It's annoying that people tend to give nonsensical reasons when they are caught having sex with somebody's wife, under aged girl etc.
Here are few excuses.
1. Konji is a bastard: This statement is very common, especially to our Nigerian youths. After being caught having illicit sex, they will instantly put the blame on konji. Saying, Koni na bastard. Bro, incase you don't know, konji has a father.
2. It is the work of the devil: whenever i hear this, i only laugh and ask, if it was the devil that help you remove bra, remove pant and helped you insert your device. Take devil out of this my sister.
3.it is a mistake: i have heard this from tosyn2much, the day he was caught. He was asked if it's by mistake he sucked her breast. And why didnt he suck a cow-breast-kmilk. Bro. Forget, na by pleasure.
4. It was a temptation: Sister, have common sense. You see people going to worship but you were not tempted. You were not tempted to read but you were tempted to have sex abi? Is alright.
5. I didnt know how it happened: i swear, na lie. You know. Were you blind? A man is undressing you and you are there asking him "what are you trying to do? He wants to play WHOT GAME, so that he can check-up.
Don't just laugh add yours.

I thought I was in a dream.















If ah hear!!!

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I thought I was in a dream.














If ah hear!!!

hahahahahaha. Bad guy.