Let me go first.

Hmmm! The date was going great until he started picking his nose, and when he snapped his fingers, the particle from his nose fell into my food (food wey I never chop 1/3 sef). Na so I tell am say I don belle full and I wan go house. I go house go drink garri with groundnut. I can't come and go and die because of free food.

So, let's hear yours.

It was going great until she instagramed her drink and I said nah..... She's obviously a slay queen