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Joke Of The Day by Keenysbojan(m): 7:46pm On Mar 05, 2017
;DA guy mistakenly transferred N200,000 (out of N210,000 balance in his account) to a wrong account number via mobile money transfer. After thinking of a way to stop the person from withdrawing the money, he came up with an idea of sending a text message to the person's phone number saying: "Hello dark and worthy initiate, I hope you're OK. I believe you have received the money I sent to you. It's for your initiation into the eternal mystical order of glorious satanism in the Ogboni fraternity scheduled to take place tomorrow at 12 midnight. That money is only for your transport. I'll send you more for shopping. There are riches awaiting you in this kingdom. Two weeks after the initiation, a family member very close to your heart will die, this will unlock your ticket to wealth and you will have the ability to fly at night to any part of the world. Thanks in advance. But in case you're not ready to join, please send back the money immediately to avoid ur sudden death." Five minutes later, he got an SMS saying: "Please send another N200,000 my friend is also interested. Nigerian economy has frustrated us too much." The man fainted......

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Re: Joke Of The Day by alijain120117(m): 6:03am On Mar 07, 2017
Really Nice Joke. I have some whatsapp status in Tamil Here.

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