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*_hausa Couple In London_* by IAmAmbrose(m): 9:16pm On Mar 10, 2017 |
A newly Wedded Hausa Couple went to London and lodged in a hotel for their honeymoon. In the middle of the night, his wife started screaming, "Bera! Bera!" (Bera being the Hausa word for mouse) The husband called room service to lay a complain, but he didn't know the English word for 'bera', so this was their conversation... *Husband:* _"Alo? Is zat za room sabis"?_ *Room service:* _"Good evening sir. How can I help you?"_ *Husband:* _"Walahi zia is sometin in za room-fa._ *Room service:* _"Pardon me sir, but what exactly is it?"._ *Husband:* _Thinking critically..."Err.....u know za pim TOM and JERRY ko"?_ *Room service:* _"Yes sir, i know TOM & JERRY quite well."_ *Husband:* _"Tau! Wallahi za JERRY is here fa. 1 Like |
Re: *_hausa Couple In London_* by Nobody: 2:13pm On Mar 11, 2017 |
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