017
lipsrsealed

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