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Joke Of The Day by Keenysbojan(m): 7:46pm On Mar 05, 2017 |
;DA guy mistakenly transferred
N200,000 (out of N210,000
balance
in his account) to a wrong
account number via mobile
money transfer.
After thinking of a way to stop
the person from withdrawing
the money, he came up with an
idea of sending a text message
to the person's phone number
saying:
"Hello dark and worthy initiate, I
hope you're OK. I
believe you have received the
money I sent to you.
It's for your initiation into the
eternal mystical order
of glorious satanism in the
Ogboni fraternity
scheduled to take place
tomorrow at 12 midnight.
That money is only for your
transport. I'll send you more for
shopping. There are riches
awaiting you in this kingdom.
Two weeks after the initiation, a
family member very close to your
heart will die, this will unlock
your ticket to wealth and you will
have the ability to fly at night to
any part of the world. Thanks in
advance. But in case you're not
ready to join, please send back
the money immediately to
avoid ur sudden death."
Five minutes later, he got an SMS
saying: "Please send another
N200,000 my friend is also
interested. Nigerian economy has
frustrated us too much."
The man fainted...... 1 Like |
Re: Joke Of The Day by alijain120117(m): 6:03am On Mar 07, 2017 |
Really Nice Joke. I have some whatsapp status in Tamil Here. |
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